Originally Posted by RememberTheName:
And you may want to prayerfully consider finding another girlfriend.
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"My girlfriend is in love with this "I Kissed a Girl" song"
So am I. It's a good song. About lesbians.
"Do not marry her."
Yeah, you don't want a girl who is even barely open to that sort of possibility, because if that comes up in your adult life, you definitely want a girl who will never have a three-way with you and another girl.
[...you may want to prayerfully consider finding another girlfriend.]
Yeah, but for WHO? The boyfriend, or the girlfriend? :)
Don't listen to Shannon, RememberTheName. Lose the girlfriend, and don't find another one. Remember, the Rapture's gonna happen any day now. What if you and she have a baby, and that child is not Saved? Can you really justify that?
Yeah, that goes for all of you over at RR. Don't breed. Ever.
Fortunately the guy in question is not QUITE as awful as Shannon Wallace. His response to her advice:
Believe me, I've been praying about it every day. I'm this close to leaving, but she's got a mortgage and a loan she can't pay for, much less afford groceries. I'd feel horrible leaving her to lose her home, her car (collateral on the loan) and to starve. I just can't do that to someone, even if I'm going broke at the same time.
It's quite a funny thread despite the human tragedy at the root of it. I like the fundy who thought the lyrics were "I kissed a squirrel".
I don't see what the big deal is about this song. Forty years ago, Jimi Hendrix sang a song with the lyric, "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy."
;^D
I have to say, I totally agree with this one, except for the word 'prayerfully'.
P.S. Unless they're talking about the Jill Sobule song, I like that, yet sadly I know they're talking about that pathetic attention whore anthem club track.
If I was the girlfriend in question, I'd dump him for his shitty taste in music. (also because he sounds like an asshole.)
Seriously, who listens to second-rate, wanna-be, emo-punk-imitating "Christian rock"?
DaMentalFunism and Viking, in that particular post perhaps. However, in another post he reaveals his plan to give her a ride to work, go home pack his stuff, cancel her cell phone and any other bills that have his name on them as well, and disappear into the sunset without so much as a "goodbye" or "you should probably secure a different ride home from work before you have no phone service." So... maybe not evil but not exactly a sweetie-pie!
Well...it is kind of a mediocre song...
Oh, wait...you have a "moral" objection to it, don't you? Oh, what trivial things can't you people fight with other people over?
@funnyguts: Hendrix was well aware of the confusion. Sometimes he would sing the line and then kiss his bass player.
@ the RR bastards: You'll search far and wide to be offended, won't you?
That's right, find another girlfriend who likes the same song! You'll find a lot more rapture in your the threesomes than in your stupid death cult. Uh, you may have to dump your shitty taste in music though.
I thought that the song was crap, but not because of this. It's the "I made out with a girl to get a guy's attention" sort of thing. Yawn. That's nothing new, just standard male fantasy. Anyway, it’s vastly inferior to Jill Sobule’s song “I Kissed a Girl”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpI7znS8Fuc
Back to the fundie:
Prayerfully? Is that even a word? Oh, and your whiny insecurity is irritating. I'll bet you're one of those women who constantly reminds other women of their God-ordained place, and then you wonder why when it seems all your friends are on Crapture Ready. Go away, you annoy me.
ah yes, a clear conflict between the noble religion of 'Ikissedthegirlism' and 'Runnism'
this might be a tight one
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