(discussing global warming)
the only thing you'll be doing is depriving americans of gods natural resources that he put on the earth for us! and besides the bible clearly states many times over that eventually the earth will end anyway! so why worry???
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God sez: "Smoke all dat shit up!"
Seriously, your "we're almost outta here, let's trash the place" mindset is incredibly childish, and is almost indiscernible from the ideology that allows suicide bombers to exist.
So, we should ruin our earth for our immediate convenience because a book of ancient stories says a god, who can't even be shown top exist, will give us a new one someday? You're an idiot.
You know, I've actually stopped worrying some time ago. Because it's probably too late already. So relax and enjoy the ride. I hope you live somewhere by the sea.
Oh, and thanks for ruining the world for us.
Just remember, kiddies:
The consequences of Global Warming are peanuts when compared with the consequences of running out of non-renewable energy sources.
Civilization can survive the former, but it can't survive the latter.
When I became born-again, I just said "fuck it" and started shitting on the floor in my kitchen. Why use the toilet? I'm getting raptured next week, so the LOSER non-believer can clean up after me. Fuck 'em!
Of course we're depriving you of natural resources, those resources are fucking up the air I'm trying to breathe
Besides, what if the Earth doesn't 'end' for several more milennia, and we have to live with your fuck-up?
We're going to run out of resources too, so researching solar, wind, and electric cars is something we'll eventually need to get off our collective ass about.
Oh dear, I hope this guy doesn't apply the same logic to his living conditions.
Please do not ever procreate.
the world doesn't belong to the USA.
No doubt this fuck will want to use all the US resources, and then buy or take those belonging to everyone else.
and besides the bible clearly states many times over that eventually the earth will end anyway! so why worry???
Why worry about the end of the fucking planet . He really, actually just said that.
Dunno about you, but I'm hoping we'll have moved onto other planets by then, or at least onto generation ships that can escape this particular stellar system's demise.
Heads up, moron: the Earth will indeed end, but only when the Sun becomes a Giant Red, that is, in several billion years.
In the meantime... Have you ever seen a creator (artist, for instance) so pleased with another's trashing of his work to say: "Here, I'll just make a new one for you"? Remember, from Noah's story, that we're dealing with a jealous God here, on who was angry at our defilement of his handiwork.
We better get to work in lessening our impact on our only nest, or we *will* find out the hard way that we based our very lifestyle on principles that cannot work in the long run. The market economy and belief in your particular form of irresponsibility towards future generations are two deadly forms of collective suicidal insanity.
Don't worry, though, the Garden of Eden will be restored. In a few hundred thousand years, after wildlife and forests have overtaken our cancerous overgrowth and biodiversity has recovered from both our present depredation and the certain consequences of Global Warming. We just won't be here anymore to revel in God's wondrous Creation, thanks in no small part to irresponsible attitudes such as yours.
The bible is unclear on everything because it was written by man for our rulers to control us.
That's certainly how it works, although "unclear" isn't the word I'd use - most often a particular chapter will be very clearly for or against an issue, but elsewhere there will probably be one that equally clearly takes the opposite stance. In this manner, the bible is basically a blank cheque - all a ruler who wants to raise taxes has to do, for example, is quote the bits in favour of taxation and quietly fail to mention the parts against it; if he wants to lower them, he ignores the former and quotes the latter.
I've always wondered about these kinds of people, who live like every day is the last of the world as we know it, and thus we shouldn't worry: do they ever clean up their houses? Do they ever bathe, cut their hair, do they shave?
Or: do they just live in a huge ass shitpile at home, stinking like some homeless bum (sorry for the bums for this comparison) with shitpieces hanging out of their asshair? Just waiting for the world to end. I mean, why worry about anything, right?
Confused?
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