Regarding feces eating.Why can't Fred equate gays with flies?Flies mostly feast on feces
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I find this users name, Chickenhawk, intriguing. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't chickenhawk slang for an older gay man scouting out a much younger, barely legal guy?
Gays don't eat poo, by definition. Most of what I hear about that kind of thing is in Japan, and that's all hetero.
By the same token, you could say that heterosexual guys all eat afterbirth, since it also comes out of the place where they put their dicks.
The proper term is coprophagy. There are many straights who practise it. It is a disgusting and dangerous practice regardless of the sexuality of the practitioner.
@Shibori
You are quite correct. An unfortunate, and Freudian slip up there.
“But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?” (Isaiah 36:12)
“And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man...Then said I, Ah, Lord God, behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself...Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow’s dung for man’s dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.” (Ezekiel 4:12-15)
It's the people in your holy book who are the shit eaters.
YOu do know what the term "chickenhawk" means don't you?
Well, just in case: A chickenhawk or chicken hawk is slang used in American and British gay culture to denote older males who prefer younger males for partners, who may less often be called "chickens...Much less frequently, "chickenhawk" indicates a man who uses underage boys for his sexual pleasure. "
I've never heard that usage of "chickenhawk" before. I've always known it as "a political epithet used in the United States to criticize a politician, bureaucrat, or commentator who strongly supports a war or other military action, but has never personally been in a war, especially if that person actively avoided military service when of draft age." But that doesn't make it not hilarious.
Project a lot there chickenhawk? Why do fundies fantasize about this truly sick things like sex with children, sex with animals, and eating feces that a normal heterosexual, bisexual, or homosexual would never think about? Man these fundies are truly weird closet perverts with no morals and really sick imaginations!
Because...gays don't dive headfast, mouths open wide with gleeful anticipation, into heaping piles of s#%$. Fundies, on the other hand..
Well as others stated, eating feces is condoned by the bible. Also, I don't think this person knows what Chickenhawk means. Maybe he does, it wouldn't be the first fundie dragged out of the closet by a police raid.
Im sure if a fly had a choice between good food and a fresh turd.. I think they will go to the good food. Besides, if your god is real, wouldnt that mean that your god MADE these flies prefer turds over food? And they wonder why we laugh at them.
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"Regarding feces eating.Why can't Fred equate gays with flies?Flies mostly feast on feces"
...and gay people don't.
Seriously, you just kind of proved your own point wrong there.
"Why can't Fred equate gays with flies"
Never mind that, why does Fred Phelps & co. equate gays with pork meatballs?:
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Mayhaps this is why the WBC won't come to the UK (and not necessarily due to being banned by our Home Secretary Jacqui Smith)? Because if they protested with signs saying 'God Hates Fags/Faggots' etc, they'd just get passersby tut-tutting at them, people stopping & laughing, saying 'God hates pork meatballs?! HA-HA!' and/or 'I know smoking is bad and all, but God Hates Cigarettes? To my knowledge, there's no mention of that in the Bible'.
"Regarding feces eating"
Coprophilia for Jesus?
You're a chickenhawk ? So you think it's okay as long as they're young? Freak.
By the way, gay people don't eat shit. Crazy
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