Jessica,
I totally agree that testimonies MUST agree with scripture and that scripture trumps all else, however, I believe that you are mis-interpreting scripture.
Jessica, I am tormented daily by demons. I am going to see the guy on there who calls himself exorcist. It's embarrassing, but it's true. I don't like to tell people because I don't want them to think that I am a nut, but it's true. I totally can relate to the people on that site because I am going through the same hell. It's a constant 24 hour a day battle. They woken me up all night on numerous occasions, they torment me. They blow down my throat, talk to me while I sleep and wake me up, they give me horrifying dreams. They have done things to me that I couldn't possibly have inflicted on myself.
I believe that the scholars in whom you trust are giving you misinterpretations of many words in the original hebrew/greek. Try strong's. He is one of the most trusted names. I truly pity anyone who dies without Christ and has to be with these demons for all of eternity in hellfire. BTW I did a study on that recently as well.
More soon,
Scott
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"I don't like to tell people because I don't want them to think that I am a nut, but it's true."
Yes, it is true. You are indeed a nut.
Dear Scott,
We have better things to do than to materialize in your realm just in order to blow hot air down your throat. We demons are quite busy because hell is quite overcrowded and there are only so many of us employees to go around (thanks in big part to our non-existent dental plan).
You really are not that important to the scheme of things so please get over yourself and stop blaming your delusions on us otherwise we may have to consider suing for slander and defamation.
Regards,
PS) Christ would prefer that you stop talking about him now. You're kind of freaking him out...
Dear Scott,
You are psychotic. It's funny how you don't see demons if you don't believe in them. See, I have never seen a demon. The reason for that is, they don't exist! Seek help. REAL help, not some fucked-up chrisian horseshit. Once you realize this shit isn't real, you will be amazed at how pleasant life can actually be.
"They woken me up all night on numerous occasions, they torment me. They blow down my throat, talk to me while I sleep and wake me up, they give me horrifying dreams. They have done things to me that I couldn't possibly have inflicted on myself."
These are all signs of mental illness. Seek help.
And people wonder why religion is dangerous...
"They woken me up all night on numerous occasions, they torment me. They blow down my throat"
*snerk*
I think I saw a hentai with that same plot.
I don't want them to think that I am a nut, but it's true.
Oh, honey it's true. It must be due lack of sleep by woken you up.
"I believe that the scholars in whom you trust are giving you misinterpretations of many words in the original hebrew/greek."
Well, well, well, a Fundie who actually knows that the Bible was originally written in Hebrew (with a couple chapters of Aramaic) and Greek! I'm stunned.
I totally agree that testimonies MUST agree with scripture and that scripture trumps all else, however, I believe that you are mis-interpreting scripture.
That's what everyone says. That's why there are hundreds of different sects of Christianity.
Do all these fundies do a 'study'? It seems to pop up on a regular basis. This "I've spent years studying this and I've come to the conclusion that *religion based blah,blah,blah*. I've yet to see one where they have spent time studying and changed their minds about something....such as evolution vs. ID.
SEE A DOCTOR before you hurt yourself, dude. Seriously.
cronenurse:
That just means they read a few books by Grant Jeffrey or Hal Lindsay or some other christian hack, usually.
Why are the people who make the most noise about their faith the most harassed by demons?
Ah, yes, it's because their ideal is beyond reach of their over-scrutinizing conscience...
"I totally agree that testimonies MUST agree with scripture..."
You do remember that only men can testify.
I believe that the scholars in whom you trust are giving you misinterpretations of many words in the original hebrew/greek
So you agree that one cannot trust the bible translations (including the KJV) as they might contain translation errors?
I almost pity this person. From what they're saying, if they're not "lying for Jesus," then he probably has a lot of psychological problems. He needs help, not more spiritual gobbledygook. He's been conditioned not to seek medical means to combat these things, but instead to see them as demons, and to seek shamanistic charlatans to "exorcise" them from him.
And this guy lives in Western civilization.
I totally agree that testimonies MUST agree with scripture and that scripture trumps all else, however, I believe that you are mis-interpreting scripture.
I am going to see the guy on there who calls himself exorcist.
They woken me up all night on numerous occasions, they torment me. They blow down my throat, talk to me while I sleep and wake me up, they give me horrifying dreams.
They have done things to me that I couldn't possibly have inflicted on myself. MEDICAL doctor.
"I truly pity anyone who dies without Christ and has to be with these demons for all of eternity in hellfire. BTW I did a study on that recently as well."
Keep your pity to yourself
www.jesuschristarcade.com
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