spongebob2293 #fundie

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gay marriage is wrong. it says so in the bible... and im a christian so i dont like it at alllll... if u disagree it on u. god made women 4 men and men 4 women... dont think that god doesnt love u he just dosent love gay marriage

[Religion has no place in politics. end of story.]

SEE I WAS GONNA STAY NICE WITH YALL BUT I C I GOTTA GET GHETTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST OF ALL YALL NEED TO SHUT UP BECUZ NONE OF U KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT!!! DID I SAY THAT GOD DOESNT LOVE U????????????? NO I DID NOT!!! DONT PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH AND TRY TO CORRECT EM' CUZ I DIDNT SAY THAT... GET IT STRAIGHT. GOD LOVES U IT ALSO SAYS THAT IN THE BIBLE THAT HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG TOo... DONT TALK ABOUT THE BIBLE AND GOD IF U DONT KNOW THE WHOLE TRUTH!!! ITS A SIN AND I KNOW IT AND U SHOULD NOT TOO. BUT WHATEVER!!! ( BACK TO PROFFESIONAL MODE) ok im done but u need to get ur facts straight before u cum at me with the bible cuz i know more about the bible than ur ignorant self can EVER know... p.s. forget polotics cuz GOD RULES THEM N U TOO. RELIGION BELONGS EVERYWHERE. GOD DOESNT HAVE A LIMIT. HES ALL MIGHTY AND POWERFUL AND ONE DAY ULL LEARN THAT. UNTIL THEN ILL PRAY 4 U. AAANNNDDD GOD IS NOT OF MY IMAGINATION HES REAL AND ONE DAY ULL BOW DOWN TO HIM WETHER U WANNA OR NOT

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old comment by anonymous_troy

"BUT I C I GOTTA GET GHETTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Caps lock and exclamations will not help your argument.

Also, threats are not intimidating over the Internet, and your stupidity is simply laughable. Get ghetto indeed.

"DID I SAY THAT GOD DOESNT LOVE U????????????? NO I DID NOT!!! DONT PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH"

"Religion has no place in politics. end of story."

Don't put words in your opponent's mouth about him putting words in your mouth... dumbass.

"cuz i know more about the bible than ur ignorant self can EVER know"

If I read all of it, would I know more about it or just as much?

"forget polotics cuz GOD RULES THEM"

Oh yeah well the Celestial Teapot made religion so what are you even doing lul.

"RELIGION BELONGS EVERYWHERE"

Everywhere that's either private property with their consent or a church.

old comment by Dark_Lord_Prime

"See, I was trying to keep this nice and civilized, but I can see you require a tougher argument.

To start with, I don't believe any of you know what you're talking about.

I don't recall stating that God doesn't love you, so please refrain from putting words into my mouth.

God loves you, however, the Bible says that homosexuality is unacceptable.

I think that you don't really know the whole truth, and should stop speaking badly about the Bible and God. It should be obvious that being gay is a sin, and I don't understand why you can't see that.

I don't appreciate you trying to use the Bible against me, because I think I know just a little bit more about it than you.

As to politics, it's my belief that God rules over all of us, regardless of our political views, and he cannot be kept out of anyplace because he is everywhere. He is almighty and powerful, and I sincerely hope that one day, you will come to understand this.

Until then, I will pray for you, for I truly believe that my God is real and that someday you will accept this and come to love and worship him of your own free will."

Fixed! :P

[EDIT]
Hrm.. I just noticed his screen name is "spongebob." So he's named himself after a cartoon character whom some folks believe is in a gay relationship with his best friend, the starfish?

Epic irony. :D
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old comment by The Jamo

SEE I WAS GONNA STAY NICE WITH YALL BUT I C I GOTTA GET GHETTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no! Whatever you do, please do not go ghetto on us! Please! [/sarcasm]

FIRST OF ALL YALL NEED TO SHUT UP BECUZ NONE OF U KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT!!!

Yes, that's the first thing you need to say to convince people that you're right. Away with proper arguments!

DID I SAY THAT GOD DOESNT LOVE U????????????? NO I DID NOT!!! DONT PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH AND TRY TO CORRECT EM' CUZ I DIDNT SAY THAT... GET IT STRAIGHT.

*shrugs*

GOD LOVES U IT ALSO SAYS THAT IN THE BIBLE THAT HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG TOo...

Call me picky, but when I see a whole post in caps except for one odd letter, that suggests to me that this guy is holding down the shift key THE WHOLE TIME! Now that is concentrated vitriol!

DONT TALK ABOUT THE BIBLE AND GOD IF U DONT KNOW THE WHOLE TRUTH!!! ITS A SIN AND I KNOW IT AND U SHOULD NOT TOO.

And I should not too? OK, will do! [two thumbs up]

BUT WHATEVER!!! ( BACK TO PROFFESIONAL MODE)

Oh, thanks. I was beginning to think that you're a little unprofessional.

ok im done but u need to get ur facts straight before u cum at me with the bible

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No, don't worry. I won't be doing that, and neither will the bible.... or anyone or anything else for that matter.

cuz i know more about the bible than ur ignorant self can EVER know... p.s. forget polotics cuz GOD RULES THEM N U TOO.

I rule politics too? Well, that's news to me but thanks for the positive empowerment there.

RELIGION BELONGS EVERYWHERE. GOD DOESNT HAVE A LIMIT. HES ALL MIGHTY AND POWERFUL AND ONE DAY ULL LEARN THAT. UNTIL THEN ILL PRAY 4 U. AAANNNDDD GOD IS NOT OF MY IMAGINATION HES REAL AND ONE DAY ULL BOW DOWN TO HIM WETHER U WANNA OR NOT

Sure, sure. Because we should always treat a guy who calls himself "spongebob" seriously.

old comment by Allegory for Jesus

God made the weiner fit the bumhole, and let people have the desire to have man-on-man action, so I think that he kind of forfeited his right to opposing it, if he set all of that up and still didn't have enough foresight (in his omnipotence) to see it go awry.

CAPS LOCK =/= facts.

The Bible says a lot of things about a lot of subjects, none of which are grasped onto as desperately, literally, and faithfully as the supposed passages that are interpretted to condemn homosexuals.

Your beliefs that God is all powerful does not you are correct, and does not give you a right to impose your beliefs (or your God's supposed beliefs) on the rest of society.