I think we may be very close. My heart cries harder and harder for Christ to have me and for Justice to serve. I have seen firsthand some supernatural events that make me think we are very close right at the door even.
1.In December 06 I say a huge flash of blue light in the sky in the dark of morning on the way to work and thought it was a nuclear attack but I was told Blue is the color of GOD and may have been a sign of Heaven trying to awaken my spirit at the time.
2.I have been attacked frequantly by demons from my past life of self and it carries into my life with Christ but less frequent and less powerful. alot of spiritual activity going on these days. There have been more sightings in 2007 for UFOs than ever recorded which I believe UFOs are the Devils work manifest.
3. I have seen scripture on my wall at home(isaiah 10) and GOD has revealed which part of Isaiah and gave me 2 other scriptures on my baptism night Isaiah 10:16-24 Psalm 32, Psalm 49:15
We are in some seriously trying times where people have abandoned Love for Lust and Care for Hatred Service for God to Service for self....
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I thought he meant people had abandoned service, in lieu of God. Which is true, because so many fundies don't do anything tangible to help others, they just say God will help them if they convert.
"3. I have seen scripture on my wall at home(isaiah 10) and GOD has revealed which part of Isaiah and gave me 2 other scriptures on my baptism night Isaiah 10:16-24 Psalm 32, Psalm 49:15"
To remove holy scripture from the average household wall, mix three parts hot water with one part bleach and add a dash of virgin's blood. Scrub hard.
If the scripture is appearing on tile or carpeting, consider steam cleaning.
Next week on Household Hints for Heathens , we'll be showing you what to do when 'Muhammad' appears in Arabic on your kitchen surfaces.
1. Huge flash of blue light. That could mean at least two things in the real and rational world...
2. Hold on, hold on. "Past life"? If that's the case, you are in the afterlife now, since there is no reincarnation in your scheme of things. Also, demons attack them who are scared of demons. Once again, realists in the real world have found real causes for the problems people have. One of the more treatable causes is superstitious ignorance coupled with autosuggestion. Education and psychotherapy can help.
3. This is no surprise, as these snippets of scripture are already drifting around in your brain. Once again, autosuggestion, but perhaps more benign in this case than your demons.
"1.In December 06 I say a huge flash of blue light in the sky in the dark of morning on the way to work and thought it was a nuclear attack but I was told Blue is the color of GOD and may have been a sign of Heaven trying to awaken my spirit at the time."
Or it could have been a scintillating scotoma due to an ocular migrane. Or a reflection off something in the distance. Or lightning in the upper atmosphere. Or any other number of reasonable explanations. Why you people insist on jumping straight to Gawd I'll never understand.
"2.I have been attacked frequantly by demons from my past life of self and it carries into my life with Christ but less frequent and less powerful. alot of spiritual activity going on these days. There have been more sightings in 2007 for UFOs than ever recorded which I believe UFOs are the Devils work manifest."
And people wonder why the aliens don't just land and make contact. Like I've said before, they'd be beaten to death with a Bible by the nearest fundy before they could utter "I come in peace."
"3. I have seen scripture on my wall at home(isaiah 10) and GOD has revealed which part of Isaiah and gave me 2 other scriptures on my baptism night Isaiah 10:16-24 Psalm 32, Psalm 49:15"
Oh, well then. I guess it really is the End Times. Who can argue with irrefutable proof like that?
"We are in some seriously trying times where people have abandoned Love for Lust and Care for Hatred Service for God to Service for self...."
We've been doing that for quite a while. Where the hell have you been?
"There have been more sightings in 2007 for UFOs than ever recorded which I believe UFOs are the Devils work manifest."
Evidence you have = lights in the sky which someone couldn't identify.
Conclusion you make = the Devil is attacking us.
Good thinking.
.In December 06 I say a huge flash of blue light in the sky in the dark of morning on the way to work
How does someone say blue lightnings? I thought lightnings were a pure optical phenomenon.
The only way I could imagine how he could have vocally produced a light in the sky would be, if his voice had been able to induce extremly rapid oscillations in the atoms in the air, so that they were able to produce heat radiation.
Wow, that sounds like a voice that I wouldn´t like to hear, as probably this voice would be the last thing I would hear before my tympanum would burst.
"3. I have seen scripture on my wall at home(isaiah 10) and GOD has revealed which part of Isaiah and gave me 2 other scriptures on my baptism night Isaiah 10:16-24 Psalm 32, Psalm 49:15"
Vandalism in the name of Jebus!
I used to laugh at these RR people, but now, I pity them.
What must it be like to go through your life like they do...hoping for the End Of The World, year after year, but never having it actually occur? What must it be like to have most of your friends and family avoid you because of your ranting and raving?
And, ultimately, inevitably, what will it be like WHEN one of them finally goes completely sideways and tries to "help" the Rapture occur, possibly with a semiauto AK?
It is never pretty when delusional fantasies fail to come true for the Believers. Usually, the news reports begin with, "Before turning the gun on herself..."
1. Obviously, it dodn't occur to you that the blue could've been a break in the clouds - you know, SKY? Also, nuclear attacks don't bring blue light.
2. A christian =/= a reincarnation believer. Also, aliens are not demons.
3. Er, so?
What I'm going to say next contains absolutely no condemnation and no sarcasm. I genuinely believe you need to seek help from a mental health professional. Based on what you've posted here, you sound as if you're severely bipolar or on the edge of schizophrenia. At the very least you are coming to the verge of a psychotic break.
Once more: PLEASE seek immediate professional help before you become a danger to yourself or others.
My heart cries harder and harder for Christ to have me
For the love of your god, buy a fucking vibrator!
My heart cries harder and harder for Christ to have me
What, have his way with you? Criminy! Zombie sex, ewww .
1.In December 06 I say a huge flash of blue light in the sky
You SAY this? What is that, cursing a blue streak? Blaspheming? Oh, say not so!
GOD has revealed which part of Isaiah and gave me 2 other scriptures on my baptism night
So, the sky opened up, and two angels decended on a pillar of light and angelic chorus sung in the background, just two hand you two pieces of paper?
God has his priorities a little mixed up it seems.
1. Did it rain later?
2. Shine a blue flashlight at them.
3. You're supposed to flush it down the toilet, not scribble on the wall with it.
Paranoid Schizophrenia certainly is a terrible ailment.
1.In December 06 I say a huge flash of blue light in the sky in the dark of morning on the way to work and thought it was a nuclear attack but I was told Blue is the color of GOD and may have been a sign of Heaven trying to awaken my spirit at the time.
aurora borealis (bôr”¶-²l“¹s, b½r”-) n. Luminous bands or streamers of light that are sometimes visible in the night skies of northern regions and are thought to be caused by the ejection of charged particles into the magnetic field of the earth. Also called northern lights. [New Latin aur½ra bore³lis : Latin aur½ra, dawn + Latin bore³lis, northern.]
And blue is the color of god? Well then I suppose "The Passion of Christ" would be one of the top selling blue movies of all times. Hyukyukyuk :D.
2.I have been attacked frequantly by demons from my past life of self ...
Past life? Errr dude, isn't that Hinduism?
3. I have seen scripture on my wall at home(isaiah 10) and GOD has revealed which part of Isaiah and gave me 2 other scriptures on my baptism night Isaiah 10:16-24 Psalm 32, Psalm 49:15
Why just you and not the 2 billion other Christians? What makes you so special? Why not the freakin' Pope? Why would god graffiti the house of someone who already believes in him and not someone who doesn't?
I sometimes lurk over there, and once someone said she heard some loud noise and thought it was the heavenly trumpets or horns or whatever that are supposed to precede the return of Jesus. Then she realised it was just a train whistle.
Yeah. The first and most likely explanation is that Jesus is back. These people are either nuts for real or they all pretend in order to have a community.
"Past life? Errr dude, isn't that Hinduism?"
Actually, I believe His_Disciple is referring to his previous life as an unsaved non-Christian.
Yeah, come to mention it I have seen supernatural occurances as well and they..oh who the fuck am I kidding.. You are such a gullble ass-hat!
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I don't disdain religion in the abstract "there is a greater power out there" sense, but as this post shows, the kind of religion that tells you that miracles and angels actually exist is incredibly dangerous, because it tricks people into thinking that there is an explanation for stuff this other than "I am mentally ill".
"I think"
Sure you do, idiot.
1- Lightning. Oh, and hear of those metal rods architecturally placed on certain roofs with a copper strip running to the ground? The first buildings to have such fitted were Churches . Oh, teh irony. Next question.
2- 'Past life'? That's Heresy . No, His_Disciple, you are the demons. And then His_Disciple was sectioned under the Mental Health Act. [/meme] Oh, and videos of these 'demons', or it never happened. 'UFOs'? Bit of a non-sequitur there; been near a certain part of Nevada lately? (PROTIP: Project Aurora. One's been based at RAF Macrihanish here in the UK). Next question II.
3- Pics or it never happened. Next question III, and you've struck out His_Derpcycle. >:D
Oh yeah, we're very close, right at the door. Aaany millennium now...
I'd say we have abandoned gods for reason, myths for science, and gullibility for knowledge.
I concur with the "We've stopped using proper grammar and spelling; it's definitely the End Times" comments.
Confused?
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