Funny how our would is going to Hell and your calling the bible wrong.
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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Funny how you think that everyone else is going to be punished for eternity for not agreeing with you. Hard to see how your religion happened to get as members as it has, isn't it? If it provides for a "last laugh" opportunity, people would be willing to check their rationality at the door for the chance to have the ego stroked in life and a chance to say "I told you so" in death. You just don't get those same expectations with an atheist viewpoint. Surely, we are left out.
Funny how our world is going to hell and some people like anchovies on pizza.
Seriously, your standards for deducing causal relationships are simply pathetic.
...the bible...
The what?
I like the fact that your horrible death cult has been saying that for two millenia. If that is true then Hell has better healthcare, equality for all, anti slavery and "civilisation" while your heaven seems to be a place where we would need to subsist on slash and burn agriculture and use stone/copper/bronze tools.
Not sure what he means, but if his 'wood' is going to hell, I bet his world is, too. Especially if this is RON Jeremy...
Knowledge is increasing, medicine is improving, wars are reduced, the threat of nuclear annihilation has receded, 2008 is colder than 1900, population growth rates have reduced, life expectancies have increased.
Oh, and the bible is still as wrong as you.
The (sorry, YOUR) bible is contradictory, mistranslated, misquoted, misinterpreted, badly compiled, misunderstood and is full of "additions" made but a couple of centuries ago.
It is but a tool to keep the elite happy.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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