[Referring to a pamphlet which lists all the reasons why the end of times is near and sells for #2, of course!]
WOWEE....amazing amount of info and the price says $2.00?? well if so, we can buy alot of them and send them all over the place and give to unsaved family members !!
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"WOWEE....amazing amount of info and the price says $2.00?? well if so, we can buy alot of them and send them all over the place and give to unsaved family members !!"
I seriously wish I had no scruples. There's just gobs and gobs of money to be made from you deluded fucks and here I am with these ethics that prevent such a thing...
Go ahead. Waste your money! The apocalypse is nearby anyway! And I doubt you have the critical faculties to fret about having spent 200 bucks on sheets of paper that people just wound up throwing away. You might as well be scrawling the inane rants of Rapture Ready threads on to napkins and hand them out, because it will be just as convincing and authoritative as $2.00 pamphlets that babble about the same subject. But, still, evangelize yourself to the poor house! It's what Jesus would do!
Hmm, I should really start selling rapture pamphlets online... I could make some nice cash off of these fundies.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, right?
Say what? They don't even know the signs of the Tribulation, how the blue fuck are they going to put it in a $2.00 tract?
Also, that username is really, really creepy. Does she know the difference between "loving" Jesus and "being in love" with Jesus?
@Grigadil: Unfortunately, the huckters were there first. Someone knew who the stupid and the gullible were, and took advantage of a potential market. They're the main sponsors of religious shortwave stations: alternative health snake oil salesmen, precious metals dealers, water filters that you don't need, fuel improvement products, and other worthless crap that no survivalist family should be without.
For a printer, some ink, and printing paper, you could do the exact same thing. And most families have a printer anyway.
No need to buy a lot, just buy one, copy the info, and print a bunch of your own homemade copies. You could make more on the same price that way. Besides, Jesus said we would never know the exact date, so if someone says they know, we know they are lying immediately.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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