f you get into that business where those who are involved in martial arts, before they start, are actually inhaling some demon spirits (some of them do that, by the way) that, uh, enormous strength comes about, not from a human source, but from a demonic source. You don't want to have anything to do with any of that.
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He sounds like a martial arts master (similar to Musashi) from half a millenium ago. It is, however, rather unusual, to read such thing from a person in our times ;)
"f you get into that business where those who are involved in martial arts, before they start, are actually inhaling some demon spirits (some of them do that, by the way)"
Demon spirits? Inhaled you say? I believe you've been inhaling something also...
"that, uh, enormous strength comes about, not from a human source, but from a demonic source."
Or, you know, an intricate understanding of human biomechanics that was discerned through detailed observation of the human body over centuries of study during the development of the martial arts.
"You don't want to have anything to do with any of that."
Afraid they'd come looking to kick your stupid ass?
"those who are involved in martial arts, before they start, are actually inhaling some demon spirits"
Watching too much anime, are we Mr. Robertson?
...that, uh, enormous strength comes about, not from a human source...
Now we can see why Pat Robertson gave up his early career as a mugger and instead decided to steal money through his televangelism:
POTENTIAL VICTIM: "I just inhaled some demon spirits."
YOUNG PAT ROBERTSON: "YIEEEEEEEEEEE!" [runs for his life]
Please actually watch a UFC fight and you will see that a majority of fighters cross themselves or pray before they step into the ring. A large number of them also are sponsered by a company called (I'm not making this up) "Jesus didn't tap." UFC champion Matt Hughes is a promise keeper and brought Bible study into his coaching when he was a coach on the ultimate fighter. A number of guys at my gym are fairly devout Catholics. There is no such thing as a demon spirit inhalant, they are called steroids and are banned in competition. Get your fucking facts straight.
Oh, and if Pat was referring to "chi", that's not only not demonic, it's not even real. If anyone mentions the word chi in a non joking context, that's fairly good proof that person knows fuck all about fighting
>>MMA figher
Oh, and if Pat was referring to "chi", that's not only not demonic, it's not even real. If anyone mentions the word chi in a non joking context, that's fairly good proof that person knows fuck all about fighting <<
Either that, or they are using the word to mean something other than the mystical life-force that is usually implied.
One of my karate teachers likes to equate "chi" with "breathing", which is certainly important in a fight. Gets a bit confusing.
If I could get enormous strength from inhaling demons, I might just do it so I could kick your withered testicles up into your sinus cavities, you spiteful, senile old fuck.
"those who are involved in martial arts, before they start, are actually inhaling some demon spirits"
Bruce Lee - inventor of the fluid & adaptive martial art Jeet Kune Do - was an Atheist. Demons are as fictional as your 'Holy Spook'.
Your call, Pat.
...oh, and two words: Chuck Norris. [/paradox]
Your call, Pat II.
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