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I prayed over all 3 of my kids and my wife in this manner. My wife would be too frieked out if she were awake. As far as Christian music, I have played Christian music for a few years in their room and mine, but that didin't free them, it just gave him another good night of sleep. I want them gone and my son free from their wicked influence. He has heard voices, evil laugh, seen shadows, seen things move, seen things that weren't there. Hopefully, whatever was harrassing him is gone now.<b> He came in my room one night and heard me (as I slept) tell him to pick up mom (my wife). He picked her up a bit and saw a necklace. The necklace moved across my bed and then he heard an evil laugh. It could have been my voice as I slept as I am oppressed. They like to bother him when he comes in my room. They manipulate my voice when I sleep to scare him. They growl at him. </b>

My point is that you can cancel their legal rights to torment your children. When they are sleeping, say over them, I command any demons or unclean spirits attached to my son/daughter to leave now in the name of Jesus Christ. I remove anylegal rights that you have as I am his/her father/mother in the name of Jesus Christ. You MUST leave now, go in the name and blood of Jesus Christ and NEVER return.

xfrodobagginsx, Ministering Deliverance.com 37 Comments [7/8/2008 10:01:06 AM]
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Empress

Sounds like mental illness runs in your family. Have you mentioned these things to a physician? You should, both for your sake, and the sake of your son. There are medications available to ease the symptoms of schizophrenia.

7/8/2008 10:24:20 AM

Nowonmai

So, you wander from room to room, speaking in a guttural tone, to scare the beejeebus out of your family, and you think THEY have demons?

Here is your SHINY MIRROR award.


7/8/2008 10:26:43 AM

theTambo

yup, because as everyone knows demons can't help but follow the law.

7/8/2008 11:09:17 AM



Funny how cool stuff like this never happens to me.

7/8/2008 11:25:46 AM

Mr Smith

I prayed over all 3 of my kids and my wife in this manner. My wife would be too frieked out if she were awake.

If it would freak your wife out, then you shouldn't be doing it to either your wife or your kids when they are asleep!

I can imagine it would be quite frightening waking up suddenly with some nutter yammering on about mumbo jumbo.

7/8/2008 11:44:06 AM

Mister Spak

Get rid of that teddy bear too, it will stab you in your sleep.

7/8/2008 11:45:13 AM

Shann

Oy vey, man...that entire thread is a wealth of hilarity.


7/8/2008 11:54:25 AM

kingoftheheavies

"seen things that weren't there"

There's a reason for that. Care to take stab at what that reason may be?

7/8/2008 12:03:59 PM

Ash

Another one about demons' legal rights? There's a reason lawyers are associated with demonic powers, you know :P

7/8/2008 12:05:03 PM

aaa

Sandman is here.

7/8/2008 12:45:30 PM

Son of a Nonymous

Can't sleep, clown's gonna eat me. Can't sleep, clown's gonna eat me. Can't sleep, clown's gonna eat me.

7/8/2008 1:16:40 PM

ozznova

Uh . . . wha?

I've seen some strange shit happen, but when you obey the demons telling you to pick people up, it's your own damned fault.

7/8/2008 1:23:16 PM

The Jamo

Dude, you're doing it all wrong. You're supposed to play the Christian music BACKWARDS.

7/8/2008 1:31:19 PM

JESUS PLEASE COME SOON!

A child thinking he has a monster in his closet? How unusual!

7/8/2008 1:54:05 PM

Beeblebrox

He has heard voices, evil laugh, seen shadows, seen things move, seen things that weren't there.

Oh my god!! I have exactly those problems!!!

Of course, I'm severely bipolar and have Narcissistic Personality Disorder with Borderline features.

Your son sounds as if he's right on the verge of full-blown schizophrenia or, at the very least, a psychotic break. As for you.....seriously, go see a professional mental health worker. I'm not trying to be funny or condescending when I say that mental illness seems to have a strong grip on your family.

7/8/2008 2:36:34 PM

Beeblebrox

I can imagine it would be quite frightening waking up suddenly with some nutter yammering on about mumbo jumbo.

Mr. Smith,

Being intensely paranoid (due to manic-depression) waking up to something like that would cause me to immediately attack that person with no regard to who they might be.

This guy is on the fast track to a murder/suicide pact. My suggestion would be that Mrs. xfrodobagginsx needs to pack her suitcase and stuff it and her kids into the car and haul ass for her mom's house.

7/8/2008 2:41:38 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Again with the legal rights of demons. How did they get such breaks? Oh, right - they would be in league with the lawyers, never mind.

(Ash beat me to it)

7/8/2008 2:50:50 PM

El Guapo

Maybe the reason that your kids (and you) are seeing and hearing these things is that you believe in spooks (demons, angels, the holy ghost, etc.). Obsession with the supernatural has the same effect of watching horror movies all the time. You trick yourself into believing that the spooks invaded every aspect of your life, and suddenly you are seeing and hearing things that don't exist. This is reinforced because your family shares this belief.

Its possible that you and your family suffer the same mental illness (schizophrenia), but I think its more likely that you have worried yourself into a deluded state of mind.


7/8/2008 2:58:57 PM

libber

What is with these legal rights all of a sudden? Its really, really creepy.

Kids see things that aren't there. Eventually, it goes away. I know when I was little, I would see my parents sitting in a chair that wasn't there next to my bed. Really, its not a big deal, a lot of little kids see it. Its part of the developing brain. You, mr. baggins, have been watching too many fantasy/sci fi movies and are taking them way too seriously.

7/8/2008 3:48:45 PM



WTF?

7/8/2008 4:47:19 PM

Ambrielle

Why the hell are they talking about the legalities of imaginary beings?

7/8/2008 4:58:52 PM

Missing Link

Halfway down the thread someone questions the logic of battling demons with this gem -

"You can come against demons while the person is sleeping????"

7/8/2008 5:03:25 PM

Antichrist

This sounds like a murder suicide about to happen. Is that why the wife would be 'frieked' out?

Oh and snarling in your sleep is quite natural. I do it all the time if someone tries to wake me. Everyone in my family does, if you have to wake someone, do it from a distance.

As far as kids seeing things that aren't there, they're kids, they have active imaginations. It doesn't help that they have parents feeding the delusions and scaring the shit out of them. If you just left it alone, they'd grow out of it.


7/8/2008 5:23:28 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Fighting active imaginations with bad music and yelling, one fundie household at a time.

7/8/2008 6:01:10 PM

Princess Rot

Here we go with those fucking legal rights again... newsflash dude, demons don't have rights because they don't exist!

7/8/2008 6:22:06 PM
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