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{A curse that we received from a conservative Christian. (Grammar, punctuation and spelling corrected to make it legible)}:

"This is to let you know that SSM is an abomination in the sight of God and his word says that to agree with sinful evil people is being a partaker of other men's sins therefore the same punishment will be applied. The nation or people that commit abominations will be sent a curse that consists of God sending your enemies upon you and they will kill your sons and daughters, your enemies will eat up all your profits and get rich because of your sinfulness, God will send hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, Fire, Famine, and disease. If this will not turn your heart he will then sent a curse seven times worse until you are utterly destroyed. This is to let you know because many are being destroyed even now this curse has been in effect for a while and God wants sinners to to know why these things are coming upon them. He wants to give all men the opportunity to repent and be saved. These things will increase on the nations and people that war with him and they will know the wrath of the Lamb, for he will break them to pieces like a piece of pottery cast upon a rock, his fire will purge and clean every evil from the face of the earth and many shall flee to caves and hide from his presence crying out for the rocks to fall on them."

Random preacher, http://www.religioustolerance.org 36 Comments [7/8/2008 4:35:32 PM]
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Berny

Any particular reason God hasn't seen fit to punish Canada (or the UK, Netherlands, Denmark, Sweden...) for allowing same sex marriage?
Our economy is doing well when compared to the USA's and we haven't had anything like what you describe in the way of natural disasters.
Could it be because your deity doesn't exist?

7/8/2008 4:39:41 PM

SWGM

...but he LOVES you!

7/8/2008 4:40:50 PM

Orangutan

The nation or people that commit abominations will be sent a curse that consists of God sending your enemies upon you and they will kill your sons and daughters, your enemies will eat up all your profits and get rich because of your sinfulness, God will send hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, Fire, Famine, and disease.

So, erm, go live in Iran? (While you still have a chance).

7/8/2008 4:46:28 PM

pete

"If you don't cast out the wicked? Jesus will kill you and send you to Hell"!

7/8/2008 5:09:31 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"SSM" is an abomination? Tell that to the self-flagellants...

7/8/2008 5:17:36 PM

Grigadil

I shall die of boredom before any of that proleptic godshit happens. You obnoxious beggar-preachers have been threatening humanity with this nonsense for millenia, and I'm thinking, we have had enough.

I will not ever, and I mean never, believe anyone who spouts this crap, unless they are killed, officially declared dead, and subsequently return to life.

7/8/2008 5:32:38 PM

C_V

oooh! "Wrath of the Lamb"! I smell movieee!!

7/8/2008 5:33:04 PM

aaa

Still nothing here.

7/8/2008 5:35:43 PM

Princess Rot

The beatings will continue till morale improves.

Not much of an incentive to join your religion of false promises, is it? I thought The Silence of the Lambs was a rather good book, but you're taking it too far, fundie.

7/8/2008 5:45:05 PM

Duraji

SSM? Super-Sadomasochism?

7/8/2008 5:55:32 PM

anonymous_troy

"SSM"

SSM? SMS? SSBM?

S & M?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SSM

OH SAMESEXMARRIAGE

Coulda just fucking said so. Gosh.

The rest is false prophecy.

7/8/2008 6:03:47 PM

Mister Spak

"God will send hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, Fire, Famine, and disease."

No lightning bolts?

7/8/2008 6:06:37 PM

tracer

"... to agree with sinful evil people is being a partaker of other men's sins therefore the same punishment will be applied."


So if a sinful evil person says the sky is blue, you have to disagree or else you get sent to Hell?

7/8/2008 6:19:13 PM

Doctor Whom

Bring it on. We all know about your God's aim.

7/8/2008 6:50:07 PM

cool cats

Stop whining about gay marriage already.

By the way, your god has terrible aim, all those disasters seem to hit the God-fearin' Christians too. You'd think a supreme being would be more accurate.

7/8/2008 6:56:52 PM

God

Way to make me sound like a Douche. You're not welcomed to Heaven when you die. How do you like them apples?

7/8/2008 7:30:55 PM

Old Viking

From an intimidation standpoint, "wrath of the Lamb" doesn't do it for me.

7/8/2008 7:35:01 PM

Nightboomfer

Yup, that's some religious tolerance right there...

7/8/2008 7:53:20 PM

john

Another one who thinks "thou shalt not be a homosexual" is the 11th Commandment. They don't follow the Bible - they lead it by the nose to where they want it to go. They choose what to believe first, then cherry-pick the Bible until they find the parts that agree with them. Eating shrimp is an abomination in the sight of God, but you don't see fundies telling everyone that we're going to have hurricanes, floods, famine and disease wherever they build a Red Lobster.

7/8/2008 8:08:58 PM

Adrian

Aw, isn't the little lamb just too cute for words when he tries to get upset?

7/8/2008 8:27:37 PM

nemesis

@SWGM you stole my idea!

7/8/2008 8:28:19 PM

JonnyTruant

So... god will give special boons to non-believer nations through pillaging his believer nation who goes against his hateful ways?

What???

7/8/2008 9:21:33 PM

IanC

As Berny said - why hasnt God punished other countries that have same sex marriage? Do you really think the US is so important?

7/8/2008 9:30:10 PM

sakura

The wrath of the lamb.

...

I'm shaking in my drawers, I tell you what.

7/8/2008 11:20:09 PM

Jay-Sus

religoustolerance.org

HA!

7/8/2008 11:31:13 PM
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