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[Edited my ownage out of this. I'd like to see what you guys think of this fucktard]

Well congratulations of working toward your computer degree offered from The Univ. of Phoenix Online.

Liberalism is a mental disorder:

Liberals support:

Ripping babies from the womb ie: partial birth abortion.
Animal rights....... but no rights for the unborn.
Homosexual marriage. I guess you don't know what happened to Rome.
Multi-culturalism......... A nation of tribes.
Euthanasia.....ie : Terri Shiavo
Pornography.
Socialism
Oppressive taxation
Welfare for the able-bodies
needle exchange programs for drug abusers
Muslims, Buddhism, Hinduism, Wiccans.....but have hatred toward Christians
Oppose War....even if it meant our own destruction. But care more about how we are liked globally.
Global Warming.......21,000 Scientists worldwide disagree
Environmental treaties that would destroy the U.S. economy.......but exempt China. ie: The Kyoto protocol.
Condoms on cucumbers....public school sex ed.
Obama, even after knowing his associations with known terrorists. ie: Ayers and Dorhn
But, demand any Republican be removed from office with even the slightest contact with anyone they don't approve of.
Overlook voter fraud, except when it is on the other side.
Fairness doctrine: Air America failed because no one wants to hear emotional whining so they want to penalize conservative talk radio and force the broadcasters to employ liberal views.
Radical Islam just because they hate George Bush.
ACLU
NAACP
AFL-CIO
Urban league
HUD
Trail Lawyers guild.



I could go on...... but I'm tired of typing.

n2motocross, Livejournal 50 Comments [7/8/2008 10:53:25 AM]
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Morninglight

Wow, so much fail in so little time.

7/8/2008 10:56:01 AM



Most of these aren't bad, like multiculturalism and pornography

7/8/2008 10:58:45 AM

Joe

Republicanism is a mental disorder.

Republicans support:

Lying to justify going to war
Illegal domestic spying / warrantless wiretapping
Shady no-bid defense contracts for companies with connections to the vice president
Tax cuts for billionaires while preventing the minimum wage from being raised in spite of inflation
Exporting jobs overseas
Corporate welfare
Bush/Cheney, knowing their associations with Enron and Halliburton respectively
The Fox News Channel
Flag-waiving and blind patriotism
Bullying other nations into doing America's bidding
Projecting superiority to the rest of the world
Overlook republican sex scandals, but demand Clinton be removed from office for receiving a blowjob
Electronic voting machines with no paper trail manufactered by a company that openly supports the GOP
Christians, but have hatred towards Muslims, Buddhism, Hinduism, Wiccans.....
The death penalty, in spite of the number of executed persons later discovered to have been innocent
Racial profiling

I could go on, but I'm tired of typing

7/8/2008 11:05:39 AM

davros


7/8/2008 11:21:45 AM

daken

it's nice to exaggerate isn't it?

7/8/2008 11:21:53 AM

Harry

HUD? NAACP? WTF is the beef there?

7/8/2008 11:23:04 AM

Vesper

@Harry:

NAACP is a racist organization (they oppress whites)

HUD is welfare (they give money to the less deserving)

and don't even get them started on the USDA.

7/8/2008 11:33:10 AM

redfergus

I could go on . . . but I'm tired of reading.


7/8/2008 11:41:09 AM

DW

I thought Bush had coonections to Osama Bin Laden's family?
McCain has lived in a POW camp for 5 years, a commie POW camp, mean he could have been brainwashed and be a sleeper cell for communism, but nah cos he is white and on the right side where Obama is black and therefore a muslim and all other band shit....

7/8/2008 12:20:04 PM

...

Sooooooo much fail, so little time.

Ripping babies from the womb ie: partial birth abortion.

"Partial-birth abortion" is pro-life fanatic Newspeak. The procedure is called Dilution and Extraction, D&X for short, and is only carried out in the gravest of emergencies - most often to extract an already dead fetus. You fail.

Animal rights....... but no rights for the unborn.

Unborn have rights. Go kick a mother in the groin and see how the cops treat you when she has a miscarriage. Smoke during pregnancy and see how many react.

To turn it around: Fundies support the rights of the unborn and braindead on respirators... but still support war, the death sentence, and untold numbers of people suffering and dying because they have no health insurance.

Fundamentalist America - where your unalienable right to life beings at conception and ends at birth.

Homosexual marriage. I guess you don't know what happened to Rome.

I realize that your fellow fundies buy that one. There are some of us, unfortunately, whose thought processes are slightly more complex than

"1. Teh ghey is bad.
2. Rome is gone and was ghey.
3. Therefore, ghey destroyed Rome.
QED."

It is a very, very, very depressing fact that in the Age of Information, in which anyone with a computer and Internet can get on the Web and nearly instantly access information on nearly anything, there are idiots out there that still manage to remain so awfully ignorant about, well, everything. It's equally depressing that in this age of democracy and education, in the country that carries out 50% of the world's research, there are so many without basic logical skills, who resort to playground "arguments" like "China's not doing it, so neither am I, nyah".

7/8/2008 12:47:21 PM

DYRE

Er... how is sex education in public schools a bad thing?

7/8/2008 12:53:00 PM

Orangutan

Try reading it to the rhythm of "It's the end of the world as we know it"

:)

7/8/2008 1:09:51 PM

freako104

It isn't in the DSM IV. Also the Muslim extremists have more in common with conservatives than with liberals. Moderate Muslims sure can be supported by liberals as they aren't the ones killing others. And of course conservatives are just as bad.

7/8/2008 1:15:01 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

What, precisely, is wrong with condoms on cucumbers in health ed classes? Are you suggesting it's not realistic enough, or that it sexually demeans cucumbers, or what? I guess you're probably saying kids shouldn't be taught how to use a condom at all, but then, why specifically mention cucumbers?

BTW, if you ever thought seeing someone demonstrate a condom on a cucumber was funny, you ain't seen nothing until you've seen it demonstrated on a pineapple!

7/8/2008 1:21:21 PM

JESUS PLEASE COME SOON!

Strawman wishes he had a brain. :(

7/8/2008 1:46:54 PM

Brenz

I thought Rome was destroyed when the Germans stopped invading and started displacing it.

7/8/2008 1:57:49 PM

Sandman

Well, I'm a liberal...Hell, I'm a damn socialist....let's see...

"Ripping babies from the womb ie: partial birth abortion."
Nope. Don't support that.

"Animal rights....... but no rights for the unborn."
Wow. Apples and oranges man. By the same token I could say that conservatives support tax cuts for the rich.....but no spinning tassles on strippers.

"Homosexual marriage. I guess you don't know what happened to Rome."
Um, it ruled the known world for a millenium and brought astonishing advances in science, literature, and the arts before finally collapsing under its own weight, demonstrating that the entire Western world had come to utterly depend on it for peace, commerce, and security? Hate to break it to you, but no society lasts forever, and if we got even close to the longevity the Romans achieved, we would be pretty lucky.

"Multi-culturalism......... A nation of tribes."
You mean like America has been since the first German immigrant looked at the first English immigrant and decided not to kill the first Italian immigrant? Hell yes I'm for this, and proud of it.

"Euthanasia.....ie : Terri Shiavo"
If I'm ever like Mrs. Shaivo...please kill me. I never understood how the conservatives insisted on keeping her trapped in a suffocating shell of a dead brain rather than follow their own beliefs and let her "go home to Jesus." The mere fact that they took this stance on this case proves pretty conclusively that it was all just a political ploy.

"Pornography."
Not really for it, but I can't say I really have anything against it from a moral stance.

"Socialism"
Absolutely. Do you know what socialism is? Do you know that Jesus and the Apostles were socialists? Do you know that Christianity is essentially the worlds largest socialist organization?

"Oppressive taxation"
Nope. Not for this. But I am for fair taxation, which means corporations and the wealthy pay their share. The current conservative movement seems to exist for the sole purpose of shifting the majority of the tax burden squarely onto the shoulders of the middle class, and it is simply not true that liberals want to tax you to oblivion.

"Welfare for the able-bodies"
Nope. Don't support this. No one does.

"needle exchange programs for drug abusers"
Absolutely, because the last thing we need in this country are more people with hepatitis and HIV. Drug addicts are victims, not criminals.

"Muslims, Buddhism, Hinduism, Wiccans.....but have hatred toward Christians"
Nope. The Muslim faith pisses me off (pretty much anything misoginistic does), Hindus confuse me, Wiccans make me laugh, and Buddhists? Well, Buddhists are just too damn polite. I also have no hatred for Christians...seeing as how I am one.

"Oppose War....even if it meant our own destruction. But care more about how we are liked globally."
Nope. We oppose unnecessary, politically motivated, pointless wars of aggression based on lies and misinformation that are a blatant effort to advance partisan agendas and extend American influence over soverign nations that just happen to possess resources we desire. There is such a thing as a just war....but Iraq is not one of them.

"Global Warming.......21,000 Scientists worldwide disagree
Environmental treaties that would destroy the U.S. economy.......but exempt China. ie: The Kyoto protocol."
21,000 disagree? Can you cite that? 'Cause millions more agree. Anthromorphic climate shift acceleration is simple fact, no one with any kind of realiable reputation disputes that. And China should not be exempt from any kind of global effort. Without China it would be pointless....just like it would be pointless without the USA. Oh, and only an idiot would choose the (relatively) short term concern of a nations economy over the long term livability of the frickin' planet.

"Condoms on cucumbers....public school sex ed."
Oh, sure because not teaching teens about sex works sooooooo well....

"Obama, even after knowing his associations with known terrorists. ie: Ayers and Dorhn"
Still on the whole "Obama is a Muslim extremist thing," eh? You know, if you have to lie about someone that much, it pretty much reveals how powerless you actually are...

"But, demand any Republican be removed from office with even the slightest contact with anyone they don't approve of."
Nope. I don't support that. But the conservatives do. They have tried at every opportunity to remove liberals from offie for the most insignificant and circumstantial of situations. Whereas the liberals have declined to even seek the removal of Bush, who not only associates with scum and villainy and terrorists, but frankly qualifies as one himself. The Republicans have historically proven themselves to be far, far, far, far more willing to engage in partisan hackery than the Dems.

"Overlook voter fraud, except when it is on the other side."
So you admit to the voter fraud? Well, then, do what's right and remove Bush from office immediately.

"Fairness doctrine: Air America failed because no one wants to hear emotional whining so they want to penalize conservative talk radio and force the broadcasters to employ liberal views."
Nope, no one wants that, but is it too much to ask these conservatives to, oh, stop lieing, distorting the facts, encouraging unethical manipulation of the electoral process, taking drugs, molesting their employees, and inciting the American people to violence against Democrats? (Yes, Rush, I'm looking at you.)

"Radical Islam just because they hate George Bush."
Well, I do hate Bush....but I hate radical Islam just as much. Oh, and I hate radical Christianity, too, just for the record, as well as radical (fill-in-any-religion).

"ACLU"
Card carrying member, thank you very much. If you don't support them, it's because you don't know what they are. Stop listening to Rush and try thinking for yourself.

"NAACP"
Oh, of course. Because minorities should never form any organizations to promote their causes and rights. Because the United States has such a long history of never abusing the rights of minorities, right? Right? Oh, never mind.

"AFL-CIO"
Unions were one of the things that made this country into the great land of opportunity you claim to love so much. I can 100% guarantee that if you worked for GMAC, you would be in the AFL-CIO, too, and love it every time you cashed your 25.00/hour paycheck. And you would scream bloody murder when the conservatives hamstrung the union and allowed GMAC to move that plant to Mexico...

"Urban league"
What do you have against baseball?

"HUD"
Because homeless people give the nation that "lived-in" look.

"Trail Lawyers guild."
Because any profession you don't like should be legally prevented from forming a professional organization, right?

This guy is just a tool.



7/8/2008 2:02:05 PM

BCD

Yea.....

What does this have to do with fundamentalist religion?

7/8/2008 2:03:10 PM

Beeblebrox

...I'm tired of typing...

What a coincidence! We're tired of listening to you.


I'm not really sure how to explain to you that living in a free country means having to co-exist with people and/or ideas that one might disagree with.

7/8/2008 2:04:29 PM

aaa

I see a potential vice president...

7/8/2008 2:11:20 PM

Grigadil

You forgot to mention the bogeyman under your bed. He's a liberal too.

7/8/2008 2:16:13 PM

Witty Name Here

Rome adopted Christianity and then failed ridiculously spectacularly.

7/8/2008 2:25:44 PM

Moondog

You mean Rome wasn't destroyed by Godless Communism, secular humanism, flag burning, and illegal immigrant welfare queens?

7/8/2008 3:08:15 PM

Hello

God damn liberalism! All it ever did was be a manifestation of an ideal of liberty and equality! Obviously facism is the way to go

7/8/2008 3:42:36 PM

sakura

Sandman FTW!

7/8/2008 3:57:42 PM
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