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do you know why we suffer?
suffering brings you closer to God.
or it should.
This world has no care.
When you say God does not stop violence,
is because,
he said
Do not be violent
and we did not listen.
he does not stop death,
because death is the ultimate victory,
you are united with him.
he lets men starve beacuse
1Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the desert to be tempted by the devil. 2After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. 3The tempter came to him and said, "If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread."
food is not necessary to enter into heaven

life on this earth is a waiting room.
for the most kickass doctors office in the world.
so just.
deal with it

mr_drummie, Facepunch Studios 47 Comments [7/8/2008 9:51:56 PM]
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LordJiro

Randomly hitting 'enter' does not make you sound more wise or poetic. It makes you look like an idiot.

7/8/2008 9:53:02 PM

anonymous_troy

Or so you claim.

7/8/2008 9:53:10 PM

genius13

*1Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the desert to be tempted by the devil. 2After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. 3The tempter came to him and said, "If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread."
food is not necessary to enter into heaven*

Did I miss a point here? Did you even have one?

7/8/2008 9:56:06 PM

Sayaka

"Suffering brings you closer to God"

Is this person from Silent Hill?

7/8/2008 9:58:23 PM

BeemerRefugee1990

How is this not Crapture Ready?

7/8/2008 10:05:37 PM

Eden

Then why isn´t every fundie member of military, police or fire department. If death is your ultimate victory, you should do everything in your power to reach this status. And dangerous jobs with a large chance of getting killed seem to be the perfect opportunity to die without having to commit suicide ;)

7/8/2008 10:15:18 PM

Ozzie

Suffering doesn't bring you closer to God. It's just depressing and exhausting for anyone.

You may not need food in heaven but you sure as hell need it here on earth. I take it you always have food whenever you wanted it.

Get back to me when you or someone close to you has really suffered, been a victim of violence or you have really really been hungry and not able to get any food.

7/8/2008 10:16:47 PM

kingoftheheavies

This arr t3h stoopid.

7/8/2008 10:18:45 PM

Septic Sceptic

You stupid fundie.
Haikus do not work that way.
STFU n00b.

7/8/2008 10:25:11 PM

approximate

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I hope there's an afterlife, even if it's so brief that you only get to see what a waste your life has/had been.

7/8/2008 10:32:43 PM

aaa

Do us a favor, and start driving like a maniac.

7/8/2008 10:34:03 PM

JESUS PLEASE COME SOON!

I don't care how awesome your doctor is, not being sick in the first place is still a million times better. Your god is a sadistic bastard.

7/8/2008 10:34:51 PM

t3h_fuhr3r

This is on facepunch studios? Ownage incoming.

7/8/2008 10:44:52 PM

Grigadil

I volunteer to do god's medieval work on your miserable ass, mr_dummie.

7/8/2008 10:55:14 PM

tracer

"do you know why we suffer?
suffering brings you closer to God."


The sickening thing is, Mother Teresa believed exactly the same thing.

Her "hospices" were veritable shrines to suffering.

7/8/2008 10:59:39 PM

I_have_gout

This poster clearly has a powerful intellect and is speaking from an unassailable postion based on pure logic.

We need to take this eloquent speech to heart; lest we find ourselves in the bowels of Hell where not even the most kickass doctor can help us.

Also, judging by his writing style, it looks like he's read James Frey's fraudulent and un-kickass memoir.

7/8/2008 11:13:49 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

Complete fucking sentences, on single fucking lines.


What is so damned hard about that? o_O

7/8/2008 11:21:34 PM



@Septic Sceptic: Awesome.

7/8/2008 11:36:25 PM

nfp

Hogwash.

7/8/2008 11:44:09 PM

Jay-Sus

If I
talk like
this.
People will
think i'm wise
and poetic.

7/8/2008 11:45:51 PM

Mike

BDSM 4 Jesus!

7/8/2008 11:50:35 PM



War is peace, freedom is slavery, suffering is good, death is a victory.

"life on this earth is a waiting room.
for the most kickass doctors office in the world."

And what disease is he treating you for? Presumably life, because you have to be dead to see him.

And xianity is supposedly life-affirming...

7/8/2008 11:53:14 PM

Fanatic-Templar

life on this earth is a waiting room.
for the most kickass doctors office in the world.


Yeah. A doctor who spreads diseases to augment his business and then makes you wait even though there's no reason to.

7/8/2008 11:57:05 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"life on this earth is a waiting room.
for the most kickass doctors office in the world.
so just.
deal with it"


My question: why isn't the doctor able to deal with all of us at once, why are we permitted to shoot each other in the waiting room, why does the waiting room itself send axes flying randomly in our directions, and why would a good doctor let us writhe in agony as we gradually die naturally, kill each other, or be massacred by the room itself, while he is just idly chatting with other patients?

7/9/2008 12:06:02 AM

Old Viking

That post is painful.

7/9/2008 1:08:48 AM
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