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Dominating in headlines was sad news of children found eating another child's head! Yes he was found! He was witch and I'm not sure what happened to him that he was found. A little boy of about 12 years eating another child's head? Sad enough

Just to inform you Church need to stand! Mother of Child cried a lot as she saw the head of her beloved daughter! So sad even to write
I cannot go on just that is enough!!

Let's pray for that poor mom! For comfort of Holy Ghost
This is serious church! If Only that mom have received Jesus the story would have been different! Let's preach the word to unreached that they know how protected are children of God through Blood of Jesus


Steve Apologia
For the grace of God that bringeth salvation hath appeared to all men, Teaching us that, denying ungodliness and worldly lusts, we should live soberly, righteously, and godly, in this present world;

evstevemd, Ministering Deliverance.com Forum Index -> Advanced Deliverance Discussions *NEW* 44 Comments [7/8/2008 9:57:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Topaz_witch
WTF?! || meh

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...and she can instead eat the flesh and blood of Jesus!

7/8/2008 10:04:53 AM


Serious church takez ur spirituality srsly.


7/8/2008 10:52:51 AM


Dominating in headlines was sad news of children found eating another child's head!

Link, or it didn't happen, and we both know what will happen to those who bear false witness, now don't we?

7/8/2008 10:58:36 AM


Oh I think this might have made the news.

7/8/2008 11:35:14 AM


Dominating the headlines where, exactly? I couldn't find a single thing about it on teh interwebz.

7/8/2008 11:59:03 AM


It's such a wonderful achievement, for a person so handicapped to manage to post on online forums. I'm so impressed.

7/8/2008 12:02:39 PM


Thou shalt not bear false witness... remember that line?

Oh crap, yet again Paler_Face beat me to it.

Here, have another beer on me.

7/8/2008 12:05:02 PM




7/8/2008 12:09:10 PM


In what place exactly?

7/8/2008 12:27:24 PM

Mister Spak

I hope the person who wrote this is a native of a third world country.

7/8/2008 12:43:58 PM



7/8/2008 1:09:05 PM


where the fuck did this happen?

the Holy Ghost was eating a child's head!?

7/8/2008 1:17:59 PM

The Jamo

This not understand what if there were. If you will passing the church again, that piece of balloon as nothing. I will pity the horse. Don't forget by standing you rust your bicycle.

7/8/2008 1:33:36 PM


BRAINNZZZZ! need brainz!!!!

7/8/2008 1:44:51 PM


"He was witch "

The victim or prepetrator? Did he turn anyone into a newt?

7/8/2008 1:49:28 PM


I've never met anybody before who actually speaks Nintendo English.

7/8/2008 1:52:05 PM


mmmm. Now that's good head meat.

7/8/2008 2:23:47 PM


Best of all are the *crying* emoticons - very appropriate...

7/8/2008 3:18:08 PM

Brainzzzzzz......! More brainzzzzzz!

7/8/2008 3:23:05 PM


The Jamo
You made me snort coffee on my monitor.

7/8/2008 3:49:14 PM


Weekly World News does not equal news source because it has the word News in the title.

7/8/2008 4:32:25 PM


Did this happen in Alabama?

7/8/2008 4:42:50 PM


You'd think something like that would of hit the news. Yet nothing, nada, not a word anywhere on the interwebs.


7/8/2008 5:19:25 PM

One Trick Pony

Anybody else keep thinking of the banners at all the parties in Arrested Development?

Family love Michael

7/8/2008 5:23:30 PM

Princess Rot

Dominating the headlines of pulp rags in Bumblefuck, Alabama, you mean. Since Bumblefuck doesn't exist, I can assume your "news" does not either. And honestly, I cannot see how somebody's mom receiving the cock of Jebus would help you with your insanity.

Was this quote written by the makers of Zero Wing?

7/8/2008 6:07:37 PM
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