Wow, Mike! You cast a scacred circle in the correct pagan/wiccan rite. Who would have thunk a fundie would get that right.
Of course, it doesn't keep demons out, but it does keep 'naught but love to enter in, and naught but love emerge from within'.
7/8/2008 10:24:36 AM
Maybe your spiritual boundaries are keeping demons inside. No? Well it's just as plausible as your assertion.
I thought God allowed Satan to destroy all of Job's possessions, so your fucking hedge didn't work on that occasion. You should read your bible more closely, idiot.
7/8/2008 10:34:14 AM
Sheik yer Bouti
So god needs YOU to help him keep evil out?
Sounds kinda weak.
And you do it in such a wiccan way!
7/8/2008 10:50:57 AM
"dribble it (from a mustard bottle ) as a spiritual boundary around my former church. "
Did you do it widdershins or deosil?
7/8/2008 11:43:40 AM
Um, that was mustard. All you did was waste a condiment.
7/8/2008 11:59:05 AM
Oh man, you have some serious issues because the whole circle to keep bad spirits away was how lipstick was invented by Egyptians so it's not a Christian idea or custom. It's really too bad that you are too stupid to even have a clue what your own beliefs are.
7/8/2008 12:03:40 PM
This sorta sounds liek Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight!
7/8/2008 12:21:41 PM
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7/8/2008 12:46:31 PM
Exodus 22:18, Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
7/8/2008 1:14:08 PM
And how do you apply Jesus's blood to people? Do you apply it from a ketchup bottle?
7/8/2008 1:15:19 PM
I was moved to dribble some oil out of the pan on my old Chevy truck this weekend. I consecrated it into a low tub and then via a funnel into some plastic containers for the recycle place. And LO! there are no demons in my engine.
Praise Louis Chevrolet!
Mustard and ketchup bottles? Blasphemy! Have you people no respect for the 10 condiments?
7/8/2008 1:33:20 PM
Advanced Deliverance Discussions?
Sounds more like Advanced Dungeons & Dragons.
7/8/2008 1:37:44 PM
And YOU ridcule mumbo-jumbo.
Perhaps you can use the spell to improve your appalling English.
7/8/2008 2:23:54 PM
Congratulations on discovering ritualistic magic. Now you're only 8,000 years from catching up with the rest of us.
7/8/2008 2:30:12 PM
I wish he had told me about oil hedges when oil was $50/barrel.
7/8/2008 3:31:35 PM
Magic circles: Keeps the stupid in, can't keep evil out!
7/8/2008 3:37:30 PM
Ew. Don't touch me with that blood. And stay off my property, too. I don't want mustard all over my yard.
7/8/2008 3:44:26 PM
Gee. Autosuggestion does stop autosuggestion. Who'd'a thunk it?
Mustard bottle!!? You ignoramus, that's what cruets are for!
7/8/2008 3:44:39 PM
One step away from using his own blood...and going either to the ER or the looney bin...
7/8/2008 4:42:18 PM
Nowonmai: I was going to point out the same thing. ;)
7/8/2008 4:58:57 PM
"4 years ago or so I was moved to consecrate some oil and with prayer dribble it (from a mustard bottle )"
How on earth is stuff of this ilk written with a straight face ?
7/8/2008 4:58:58 PM
One Trick Pony
I guffawed when I found out the previous pastor went to jail for molestation.
7/8/2008 5:19:24 PM
Your church sounds hilarious and delightful, except for the part where the kids get molested.
But please explain HOW you are applying Jesus' blood to people? Do you slaughter lambs, or are you dumping wine on their heads, or what?
7/8/2008 5:41:53 PM
That's a cute little Wiccan ceremony you just performed there, Mike (except next time, don't use a friggin' mustard bottle). Kudos.
7/8/2008 5:55:15 PM