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#577241
Nowonmai
Wow, Mike! You cast a scacred circle in the correct pagan/wiccan rite. Who would have thunk a fundie would get that right.
Of course, it doesn't keep demons out, but it does keep 'naught but love to enter in, and naught but love emerge from within'.
Good job!
7/8/2008 10:24:36 AM
#577252
Hadron
Maybe your spiritual boundaries are keeping demons inside. No? Well it's just as plausible as your assertion.
I thought God allowed Satan to destroy all of Job's possessions, so your fucking hedge didn't work on that occasion. You should read your bible more closely, idiot.
7/8/2008 10:34:14 AM
#577273
Sheik yer Bouti
So god needs YOU to help him keep evil out?
Sounds kinda weak.
And you do it in such a wiccan way!
7/8/2008 10:50:57 AM
#577335
Mister Spak
"dribble it (from a mustard bottle ) as a spiritual boundary around my former church. "
Did you do it widdershins or deosil?
7/8/2008 11:43:40 AM
#577355
kingoftheheavies
Um, that was mustard. All you did was waste a condiment.
7/8/2008 11:59:05 AM
#577361
afacelessatheist
Oh man, you have some serious issues because the whole circle to keep bad spirits away was how lipstick was invented by Egyptians so it's not a Christian idea or custom. It's really too bad that you are too stupid to even have a clue what your own beliefs are.
7/8/2008 12:03:40 PM
#577392
DW
This sorta sounds liek Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight!
7/8/2008 12:21:41 PM
#577395
Pat Robertson
The exterminator!
7/8/2008 12:23:51 PM
#577429
aaa
Occultic stuff.
7/8/2008 12:46:31 PM
#577462
Orangutan
Exodus 22:18, Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
7/8/2008 1:14:08 PM
#577465
ozznova
And how do you apply Jesus's blood to people? Do you apply it from a ketchup bottle?
7/8/2008 1:15:19 PM
#577482
Philbert McAdamia
I was moved to dribble some oil out of the pan on my old Chevy truck this weekend. I consecrated it into a low tub and then via a funnel into some plastic containers for the recycle place. And LO! there are no demons in my engine.
Praise Louis Chevrolet!
Mustard and ketchup bottles? Blasphemy! Have you people no respect for the 10 condiments?
7/8/2008 1:33:20 PM
#577488
Pedantic Twit
Advanced Deliverance Discussions?
Sounds more like Advanced Dungeons & Dragons.
7/8/2008 1:37:44 PM
#577574
Michael
And YOU ridcule mumbo-jumbo.
Perhaps you can use the spell to improve your appalling English.
7/8/2008 2:23:54 PM
#577582
Beeblebrox
Congratulations on discovering ritualistic magic. Now you're only 8,000 years from catching up with the rest of us.
7/8/2008 2:30:12 PM
#577650
TheDonald2
I wish he had told me about oil hedges when oil was $50/barrel.
7/8/2008 3:31:35 PM
#577662
Lucilius
Magic circles: Keeps the stupid in, can't keep evil out!
7/8/2008 3:37:30 PM
#577680
libber
Ew. Don't touch me with that blood. And stay off my property, too. I don't want mustard all over my yard.
7/8/2008 3:44:26 PM
#577682
Grigadil
Gee. Autosuggestion does stop autosuggestion. Who'd'a thunk it?
Mustard bottle!!? You ignoramus, that's what cruets are for!
7/8/2008 3:44:39 PM
#577790
One step away from using his own blood...and going either to the ER or the looney bin...
7/8/2008 4:42:18 PM
#577813
Poisoned Rationality
Nowonmai: I was going to point out the same thing. ;)
7/8/2008 4:58:57 PM
#577814
Missing Link
"4 years ago or so I was moved to consecrate some oil and with prayer dribble it (from a mustard bottle )"
How on earth is stuff of this ilk written with a straight face ?
7/8/2008 4:58:58 PM
#577852
One Trick Pony
I guffawed when I found out the previous pastor went to jail for molestation.
7/8/2008 5:19:24 PM
#577899
Brenz
Your church sounds hilarious and delightful, except for the part where the kids get molested.
But please explain HOW you are applying Jesus' blood to people? Do you slaughter lambs, or are you dumping wine on their heads, or what?
7/8/2008 5:41:53 PM
#577928
Moonara73
That's a cute little Wiccan ceremony you just performed there, Mike (except next time, don't use a friggin' mustard bottle). Kudos.
7/8/2008 5:55:15 PM
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