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Quote# 42466

(On a question about whether the bible was written by man.)

it is way too complex for a person to compose
the words are way too wise

Buddy, Yahoo Answers 50 Comments [7/8/2008 8:27:55 PM]
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#578190
SurfinSeaOtter

...if you have an IQ below 75 ;)

7/8/2008 8:29:36 PM
#578192
pillow

i guess you havent read it then

7/8/2008 8:32:10 PM
#578196
kingoftheheavies

Maybe someday, you'll bother to crack one open.

At that point you will see how stupid the book is.

If you're as stupid as you seem, you'll continue to believe the lies.

7/8/2008 8:34:30 PM
#578198
captain jesus

speak for yourself

7/8/2008 8:36:37 PM
#578202
anatiedaephobic

Lord of the Rings invented a *language*, culture and history, but I don't see any hobbits.

7/8/2008 8:40:40 PM
#578207
Horsefeathers

"it is way too complex for a person to compose
the words are way too wise."

You're either not very wise yourself or you've not read the damned thing.

7/8/2008 8:44:14 PM
#578210
john

it is way too complex for a person to compose

Yeah, like the way Judas died by hanging himself in one place and by falling headlong and bursting open in another place. That's some complex stuff there - dying twice by two different ways.

7/8/2008 8:46:20 PM
#578226
anonymous_troy

It's confusing as hell, too metaphorical, and contains way too much sex for younger children.

F--.

7/8/2008 9:00:09 PM
#578227
aaa

Did you finish high school?

7/8/2008 9:00:12 PM
#578229
Eden

The bible might be a book way to complex for a human 3000 years ago to compose correctly without containing any errors.

And this is why there are the errors we find.
For example the 4 legged insects, the rabbits that chew the cud, an ark that according to every modern knowledge in ship building with the imensions mentiond within the bible wouldn´t be stable enough to be seaworthy and would also have a problem with ventilation (meaning that during the long journey very probably all inhabitants would die of CO2 poisoning).
And because the bible is a collection of stories from many many authors we also find things that contradict each others, for example 2 diferent stories of creation or 2 genealogies of Jesus.

7/8/2008 9:00:30 PM
#578232
zazugrey

Matthew 11:12-14 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, "May no one ever eat fruit from you again." And his disciples heard him say it.

Yep! Way too wise for a human to have thought that one up. I am humbled by the wisdom.

7/8/2008 9:02:35 PM
#578239
demodocos

Here's a list of absurdities for ya.

7/8/2008 9:05:53 PM
#578240
approximate

Start with Dr. Suess and work your way up.

7/8/2008 9:07:41 PM
#578244
Mike

Like insects having 4 legs and bats being birds.

7/8/2008 9:10:25 PM
#578251
Doctor Whom

Like the various punishments for rape victims or the passages relating to Lot's daughters? You might want to pull the shrink wrap off of yours.

7/8/2008 9:17:35 PM
#578255
funky fresh salad

hahahahahaha

7/8/2008 9:21:52 PM
#578263
Skyknight

...You DO realize that Moslems say much the same thing about the Qu'Ran?

7/8/2008 9:27:55 PM
#578341
Methologica

I recommend you read a book like Dune or The Lord of the Rings. Imagination can do wonders.

7/8/2008 10:31:13 PM
#578351
JESUS PLEASE COME SOON!

Maybe for your feeble mind. At the risk of sounding arrogant, I've come up with better wisdom while taking a crap.

7/8/2008 10:36:55 PM
#578390
tracer

Methologica wrote:

"I recommend you read a book like Dune or The Lord of the Rings. Imagination can do wonders."


Even Fremen customs are less weird than the ancient Israelites.

7/8/2008 11:07:10 PM
#578398
jimbo0392

Maybe you're just not smart enough because I've seen better writing in my 9th grade English class.

7/8/2008 11:14:09 PM
#578408
Dark_Lord_Prime

"it is way too complex for a person to compose
the words are way too wise"

I'm sure Fek'lhr(sp?) will back me up when I say that the bible was much more complex and far wiser in the original Klingon.



The bible is what happened when someone ran the Klingon text through Babelfish.

7/8/2008 11:25:16 PM
#578425
Jay-Sus

God damn you're stupid.

7/8/2008 11:44:22 PM
#578440
Osiris

Have you even read it?!?

7/8/2008 11:56:00 PM
#578459
Allegory for Jesus

Yeah....no. In fact, I would dare say that Christianity has the least "wisdom" of any religion that exists today (save, of course, Scientology). But, that is my opinion. Just like your view that it could not be written by men is your (stupid) opinion.

7/9/2008 12:09:51 AM
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