“While i was walking with my wife in town, i noticed a guy wearing a "i love Jesus" shirt.”
Sure it wasn’t “I” love Jesus?
“Deep within my heart i praised God, but after i approached him. I coulnt believe my ears.”
Oh, no. Someone disappointed by their expectations of a believer. How rude.
“He was swearing and intentionally "pretending" to stir a fight with his friend.”
Not everyone is afraid of significant parts of the English Language. The Navy Chaplain I met was a former SEAL and knew every word I did…
“His volgar language”
Volgar sounds like a character in Prince Valiant… Maybe his Saxon contact when he goes to rescue one of his kids?
“was so discusting.”
Isn’t that an Eminem lyric? They discuss me, so that makes me discussting?
“I gave him a pitty look”
You can make your face look like a peach pit?
“as i walked by him. He stopped for a little bit while he was looking at me, but as soon as we broke eye contact, he started swearing again.”
Waiting for you to make something out of your pitty-patty look? But you lacked conviction or something?
“Why would someone do that?”
You could have asked him…
“ If you dont love God and dont want any part of him, fine just live your life, but why intentionally try to make us christians look bad.”
Yes, quoting them is usually more than sufficient.
Or, maybe he’s Christain, just not YOUR flavor of Christain?
But you’re not the one to decide if he’s Christain ENOUGH for Heaven, are you?
“I am so discusted with this world.”
Door’s RIGHT over there…
“I can't wait until our Lord will take us out of here.
We are definetly living in the last days.”
17 years later…
“Please come soon Lord.”
Jesus has been coming for 2000 years.
What he needs is a mop.
