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How could anybody on this earth believe that ufos are not real? well last I checked there talked about all over in the bible and many of religions they speak of some other type of intellegence, such as in egypt the hyrogliphics. Even Christopher Columbus witnesd the ufos coming in and out of the water he spent a good part of his life making contraptions to go under water to find out more about them.

yogo08, Youtube 12 Comments [7/8/2008 4:22:05 AM]
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#576767
LordJiro

[Citation needed].

And Christopher Columbus also 'saw' mermaids.

People have been making shit up for the entirety of human existence.

7/8/2008 4:37:26 AM

#577003
aaa

Trippy.

7/8/2008 6:15:40 AM

#577178
rt

I saw Elvis in a UFO. Christopher Columbus was in there too. He said for me to tell you to keep spreading the word.

Then the LSD wore off and I realized that I was just making shit up, the same as you.

7/8/2008 9:22:13 AM

#577694


I believe UFOs are real. There are a lot of objects that fly that people couldn't identify. If we knew for certain that they were spacecraft, they wouldn't be unidentified, now would they.

7/8/2008 3:49:46 PM

#577979
JewBoy

What's a hyrogliphic? Some sort of alien spacecraft?

7/8/2008 6:11:11 PM

#578573
Old Viking

Yogo08 continues his endearing stumble through life.

7/9/2008 1:30:38 AM

#580340
IanC

UFOs are sorta real, but they could be anything (hence the name Unidentified Flying Object)

7/10/2008 8:57:52 AM

#580438
Palifox

Columbus was a ratbag whose skin got saved because he ran into a nice big island before he ran out of fresh water and food.

Nothing he did or believed would surprise me.

7/10/2008 11:48:39 AM

#581184
Apostate Lois

Well, if some musty old book full of ancient fables mentions them, and a whole bunch of people REALLY REALLY believe in them and talk about them all the time, and some Egyptian hieroglyphics kinda sorta look like UFOs, then they must be real. I'm converted! Where do I get my Believers in the Impossible membership kit and magic decoder ring?

7/10/2008 7:57:32 PM

#581843
Anonsoldier

Let's remember what a UFO is:

U - Unidentified
F - Flying
O - Object

That being said, I think anyone who DOESN'T believe in UFOs is a little off balance. I don't know about Ol' Chris and his water sightings, but I think we can all agree that there are things flying around this planet that are a complete mystery.

7/11/2008 1:15:50 AM

#773681
COR 2000

I doubt Columbus actually saw anything unexplainable, but I agree with you in the first sentence.

What's a hyrogliphic? Some sort of alien spacecraft?

What?! Seriously?! Fine, I won't be too mean, so...

Hieroglyphic is a form of "writing"(I shouldn't even call it writing) that uses pictures instead of words(or pictures to stand for letters) to form a sentence.

An example:



You're welcome.

11/18/2008 7:52:13 PM

#1254712
KR

Of course UFOs are real.But UFO =/= alien. (Well, necessarily anyways). But since we haven't yet gotten one tangible evidence of an extraterrestrial entity, well... UFOs are just UFOs as in Unidentified Flying Object. We'll talk more, if some new evidence of E.T. pops up.

2/9/2011 11:44:11 AM
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