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[I love finding pages like this. It's like a prospector hitting a vein of gold. Instead of gold, I hit pure insanity.]

The page describes the process a human soul goes through after physical death until it returns back to earth in a new human body. This page does not go into how a human soul came into existence in the first place. I am told that there about 60 billion human souls in existence who can incarnate on earth and no more new human souls are being 'created' at the moment by the Creator. Out of these 60 billion currently about five and a half billion are in incarnation.

Anonymous, Sent For Life: After Death What? 31 Comments [7/8/2008 4:48:39 PM]
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Whitespirit

Not sure this is fundie is it?

Insane, yes.

Fundie, not sure.

7/8/2008 4:52:30 PM

kingoftheheavies

Batshit insanity.

o_0

7/8/2008 5:10:15 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Ehhh...whatever...

7/8/2008 5:12:45 PM

Grigadil

"I am told that..." has got to be the surest way of identifying bullshit, apart from the smell.

7/8/2008 5:19:29 PM

mockeldritch

Three questions:

1) "Told" by whom exactly?
2) ~60bn souls, ~100bn humans throughout history, where are the other ~40%?
3) ~5.5bn "souls" now exist; ~6.5bn people. So ~1bn have no soul?


7/8/2008 5:21:35 PM

approximate

Astral Projection and Reincarnation. They're harmless.

7/8/2008 5:22:02 PM

Journeyer

Actually, this makes a lot of sense.

I've met quite a number of "empty", "hollow" and seemingly "soulless" individuals during my life, and most of them turned out to be fundie nutbags.

In the words of the late Bill Hicks;

"Hmmm...the plot thickens!"

7/8/2008 5:26:26 PM

Horsefeathers

"I am told that there about 60 billion human souls in existence who can incarnate on earth and no more new human souls are being 'created' at the moment by the Creator."

You're "told" this? By who exactly?

"Out of these 60 billion currently about five and a half billion are in incarnation."

And the others are what, standing in line? And I thought the lines at the DMV were bad...

7/8/2008 5:30:55 PM

aaa

Wasn't this a Hindu thing?

7/8/2008 5:39:53 PM

Princess Rot

Annnd... you know this how?

7/8/2008 5:47:12 PM

Little Miss

*snorts* Loony. Who's giving it he stats?

7/8/2008 5:50:47 PM

anonymonster

It is really not that hard to find fundie quotes, people

7/8/2008 5:51:48 PM

Duraji

Not fundie, this feels more like a Hindu or New Age thing, and it's pretty harmless thinking for the most part. *shrug*

7/8/2008 5:54:15 PM

anonymous_troy

5 and a ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_population

I'm sure the other 1 billion are demons or nephilim or reptilias or pikachus or something.

7/8/2008 6:00:25 PM

Mister Spak

Who told you there are 60 billion? Was there a census?

7/8/2008 6:01:47 PM

babyboi420

ehh its alot more interesting than me going straight to hell to burn in eternal damnation with a flamining pitchfork up my ass because I dont believe


7/8/2008 6:02:36 PM

Papabear

I'm sure your doctor would be interested in hearing about the voices which told you about those 60B souls.

7/8/2008 6:14:16 PM

cool cats

Strange, but meh, not fundie.

7/8/2008 6:23:10 PM

Lucilius

The rest are in line at the DMV.

7/8/2008 6:49:25 PM

Old Viking

reincarnation is taken seriously by many. Harmless fluff.

7/8/2008 7:20:51 PM

nfp

There's a glut in the soul market. Right now, they ain't worth a damn.

7/8/2008 8:52:58 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

Oh, the astral lines. I thought I was the only one who took Chrono Crusade as believable.

7/8/2008 9:05:52 PM

Orangutan

Souls in carnation?

What, Like soul cereal floating around in evaporated milk?


7/8/2008 9:14:20 PM

JESUS PLEASE COME SOON!

Dumb, but not offensive. This is a harmless kind of dumb.

7/8/2008 10:41:10 PM

Ephraim the Retarded Rabbit

This isn't fundie. It is nonsensical, but not in the traditional fundie manner.

7/8/2008 11:27:14 PM
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