Not sure this is fundie is it?
Fundie, not sure.
7/8/2008 4:52:30 PM
7/8/2008 5:10:15 PM
Allegory for Jesus
7/8/2008 5:12:45 PM
"I am told that..." has got to be the surest way of identifying bullshit, apart from the smell.
7/8/2008 5:19:29 PM
1) "Told" by whom exactly?
2) ~60bn souls, ~100bn humans throughout history, where are the other ~40%?
3) ~5.5bn "souls" now exist; ~6.5bn people. So ~1bn have no soul?
7/8/2008 5:21:35 PM
Astral Projection and Reincarnation. They're harmless.
7/8/2008 5:22:02 PM
Actually, this makes a lot of sense.
I've met quite a number of "empty", "hollow" and seemingly "soulless" individuals during my life, and most of them turned out to be fundie nutbags.
In the words of the late Bill Hicks;
"Hmmm...the plot thickens!"
7/8/2008 5:26:26 PM
"I am told that there about 60 billion human souls in existence who can incarnate on earth and no more new human souls are being 'created' at the moment by the Creator."
You're "told" this? By who exactly?
"Out of these 60 billion currently about five and a half billion are in incarnation."
And the others are what, standing in line? And I thought the lines at the DMV were bad...
7/8/2008 5:30:55 PM
Wasn't this a Hindu thing?
7/8/2008 5:39:53 PM
Annnd... you know this how?
7/8/2008 5:47:12 PM
*snorts* Loony. Who's giving it he stats?
7/8/2008 5:50:47 PM
It is really not that hard to find fundie quotes, people
7/8/2008 5:51:48 PM
Not fundie, this feels more like a Hindu or New Age thing, and it's pretty harmless thinking for the most part. *shrug*
7/8/2008 5:54:15 PM
5 and a ...
I'm sure the other 1 billion are demons or nephilim or reptilias or pikachus or something.
7/8/2008 6:00:25 PM
Who told you there are 60 billion? Was there a census?
7/8/2008 6:01:47 PM
ehh its alot more interesting than me going straight to hell to burn in eternal damnation with a flamining pitchfork up my ass because I dont believe
7/8/2008 6:02:36 PM
I'm sure your doctor would be interested in hearing about the voices which told you about those 60B souls.
7/8/2008 6:14:16 PM
Strange, but meh, not fundie.
7/8/2008 6:23:10 PM
The rest are in line at the DMV.
7/8/2008 6:49:25 PM
reincarnation is taken seriously by many. Harmless fluff.
7/8/2008 7:20:51 PM
There's a glut in the soul market. Right now, they ain't worth a damn.
7/8/2008 8:52:58 PM
Oh, the astral lines. I thought I was the only one who took Chrono Crusade as believable.
7/8/2008 9:05:52 PM
Souls in carnation?
What, Like soul cereal floating around in evaporated milk?
7/8/2008 9:14:20 PM
JESUS PLEASE COME SOON!
Dumb, but not offensive. This is a harmless kind of dumb.
7/8/2008 10:41:10 PM
Ephraim the Retarded Rabbit
This isn't fundie. It is nonsensical, but not in the traditional fundie manner.
7/8/2008 11:27:14 PM