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This is just pure bullsh**, what religion creates T shirts, ipod covers? I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it. This is a scam, you people need to get out more.

-Some1

Some1, FSm hate mail 55 Comments [7/8/2008 12:17:09 PM]
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Aethernaut

Awesome! I love it when the point flies right over their heads.

7/8/2008 12:19:50 PM

kingoftheheavies

You
are
a
fucking
moron.

7/8/2008 12:24:16 PM

Omar Honksalot

That can't be sincere. That has to be intended as sarcastic irony.

Right? I mean, nobody could really...

Aw, damn.

7/8/2008 12:32:54 PM

...

Poe or not, there are idiots who actually can't comprehend the FSM's reason for existence.

7/8/2008 12:37:24 PM

Goosey

I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it.

I do. o_0

7/8/2008 12:38:24 PM

Scooby71

Quick google stats:

Christian T-shirts gives 15,300,000 hits.
Christian ipod covers has 259,000.

FSM T-Shirts gives 41,800.
FSM ipod covers has 37,300.

You FAIL even on your own fucking terms. Moron.

7/8/2008 12:41:53 PM

David B.

"I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it."

T-shirts...
http://shop.cafepress.com/design/6443514

Ipod covers...
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html

Jewellry...
http://www.oakschristianjewellery.co.uk/

And much much more...
http://www.christianbits.co.uk/cat.php?cat=gifts


7/8/2008 12:46:12 PM

Menace to Sobriety

Oh hell, I remember a religious friend of the family wearing a T-shirt with 'Flee from sexual immorality' emblazoned upon it in big friendly cursive letters...

7/8/2008 12:52:09 PM

Firthy2002

So I'm hallucinating when I see girls wearing those "JESUS LOVES YOU" belts?

7/8/2008 12:53:29 PM

Ranger Joe

The state of SC is trying to make license plates. Plus its always you assholes with your Jesus Saves bumper stickers, shirts, chick tracks, 1,000,000 bills and other idiocy to make simple people fall for your shit.

I bet you watch NASCAR don't you.

Schmuck.

7/8/2008 1:00:16 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Well, I do have several atheist T shirts . . .

There's nothing on them.

7/8/2008 1:10:30 PM

freako104

I see it all the time. And I go out all the time. And it seems you miss the point of the FSM.

7/8/2008 1:11:54 PM

FundieBasher

LMAO I see T-shirts with Christian themes on them ALL the time. And I've seen Christian themes on everything from candy to posters. I did see a Baby Jesus dildo once, but I don't think that was intended quite the same way...

7/8/2008 1:12:36 PM

ozznova

What the hell? I've seen Christian iPod covers.

7/8/2008 1:16:04 PM

JESUS PLEASE COME SOON!

The FSM? Not real? How dare you mock my faith, woman!

7/8/2008 1:39:18 PM

Beeblebrox

This is just pure bullsh**, what religion creates T shirts, ipod covers theme parks, multi-million dollar cathedrals, or animatronic dinosaur displays?

I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity” small electric chair charms, or Ipod covers with the cross rack on it.


7/8/2008 1:57:03 PM

LadyJafaria

Jesus fish? Crucifix necklaces? Just because your merchandise isn't tacky doesn't mean it isn't merchandise.

7/8/2008 2:06:06 PM

Sandman

Christianity doesn't peoduce T-shirts? How can someone with accesss to the Internet say that?

7/8/2008 2:07:55 PM

Michael

If this one had a brain, he would be dangerous.

7/8/2008 2:16:41 PM

aaa

It's a parody.

7/8/2008 2:18:08 PM

Grigadil

There are people who are selling just about anything they can mass-produce with the "holy logo" on it. And enough gullible consumers to make them very rich.

There is an incredible lot you don't see, some1.

7/8/2008 2:24:27 PM

Crazy Fundie

This has to be a Poe. Either that, or the original poster is actually blind - and profoundly retarded, as well.

7/8/2008 2:30:31 PM

Horsefeathers

"This is just pure bullsh**, what religion creates T shirts, ipod covers? I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it. This is a scam, you people need to get out more."

Never seen the oh so clever bumper stickers that tie in to your religion? How about Jesus Fish decals, shirts, pins, earrings, tie clips, cuff links, etc? Jewelery of all sorts with a cross design?

Your religion, despite supposedly being non-materialistic according to the rules of your Jesus, has more merchandising bullshit going for it than Disney does. Christianity isn't about Christ, it's about the All Mighty Dollar.

7/8/2008 2:53:19 PM

Airbag

I found salivation through the flying spaghetti monster, and I hope you find it one day too.

7/8/2008 2:54:03 PM

Falyne

Ummmmmmmmmm.......

Yeah, I'm inclined to call Poe, just on the basis that Christian t-shirts are REALLY DAMN UBIQUITOUS within that subculture.

7/8/2008 2:55:27 PM
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