How sad a day it was. Sadder still that so many hate-filled people don't get it. Just as God punished ancient Israel when they strayed too far from God's truth, America faces similar judgement if we do not "turn from our wicked ways." How many more attacks will we have to suffer before we all shut up and pray?
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" Just as God punished ancient Israel when they strayed too far from God's truth, America faces similar judgement if we do not "turn from our wicked ways.""
Those Iowa floods are punishment for voting conservatives into office.
"god" punished Israel using the Babylonians, Persians, Egyptians, Greeks, and Romans, if I'm not mistaken.
Shut up and pray...? How does that... wut... [cognitively dissonant moment]
It's a good thing Lance gets it. Here I was thinking that the dead of 9/11 were the random victims of religious nutters, but now I know they were sinners struck down by God.
They must have been REALLY bad, considering all those murderes and rapists in America's prisons who you'd guess deserved it more...
Not to take anything away from your legitimate sense of sadness and grief, but a sense of perspective wouldn't go amiss. One major attack in over 200 years and you ask "how many more must we endure"? Shut the fucking fuck up, ya know, and spend a couple of weeks in Iraq or Sudan and get to know what it actually means to live in a constant, realistic fear of not seeing another day. Sheesh. If this is how your god punishes you, he sure as fuck gives you the softly-softly treatment.
"How many more attacks will we have to suffer before we all shut up and pray?"
Wouldn't that be the best time to attack? You know, when everyone is on their knees, eyes closed and babbling to an invisible man in the sky. I mean, we'd never see it coming!
How many more attacks will we have to suffer before we all shut up and pray?
If you know anything at all about us then you should already know that it's impossible to shut an American up. Here's another characteristic of Americans you may have forgotten: We REALLY hate getting sucker-punched. In fact, we react so badly to it that we've been known to gear up and stomp the living s*** out of anything and anyone wearing the wrong uniform. For an example see "Pearl Harbor".
Shit one hand and shit in the other.
See which one fills up first.
Oops, one of those should be pray,
so gauddam hard to tell them apart though.
Meanwhile in western and northern Europe, people look at the USA, and think 'what a buch of fucking wankers', and move on with their legalisations of gay marriage, general acceptance of atheists, and increasing secularisation of government and society, while explicitly NOT being attacked or threatened by your magic man in the sky.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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