(Fundie letters to McDonalds in regards to the company supporting the gay and lesbian community)
McDonald's is not my kind of place, for God they have disgraced. No more purchases of hamburgers or fries to support the spreading of lies. What happened to your values - or has it been contaminated by your revenues. McDonalds your arch is not so golden and I am disappointed that corporate sponsors have allowed this action. Thank God there are other fast food establishments to support."
"For years we have eaten at your restaurant. For years have taken teens to Christian functions and ALWAYS stopped at McDonald's. I am sorry to see that you choose to ignore God's teachings against homosexualism. Our world is becoming more and more wicked and this is only making it more so. We will never eat at another McDonald's, we will not take children or grandchildren there. We will see that all of our friends know of this, and recommend they act in like manner. I am sorry that you have chosen not to follow God's laws. I wonder where your future customers will come from since 2 males or 2 females cannot procreate."
"Your success will soon be coming to a halt. There are too many CHRISTians that will read this story and will immediately change fast food establishments. The Golden Arches will fall."
"Dear Mr. Ceo, What you do sexually is between you and God but to take a Restaurant and make it about sexuality is not just stupid it's Crazy! What are you thinking? Look at Ford, don't let your sin blind you, We will pray for you and your company and we won't be back, till you decide to remain neutral which is the only real choice here,"
"It's ashame that McDonald's hates homosexuals by not wanting them to be born again by God's spirit in Jesus, as we all must be to see God's kingdom. How can I continue to give my money to this business?"
"We DO NOT NEED a "BrokeBack" McDonalds further destroying the fabric of OUR NATION !"
"the next thing you know RONALD will be molesting our children. No big macks for this family."
"Dear McDonalds Corp, This is NOT a hate letter directed to you against anyone. It is my deepest sadness that you will not stand for the original family unit which includes a MALE AND FEMALE...the way God intended a family to be. You are standing for perverted sexual preferences which is NOT what made this country strong for over 200 years. There will be no Mc Cafe for our family...something I was looking forward to trying. Please listen to the MAJORITY and quit using your company to further the gay/lesbian agenda which is NOT the voice of AMERICA!"
"I'm so saddened by your stance. Your choice goes against the very "intolerance" that you claim not to support. Your decision tells me you are intolerant to my Christian beliefs." And you call yourself a family place??? We've eaten our last meal at McDonald's! This is something you should not be involved in. Your business is serving the public not being in this kind of ungodly organization.""
anonymous fundies, Boycott McDonald's-A Project of the American Family Assoc. 69 Comments
[7/9/2008 12:14:15 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
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Funny thing is, these are the type of people who could probably afford to NOT eat at McDonald's anyway.
7/9/2008 12:16:44 AM
never been there
Yep, this is a classic "we're being persecuted because you won't hate the people we hate!"
7/9/2008 12:18:43 AM
Allegory for Jesus
" am sorry to see that you choose to ignore God's teachings against homosexualism. Our world is becoming more and more wicked and this is only making it more so"
"What you do sexually is between you and God but to take a Restaurant and make it about sexuality is not just stupid it's Crazy!... We will pray for you and your company and we won't be back, till you decide to remain neutral which is the only real choice here"
"It's ashame that McDonald's hates homosexuals by not wanting them to be born again by God's spirit in Jesus"
"the next thing you know RONALD will be molesting our children. No big macks for this family"
7/9/2008 12:22:08 AM
I'm all for renaming it "The Rainbow Arches" to piss off the fundies even more then.
7/9/2008 12:25:44 AM
If we could get McDonalds to support fundies and homosexuals then maybe there would be less of an obesity problem when everybody boycotts them. :)
7/9/2008 12:25:54 AM
7/9/2008 12:26:15 AM
It's such a pity that I can't tolerate the food at McDonald's. If I could, I'd eat there every day just to spite the fundies.
7/9/2008 12:29:15 AM
So apparently, by supporting gay rights, McDonalds is now going to feature hairy naked guys humping in the middle of every store, Ronald's gonna get a leather suit, and don't even ASK what's gonna happen to Grimace.
7/9/2008 12:34:36 AM
7/9/2008 12:37:22 AM
Brokeback McDonald's...ROFLMAO...I can't stop laughing enough to come up with a coherent comment...
7/9/2008 12:39:39 AM
That's weird, every time I've been to McDonalds it's been the same - Slow service, mediocre food.
But no lesbians.
They're just donating to a charity or something, it's not like it's a gay-themed restaurant and theme park now. FFS.
7/9/2008 12:41:27 AM
Show how ridiculous it's gotten. Although, gotta agree about Ronald McDonald. I get some Gacy vibes from that twit.
7/9/2008 12:41:49 AM
The Lazy One
You know what? I haven't eaten at McDonald's in three years, but I've heard that their Chicken Selects are pretty good, and my friend is addicted to the ice coffee...Maybe I'll go there after class tomorrow. Just to piss off the fundies.
7/9/2008 12:42:46 AM
I ate a Mc Donalds cheeseburger today.
7/9/2008 12:44:11 AM
How dare Mcdonalds support something I don't.
7/9/2008 12:48:20 AM
I think a little barebacking display would liven up the interior of these places actually. Give you a reason to go in for once and not speed away in shame after ordering your 20 Piece Nugget and Large shake...Or maybe they could hand out little flipbooks with the Happy Meals depicting various acts of sodomy? I'd pay 35 cents extra for that.
7/9/2008 12:48:33 AM
"Dear Mr. Ceo, What you do sexually is between you and God but to take a Restaurant and make it about sexuality is not just stupid it's Crazy!"
Because supporting gay rights = Hot, sweaty buttsex right there on the floor of the restaurant. All day, every day. And they'll hand out Astroglide and dildos with the kid's meals! It's madness, I tell you, MADNESS!
What do you want to bet that as soon as the initial righteous anger wears off, these people go right back to stuffing their faces full of Big Macs (not "macks") and greasy french fries?
7/9/2008 12:51:22 AM
Could someone please clarify this for me? I'm not from the USA so I don't know what it is that McDonalds have supposedly done.
7/9/2008 12:54:37 AM
Oh, yeah, this'll work.
7/9/2008 12:58:19 AM
99 Billion served! You guys are doing a great job of spoiling their business there Don.
7/9/2008 1:04:05 AM
Click on the link. It explains everything.
7/9/2008 1:06:56 AM
It's good that you finally hate McDonald's, but you're hating it for the wrong reason goddammit!
7/9/2008 1:07:37 AM
From now on the only Big Macks I'll be shoving into my mouth will be in truck stop bathrooms.
7/9/2008 1:13:01 AM
But wait a minute. McDonalds doesn't serve shrimp, which we all know is an abomination to the LORD. Don't they get credit for that? After all, not eating shrimp is just as important to God as not boffing someone of the same sex.
7/9/2008 1:17:20 AM
Dear Mr. Ceo
BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (I'm assuming, here, that s/he meant the Chief Executive Officer, and not someone whose name is actually "Mr. Ceo")
What you do sexually is between you and God but to take a Restaurant and make it about sexuality is not just stupid it's Crazy! What are you thinking?
You idiots seriously believe that Ronald is suddenly gonna strike up a gay relationship with Hamburgler or Mayor McCheese, and prance about gaily in the commercials, teaching the kids about how they use McDonald's food in their sex-play, don't you?
No big macks for this family.
What do tractor-trailer cabs have to do with this??
family unit which includes a MALE AND FEMALE
Last I knew, every gay couple included at least one male or one female...
till you decide to remain neutral which is the only real choice here
Says the ass who finds it entirely impossible to do so.
Your choice goes against the very "intolerance" that you claim not to support.
Um.. they claim to not support intolerance, and their choice [to support the Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce] goes against intolerance.
What, exactly, is the point you were trying to make? o_O
7/9/2008 1:19:21 AM
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