"Why does it suck so much to be a atheist?"
You'll never get anywhere starting off from such an errant position.
"atheists believe that they are nothing,"
Not true, we simply do not believe our physical and mental traits were bestowed upon us by any supernatural means.
"the big bang was a minor accident"
No, atheists do not necessarily believe in the big band nor in evolution, though most, being fairly bright, seem to. We do tend to agree that the big bang was BIG, though, since it was not a directed event, it was neither purposeful nor an accident. It was simply an event which happened.
"and just happened creating life and everything,"
The big bang has nothing directly to do with life occuring.
"they beleive that they are monkeys,"
Those of us who understand and accept the ToE know that we are most closely related to apes, not monkeys. I'm always amused how you nutjobs are so insulted by being related to apes and monkeys yet are so proud of being made from dirt.
"and what the heck maybe a snitchy atheist is gunna report this."
Please start again. You've jammed my Fundie parser.
"atheist beleive that they are nothing,"
No. Please see above.
"their families are nothing"
Again, not true.
"so why dont they just walk off the empire state building?"
And, noting that most atheists do not, how can you assert that we don't value our lives?
Since you believe you will be saved to eternal bliss in heaven, why don't you walk off the empire state building?