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There is a great difference between catholic crusader heroes and infidel mass-murderers. Catholic crusaders such as Franco, Pinochet or Mugabe kill for a noble cause while infidel thugs like Lenin, Stalin or Mao Zedong kill for their own sake. Do not compare paladins with necromancers!

Zeth, roman-catholic blog 61 Comments [7/8/2008 9:56:43 AM]
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I put on my robe and wizard hat...

7/8/2008 10:23:06 AM


In other news Francisco Franco is still dead.

7/8/2008 10:23:20 AM


Mugabe noble? did someone pour Drano into your skull, or are you naturally this brainless?

7/8/2008 10:28:13 AM

I cast Magic Missile at the darkness.

7/8/2008 10:29:52 AM


So, killing so many people in Jerusalem (christians as well as muslims and jews, men as well as wmen and children) that the crusaders waded in blood is a noble task.
Killing an entire city during the albigensian crusades with the leader saying "Kill them all, god will know who belongs to him" is a noble deed, as well as (during the same crusade) blinding all survivors of a town and leaving only one person with one eye so he can lead all other people to the next city.

Either you are a Poe, or someone who would immediately instate hunts for witches and pagans "in the name of christ" as soon as he came to power in his country

7/8/2008 11:01:21 AM

Mister Spak

Mass murderers for Jesus!

7/8/2008 11:46:41 AM


*Brandishes staff of turning*

Begone foul thing of evil!

7/8/2008 12:07:27 PM


A have a good friend from Chile and when she was a child in the 60-70's there Pinochet was the "president". The stories she tells are horrible. She is a devout Catholic and she never thought any of the things he did were noble.

Maybe, Zeth, you should have been made to live under one of these dictators and then you could let us know how wonderfully noble it is.

7/8/2008 12:11:37 PM


christians... slaughtering humans for jezuz, for two thousand years!

7/8/2008 12:12:21 PM


Mugabe = noble?

Mugabe = Paladin?

Well we know what class he plays in D&D/WoW/Whatever, but im not sure what that has to do with him been noble....

7/8/2008 12:15:12 PM

Doctor Fishcake

This has to be a Poe...

7/8/2008 12:17:39 PM


I bet he loves Idi Amin. And Ivan the Terrible.

7/8/2008 12:24:55 PM


I call poe. It's clear that he/she/it wants us to make a joke about paladins, necromancers, and D&D.

7/8/2008 1:16:30 PM


Mugabe is far from noble. Batshit insane is more applicable.

7/8/2008 1:16:38 PM


Necromancers?? Ok, dude, even if you were right and those guys killed just for the hell of it, you obviously have NO IDEA what necromancy is.

Now, having someone die and then getting some sort of power, protection, or other such thing by drinking their blood...that would qualify as necromancy. Sort of like holy communion...

7/8/2008 1:18:26 PM

Felis >:{

What about King Phillip II and the Spanish Armada? Invading England in the name of the Catholic Church, and the deaths of thousands of English protestants it would've resulted in, would be a disgusting atrocity.

I cannot believe - no, seriously, I cannot BELIEVE FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND - that people like that, such as you, still exist TODAY. Not five hundred years ago, but TO-FUCKING-DAY.

Seriously, people, that's shocking and very sad.

Zeth, fuck off back to Spain or Italy, or wherever it is you come from. I hope you get raped by your beloved Pope.


7/8/2008 1:34:55 PM

Necromancers only get 1d4 hit points a level.

7/8/2008 1:39:58 PM

Pedantic Twit

Well, according to the silly D&D alignment system ... He may actually be right.

In D&D Land.

7/8/2008 1:43:28 PM


I think this is a partial repeat. Isn't "Zeth" an alias for Suicanus (sp?), the guy who thinks that the only One Holy Catholic Apostolic System of Government is a dictatorship?

7/8/2008 1:56:35 PM


The crusaders killed more christians than they did "infidels"
They also raped, tortured and commited acts of cannibalism in the name of a non-existant fucking god.
Rome was destroyed by chistianity, christianity is being destroyed by "christians" like Zeth.
And the quicker , the better.
wlof, can I borrow your robe and wizard hat?

7/8/2008 1:58:27 PM


Blood god, skull throne, etc.

7/8/2008 1:58:49 PM


The cog-diss was infuriating, but he won my heart back with that paladins line.

7/8/2008 2:16:47 PM


Paladins and Necros are awesome when they team up. Can you imagine what a horde of Skeleton Magi could do with a Zeal aura?

7/8/2008 2:37:03 PM


But what if I want a paladin and a necromancer in my party?

7/8/2008 2:37:40 PM


There is a great difference between catholic crusader heroes and infidel mass-murderers.

There sure was! The crusaders had a big cross on their tabards and shields. Oh, and the infidels were smart enough to realize that heavy plate armor and chain mail don't work so well under a blazing desert sun.

How dumb do you have to be to put crosshairs on your soldiers?

7/8/2008 2:59:59 PM

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