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Jesus never intended for any of us to be colored. It was all an accident. The Jews were accidents, too, and the Muslims.

To make it as a black person, you need to act white.

If the US could bleach all the dark-skinned people, we'd make a lot of money.

We should let the sissy homosexuals into our military so that we can get rid of them, just like we did with the blacks.

Italians wished they were as good as the United States.

I'm scared to get on a plane if they let passengers with turbans or head pieces on.

People from India smell like curry.

I get paranoid that every Arab that I meet will bomb my church.

Turbans must stink because of all the sweat.

There are many fucking gay retarded Greek men on this application.

Jesus may not have been white, but he wasn't black either.

White people are better looking to me.

(various opinions)

Ava Leigh Charlemagne, Facebook iThink 23 Comments [7/9/2008 12:18:34 PM]
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Jay-Sus

Jesus never intended for any of us to be colored. It was all an accident. The Jews were accidents, too, and the Muslims.

If the Jews were accidents then what the Hell are Christians?

To make it as a black person, you need to act white.

Tell that you the hundred of black rap artists who make your annual slary in less than an hour.

If the US could bleach all the dark-skinned people, we'd make a lot of money.

Or be arrested and tried for genocide.

We should let the sissy homosexuals into our military so that we can get rid of them, just like we did with the blacks.

Homosexuals have proven to be more useful than you.

Italians wished they were as good as the United States.

Cause nothing says "We're #1!" like bombing a third world country.

I'm scared to get on a plane if they let passengers with turbans or head pieces on.

I'm scared to acess the interent knowing retards like you are on it.

People from India smell like curry.

You're so full of shit you're leaving tracks.

I get paranoid that every Arab that I meet will bomb my church.

They'll be doing the world a favor.

Turbans must stink because of all the sweat.

Considering Muslims are from desert countries you might br right.

There are many fucking gay retarded Greek men on this application.

Hooray for Facebook stupidity.

Jesus may not have been white, but he wasn't black either.

That's what you think.

White people are better looking to me.

And don't you forget it.

(various opinions)

I'm done with this. The stupidity is too much for me to handle.

7/9/2008 12:31:51 PM

aaa

You are now a racist. Stand by for your garment.

7/9/2008 1:46:59 PM

ArmandT

Fuck that, every one of her opinions are so incredibly bigoted it stinks of Poe-ness.

Except Poes don't attach their faces to their comments.

7/9/2008 10:19:42 PM

wombat

"It was all an accident"
Yes, and so were you

7/10/2008 1:59:48 AM

Antichrist

iThink has got to be the most misnamed place on the web.

Ava, explain how a perfect god makes a mistake.

7/10/2008 3:09:31 AM

Moon Wolfhowl

"Jesus never intended for any of us to be colored. It was all an accident."


This gives me a humorous mental image of Jesus handing out melanin and accidentally giving more to some people than others. "Oh, whoops, sorry you guys. Oh well, just go live closer to the equator or something."

7/10/2008 4:50:13 AM

Anonsoldier

I'd rather be gangbanged by everyone you just insulted than have to look at your piggish fucking face again. (Don't click the link folks, it's horrible.....)

PS - "This gives me a humorous mental image of Jesus handing out melanin and accidentally giving more to some people than others. "Oh, whoops, sorry you guys. Oh well, just go live closer to the equator or something.""

This^ gave me a nice laugh =)

7/11/2008 12:50:37 AM

Hasher

God's Chosen People were one of His mistakes?

7/11/2008 2:52:44 AM



Except that Jesus was Jewish and the first of our species were African.

7/11/2008 3:04:28 PM

Larty

Arabs might bomb churches? Now that's a good idea. Go ahead and bomb churches arabs. No, no suicide bombs, just bombs, and no one must get killed in the bombings. If all this gets arranged, I'd be okay with bombing churches.

7/11/2008 6:09:59 PM



iThink? iDoubtIt

7/11/2008 11:40:29 PM

Alcari

White people are better looking to me as well.

Of course, my black friends disagree, and several white friends prefer black people as well. To each his own I guess.

Of course, I'm not a deranged bigot.

7/12/2008 4:01:02 PM

Delirium

@ Anonsoldier

I clicked on the link because of your post, because I was curious. Why is it that the people who go on about how great the white race is and how gorgeous and smart white people are tend to be stupid and ugly?

7/12/2008 4:32:15 PM



/Jesus never intended for any of us to be colored. It was all an accident. The Jews were accidents, too, and the Muslims./

That must come as a surprise to Jesus, since he and his mother were both Jewish.

/To make it as a black person, you need to act white./

Let me guess, "acting white" is equivalent to being fluent in Shakespearean English and wearing a suit every day. There must be no such thing as rednecks, then, or "white trash" as the less respectful term. Do they "act white?"

/If the US could bleach all the dark-skinned people, we'd make a lot of money./

No, we'd waste money and be sued for discrimination while we're at it. Not to mention that guys who are turned on by dark-skinned women and women who are turned on by dark-skinned men would be really ticked off.

/We should let the sissy homosexuals into our military so that we can get rid of them, just like we did with the blacks./

Well, at least here's one advocate for equality in the military that fundies will listen to. Too bad that this person's advocating it for the wrong reasons.

/Italians wished they were as good as the United States./

Are you Italian? Do you speak with Italians on a regular basis? Are you aware that Italian-Americans make up one of the most common ethnic groups in the United States? Of course not.

/I'm scared to get on a plane if they let passengers with turbans or head pieces on./

Don't worry, nobody wants you as a fellow plane passenger, anyway. I certainly wouldn't.

/People from India smell like curry./

Odd, a few of my friends are Indian and I've never thought that they've smelled like curry. Oh, wait, I forgot, it's just another lame, stupid stereotype.

/I get paranoid that every Arab that I meet will bomb my church./

If you ask me, THEY are the ones who have more of a right to be paranoid that idiots like you will bomb their mosques.

/Turbans must stink because of all the sweat./

Like hats, headscarves, and every other conceivable head covering out there in the world? How immature.

/There are many fucking gay retarded Greek men on this application./

As a Greek-American, I personally take offense to that. Just because my ancestors tolerated homosexuality does not mean that all of our men are gay. It would be curious to see how my dad and grandfather would respond, since they've both been married to their respective wives for many years. I suspect that they would either laugh in your face or call you an imbecile in Greek behind your back.

/Jesus may not have been white, but he wasn't black either./

You're right; he was Middle-Eastern. You know, one of those "accidents" whom the U.S. should "bleach?"

/White people are better looking to me./

Granted, everyone has their preferences. Some people prefer freckles, others prefer creamy skin. Some prefer blondes, others prefer redheads. But the only reason that that statement applies to you is because you are an idiotic, racist hick.

7/12/2008 6:39:50 PM

Paradox

I'm always grateful when the racist fuckwits warn me of their position beforehand. It saves so much time.

7/13/2008 6:01:23 AM

DoubleJ

Oh please, whatever deity may or may not (but probably doesn't) exist and cares at all about me, let this be a poe!

7/14/2008 3:36:48 AM

thingy

Oh look, a FAT racist.

Man the harpoons!

7/14/2008 8:50:10 PM

reasonforexistance

"White people are better looking to me. "

Hopefully you aren't counting yourself, you fat ugly racist bitch.

7/14/2008 9:49:14 PM

Moondog

If the US could bleach all the dark-skinned people, we'd make a lot of money.
Isn't one Michael Jackson enough?

7/16/2008 2:29:13 PM

Adam

I'm of Spanish descent (Cuban) and even I face racism.

That aside, clearly the White Supremacy movement still can't define "white"

7/18/2008 2:21:23 AM

vince

the hell with the rest of what he said, I'm just trying to fugure out how he thinks bleaching black people is profitable

7/20/2008 6:04:22 AM



Jesus never intended for any of us to be colored. It was all an accident. The Jews were accidents, too, and the Muslims.

Yes, it wasn't intended because he had no power of it.

To make it as a black person, you need to act white.

see jay-sus

If the US could bleach all the dark-skinned people, we'd make a lot of money.

or if we could bleach you out, I wouldn't be wasting my time calling you fat and revolting.

We should let the sissy homosexuals into our military so that we can get rid of them, just like we did with the blacks.

agree with the first eight words, save 5th one. And homosexuals mainly have well toned bodys

Italians wished they were as good as the United States.

we are pretty much the bully of countries.

I'm scared to get on a plane if they let passengers with turbans or head pieces on.

intolerant bitch

People from India smell like curry.

spices smell nicer than most things

I get paranoid that every Arab that I meet will bomb my church.

I don't know what's more surprising, the paranoia, the facts that they let you in church, or that you FIT in church

Turbans must stink because of all the sweat.

Like all, other headwear

There are many fucking gay retarded Greek men on this application.

without greeks, you wouldn't be in this country

Jesus may not have been white, but he wasn't black either.

SOMEONE gets Jesus wasn't white!!!
and says you


White people are better looking to me.

7/23/2008 6:44:49 AM

COR 2000

Jesus never intended for any of us to be colored. It was all an accident. The Jews were accidents, too, and the Muslims.

Islam, Judaism, and Colored skin were here long before Jesus was still alive, and had it not been for either of the two religions, and Christianity might not even exist.

To make it as a black person, you need to act white.

People who contradict your point of view:
-Akon
-Eminem
-Will Smith
-Eddy Murphy
-Bernie Mac
-Samuel L. Jackson

And it keeps going on.

If the US could bleach all the dark-skinned people, we'd make a lot of money.

Care to elaborate on who would actually pay us?

We should let the sissy homosexuals into our military so that we can get rid of them, just like we did with the blacks.

Like Jay-Sus said, Homosexuals have proven to be far more useful than you.

Italians wished they were as good as the United States.

Given the current state of our country for the past several years I highly doubt that.

I'm scared to get on a plane if they let passengers with turbans or head pieces on.

I'm scared to be in this country if they allowed you to breed successfully.

People from India smell like curry.

The only part that would probably smell like curry would be the mouth, and that would have to be if they had just eaten Curry a second ago.

I get paranoid that every Arab that I meet will bomb my church.

I get paranoid about the possibility of a Fundamentalist becoming President or any other position of Government. Especially if that fundie somehow happens to (be like) you.

Turbans must stink because of all the sweat.

True, but so does every other type of headpiece.

There are many fucking gay retarded Greek men on this application.

There are many Ignorant and retarded Fundamentalists in this world.

Jesus may not have been white, but he wasn't black either.

At least Ava knows Jesus wasn't white...

White people are better looking to me.

I do hope you're referring to me in that sentence! :p

(various opinions)

Ooh, ooh, Various opinions! Can I list one? You're a F***in' Racist idiot.

12/7/2008 4:37:55 PM
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