"I drive my Jeep Liberty like a bat out of hell."
Oh, so you're one of those jackasses who has no regard for the safety of themselves or others. Nice.
"I turn my AC to the max, even if I freeze in the process."
Do you really have that much spite for the environment that you'd cause yourself discomfort just to pollute it?
"I NEVER recycle anything."
How... interesting. I guess.
"I use up reams of paper (f**k the trees)."
Yeah, fuck'em. God'll make more, right?
"I leave the lights on (it's MY money and I'll waste it if I want to)."
It's not the money that's the issue you moron. The more electricity idiots like you waste the more the power plant has to run. The more the power plant has to run, the more pollution is released into the environment. I couldn't give a damn if you went into bankruptcy paying your electric bill as long as you're using the electricity for something productive.
"I'm all for drilling the country till it looks like Swiss cheese."
Have you ever actually see the results of such action? Not that you'd care...
"I don't give a damn about the spotted owl, or the mating habits of the caribu, and polar bears look better as rugs, anyway."
I'll bet the ladies find you to be a real charmer.
"I and my comfort come first, and Mother Gaia can go eff herself. She was created by Father God and He gave her to me to lord over (check out Genesis)."
Unless and until you can show this "Father God" of yours exists, I think I'll have to side with Mother Earth on this one. At least the Earth can be shown to exist and it's also the only place we all currently have to live.
"I am an econazi's worst nightmare and I am DAMMED proud of it."
You're a pig headed, ignorant, stubborn, knuckle dragging troglodyte who appears to place more importance on himself and his actions than his meager existence warrants.
"And I'm going to enjoy my fiend status for as long as I can, until that jug-eared, purple-lipped bastard, HUSSEIN Obama, takes the country hostage and gets in my way, in his typical liberal tyrannical and authoritarian fashion (for the "common good," you know)."
And then what? You'll get a high powered rifle and find a clock tower somewhere? Wipe the spittle from your chin, take a nap and calm down.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT, FSTDT MORONS AN OTHER ASSORTED LIBERAL IDIOTS? FROM ME TO YOU, WITH LOVE."
Kiss my ass you ignorant sack of inbred shit. I'm saying that with love, just so's ya know.
