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the earth isnt old enough for evolution to have happened, and the theory of biogenesis destroys the atheist view of how life was formed. IF the earth was millions of years old, any human with a brain could figure out that was sun would have been in contact with the earth. plus If we had mutated from some slime or whatever, it would be impossible for the human body to be born with 10 fingers most of the time. And theres more...

ameba7g, YouTube 33 Comments [7/8/2008 12:12:30 PM]
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rt

The fail is strong in this one.

7/8/2008 12:15:04 PM

kingoftheheavies

And theres more...

Yes, there always is with you fuckers. It never ends. It just goes on and on; the same rectal runoff, day after fucking day.


7/8/2008 12:27:53 PM

Mister Spak

If christianity was true it would be impossible for the giant man with a long white beard to live on clouds. Clouds aren't solid objects, he would fall right to the ground. Any fundie with a brain could figure this out. And there's more. . . .

7/8/2008 12:41:21 PM

Goosey

Um, yeah... maybe the earth would have been in contact with the sun if inches were miles, and assuming the sun's decrease in size has been steady since the dawn of time. Neither of these things can reasonably be assumed. Not that that EVEN HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH EVOLUTION ANYWAY.

And we didn't mutate from slime. We evolved from single-celled organisms.

7/8/2008 12:41:46 PM



Funny how you cling to the 'theory' of biogenesis, yet evolution is only a 'theory' and not fact.

7/8/2008 12:44:37 PM

The Jamo

"And theres more..."

Oh, spare me.

7/8/2008 12:46:32 PM

DYRE

It's funny (or perhaps terrifying. Either way...) that fundies spend so much time trying to disprove evolution, when none of them know what evolution is.

7/8/2008 12:47:45 PM

DW

Ten fingers?!
Sorry but on each hand I have, I have 4 fingers and a thumb!

7/8/2008 12:51:45 PM



abiogenesis fits far more well with creationism.

7/8/2008 1:35:24 PM

JESUS PLEASE COME SOON!

If you'd like to learn morn, ask about it at your local retarded library!

7/8/2008 1:40:19 PM

aaa

You need to get a lobotomy.

7/8/2008 2:12:52 PM

Michael

Actually we have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs.

And there's more you say. Does your waccy-baccy fuck your brain that much?

7/8/2008 2:14:35 PM

Sinisterwing

Holy shit

Translate this to Russian and laugh your asses off:
Finger, thumb and toe all use the same word in Russian.

7/8/2008 2:24:10 PM

Falyne

Epic Fail in commenting on a video that exemplifies Epic Fail.

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7/8/2008 2:52:40 PM

Horsefeathers

"the earth isnt old enough for evolution to have happened, and the theory of biogenesis destroys the atheist view of how life was formed."

Uh, why?

"IF the earth was millions of years old, any human with a brain could figure out that was sun would have been in contact with the earth."

Well, they used to be in contact with one another but they're no longer on speaking terms.

Just what the hell are you babbling about? This isn't that "shrinking sun" ignorance, is it? Stop fucking reading Hovind!

"plus If we had mutated from some slime or whatever, it would be impossible for the human body to be born with 10 fingers most of the time."

Why, pray tell?

"And theres more..."

Holy fuck. I hope not.

7/8/2008 2:55:44 PM

Me

"And theres more... "

You'd need to start with some.

7/8/2008 3:35:08 PM

Freboy

You are of below-average intelligence and knowledge. Don't try to explain complex biochemical processes.

7/8/2008 3:41:04 PM

Grigadil

4.2~4.5 gigayears is a lot of time. Yes, the earth is old enough.

We have the fossils, we win.


7/8/2008 4:17:17 PM

Ambrielle

Heh?

7/8/2008 4:23:39 PM

MAS2008

ameba7g

Please confine your comments to things you have at least a basic knowledge of.
Example: See Jane. See Jane run.
Sorry, maybe that's an overly complicated example.

7/8/2008 5:31:15 PM

Allegory for Jesus

The earth IS old enough for evolution to have formed, and abiogenesis is an exception to biogenesis. I have no idea why the sun should have been in contact with the earth if it was millions of years old, or why it is impossible for human to have ten fingers if it evolved from slime over billions of years. Please...elaborate on your idiocy...

7/8/2008 5:37:53 PM

Princess Rot

Ahh, I love the smell of colon fruits.

7/8/2008 5:58:18 PM

anonymous_troy

Maybe you should give us one good argument with some numbers instead of chopped already-argued salad.

7/8/2008 6:14:55 PM

anevilmeme

Sun would have been in contact with the earth?

WTF?

7/8/2008 6:55:10 PM

Old Viking

We stand refuted.

7/8/2008 8:12:17 PM
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