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the earth isnt old enough for evolution to have happened, and the theory of biogenesis destroys the atheist view of how life was formed. IF the earth was millions of years old, any human with a brain could figure out that was sun would have been in contact with the earth. plus If we had mutated from some slime or whatever, it would be impossible for the human body to be born with 10 fingers most of the time. And theres more...

ameba7g, YouTube 33 Comments [7/8/2008 12:12:30 PM]
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#577379
rt

The fail is strong in this one.

7/8/2008 12:15:04 PM
#577400
kingoftheheavies

And theres more...

Yes, there always is with you fuckers. It never ends. It just goes on and on; the same rectal runoff, day after fucking day.


7/8/2008 12:27:53 PM
#577420
Mister Spak

If christianity was true it would be impossible for the giant man with a long white beard to live on clouds. Clouds aren't solid objects, he would fall right to the ground. Any fundie with a brain could figure this out. And there's more. . . .

7/8/2008 12:41:21 PM
#577421
Goosey

Um, yeah... maybe the earth would have been in contact with the sun if inches were miles, and assuming the sun's decrease in size has been steady since the dawn of time. Neither of these things can reasonably be assumed. Not that that EVEN HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH EVOLUTION ANYWAY.

And we didn't mutate from slime. We evolved from single-celled organisms.

7/8/2008 12:41:46 PM
#577426


Funny how you cling to the 'theory' of biogenesis, yet evolution is only a 'theory' and not fact.

7/8/2008 12:44:37 PM
#577430
The Jamo

"And theres more..."

Oh, spare me.

7/8/2008 12:46:32 PM
#577432
DYRE

It's funny (or perhaps terrifying. Either way...) that fundies spend so much time trying to disprove evolution, when none of them know what evolution is.

7/8/2008 12:47:45 PM
#577437
DW

Ten fingers?!
Sorry but on each hand I have, I have 4 fingers and a thumb!

7/8/2008 12:51:45 PM
#577485


abiogenesis fits far more well with creationism.

7/8/2008 1:35:24 PM
#577493
JESUS PLEASE COME SOON!

If you'd like to learn morn, ask about it at your local retarded library!

7/8/2008 1:40:19 PM
#577547
aaa

You need to get a lobotomy.

7/8/2008 2:12:52 PM
#577551
Michael

Actually we have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs.

And there's more you say. Does your waccy-baccy fuck your brain that much?

7/8/2008 2:14:35 PM
#577575
Sinisterwing

Holy shit

Translate this to Russian and laugh your asses off:
Finger, thumb and toe all use the same word in Russian.

7/8/2008 2:24:10 PM
#577608
Falyne

Epic Fail in commenting on a video that exemplifies Epic Fail.

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh........

7/8/2008 2:52:40 PM
#577616
Horsefeathers

"the earth isnt old enough for evolution to have happened, and the theory of biogenesis destroys the atheist view of how life was formed."

Uh, why?

"IF the earth was millions of years old, any human with a brain could figure out that was sun would have been in contact with the earth."

Well, they used to be in contact with one another but they're no longer on speaking terms.

Just what the hell are you babbling about? This isn't that "shrinking sun" ignorance, is it? Stop fucking reading Hovind!

"plus If we had mutated from some slime or whatever, it would be impossible for the human body to be born with 10 fingers most of the time."

Why, pray tell?

"And theres more..."

Holy fuck. I hope not.

7/8/2008 2:55:44 PM
#577656
Me

"And theres more... "

You'd need to start with some.

7/8/2008 3:35:08 PM
#577670
Freboy

You are of below-average intelligence and knowledge. Don't try to explain complex biochemical processes.

7/8/2008 3:41:04 PM
#577742
Grigadil

4.2~4.5 gigayears is a lot of time. Yes, the earth is old enough.

We have the fossils, we win.


7/8/2008 4:17:17 PM
#577754
Ambrielle

Heh?

7/8/2008 4:23:39 PM
#577874
MAS2008

ameba7g

Please confine your comments to things you have at least a basic knowledge of.
Example: See Jane. See Jane run.
Sorry, maybe that's an overly complicated example.

7/8/2008 5:31:15 PM
#577892
Allegory for Jesus

The earth IS old enough for evolution to have formed, and abiogenesis is an exception to biogenesis. I have no idea why the sun should have been in contact with the earth if it was millions of years old, or why it is impossible for human to have ten fingers if it evolved from slime over billions of years. Please...elaborate on your idiocy...

7/8/2008 5:37:53 PM
#577936
Princess Rot

Ahh, I love the smell of colon fruits.

7/8/2008 5:58:18 PM
#577988
anonymous_troy

Maybe you should give us one good argument with some numbers instead of chopped already-argued salad.

7/8/2008 6:14:55 PM
#578074
anevilmeme

Sun would have been in contact with the earth?

WTF?

7/8/2008 6:55:10 PM
#578161
Old Viking

We stand refuted.

7/8/2008 8:12:17 PM
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