[Title: Atheists, if we come from monkeys....?]
NO OFFENSE INTENDED
if YOU come from MONKEYS have you ever had a sexual attraction to a monkey or any other animal???
I mean FOR YOU it would be like making love to another human right, i mean we're all animals in your opinion, so I was just wondering???
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*Sigh* ... another Creationist who doesn't understand what millions of years of reproductive isolation can do to the genes that control psychology.
Oh, wait, he doesn't believe we've had more than 6000 years to diverge, anyway.
"NO OFFENSE INTENDED"
If you intend no offense, that can be easily avoided by not saying anything offensive.
"if YOU come from MONKEYS have you ever had a sexual attraction to a monkey or any other animal???"
If you come from dirt, have you ever had a desire to hump some mud?
"I mean FOR YOU it would be like making love to another human right, i mean we're all animals in your opinion, so I was just wondering???"
If we're all dirt, YOU should be getting a hard-on for every mud puddle and wallow you see.
STFU you stupid dirtball.
if YOU come from MONKEYS have you ever had a sexual attraction to a monkey or any other animal???
Let's hope this guy never starts believing in evolution, because he'd use it as an excuse...
No, because it would be unfit for an animal to pursue intercourse with an animal that couldn't reproduce.
Evolution has programmed me to prefer human females.
Anyone else get a bit of a 'desperate' vibe here? Like this guy really, really, really wants to believe that he can justify his bestial lust if it's considered okay when one is an atheist?
Or maybe he really is just an idiot.
"if YOU come from MONKEYS have you ever had a sexual attraction to a monkey or any other animal???"
Have you had a sexual attraction to a mudpie?
"I mean FOR YOU it would be like making love to another human right, i mean we're all animals in your opinion, so I was just wondering???"
I mean, FOR YOU it would be like making love to another human right, i mean we're all dirt in your opinion, so I was just wondering???
Fixed that last sentence for ya.
A monkey is a monkey, a human is a human. Descent doesn't make you your ancestor, especially if there's been several million years of genetic diversion. Also, humans did not evolve from monkeys, humans and monkeys share a common ancestor that is now extinct.
For the last fucking time:
Humans are humans.
Gorillas are gorillas.
Lion are lions.
Bears are bears.
None of these are the same species.
What is it with fundies and bestiality, seriously?
We ARE animals you dumb fundie! It doesn't matter if you believe in evolution or not. Humans are not plants, mushrooms true bacteria or archaebacteria, humans are animals. Humans are not microscopic and they cannot gain energy with photosynthesis, therefore, humans are animals. Live with it.
But wait, what fundie would deny that he came from his mother (after all, you can't badmouth her, the bible says not to)?
So I guess you fundies are just a bunch of crazy motherf***ers, after all!
#616783 wrote: "I'm a creationist and I lust after monkeys. Where do I fit in?"
Just under their tails, usually.
@[b]Old Viking, my read is, since they are forbidden from thinking about one kind of sex, and completely hostile toward another, there is nothing left for their fantasies but bestiality.
I love how he says 'no offense intended,' but then goes on to ask 'do you want to make it with a monkey??'
Well, who can resist the ones with the bright-red ass cheeks, though, really...?
Empathy and respect is not your thing, is it, remot? You simply can't ask that question without intending at least a bit offense. If you feel that that statement is needed, you KNOW that there is offense in the coming text.
WE ALL, that is to say the species Homo Sapiens Sapiens comes from APES, not monkeys. We all share a common ancestor. And no, I have had no sexual attraction to any other animal beside Homo Sapiens. I don't even have any attraction for most humans, stupid.
We're all animals, yes, but to my knowledge humans is the ONLY animal that has intercourse with other animal species. Ask your fundie friends who grew up on farms... And yes, I did intend a bit of offense.
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