Bunch of Godless heathens over there, probably from being so closed to Europe.
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The whole post should be on here. Without the context it makes no sense.
Quote:"Bunch of Godless heathens over there, probably from being so closed to Europe.
There’s JD Rawling the guy who wrote Harry Potter which druggies love and say Harry Pothead. It’s a movie about magic witch is insulting to Christianity. The idea that wizards and dragons can make books fly is trying to diminish the power of God’s miracles and the Gospel. It’s also part of the gay agenda.
Pullman wrote The Golden Compass which is a book about basically the same thing. And he said “I’m For The Death of GOD.”
Richard Dawkins is another Brittish person. We all know about him.
And Christopher Hichens is a windbag alcoholic lush that needs to turn himself over to God in a AA meeting. And then go save his soul."
From that website we get this headline: "Obama Is To Dumb To Be President."
Says it all, doesn't it? Maybe Obama's daughters can tutor this illiterate and teach him proper English.
Engrish how she are spoken.
I'm afraid to go into a church now, I might lose all correct grammar and spelling. Apparently faith in God rots your ability to use your native language.
Let's go through it:
"There’s JD Rawling"
1. Misspelled her name
"the guy"
2. Thinks she is a he
"who wrote Harry Potter which druggies love and say Harry Pothead."
3. The book doesn't have anything to do with drugs, though some people like to make jokes about the titles.
"It’s a movie about magic witch is insulting to Christianity."
4. It was first a book. Magic isn't insulting to Christians (I should know)
"The idea that wizards and dragons can make books fly is trying to diminish the power of God’s miracles and the Gospel."
5. Did you ever read the book? Dragons don't make books fly and only Hermione can really get the charm down right, though Ron does okay. And how does a fictional story diminish the power of god's miracles, shouldn't it make look really cool since they were 'real'.
"It’s also part of the gay agenda."
6. What The Fuck? How on earth do you get that? Seriously, that makes no sense.
"Pullman wrote The Golden Compass"
7. They finally got something right
which is a book about basically the same thing.
8. it isn't.
"And he said “I’m For The Death of GOD.”"
9. One of the characters says something which means something akin to that, but again, it's a fictional story. And as for Phillip Pullman actually saying that, citation would be helpful.
"Richard Dawkins is another Brittish person. We all know about him."
Note1. Dawkins came to prominence with his 1976 book The Selfish Gene, which popularised the gene-centred view of evolution and introduced the term meme.
"And Christopher Hichens is a windbag alcoholic lush that needs to turn himself over to God in a AA meeting. And then go save his soul."
Note2. Christopher Eric Hitchens is a a political observer, whose best-selling books the latest being God Is Not Great[1] have made him a staple of talk shows and lecture circuits.
Erm, England (and the rest of the UK) has a state religion (Anglican). I would say that automatically makes us more godly than mr angryxtian, who is no doubt from the USA which of course has no state religion.
Oh and Christopher Hitchens is much better than his brother (Peter Hitchens), even if a disagree with him on things.
Last time I checked, England was a Christian country that was fairly open to Europeans, and was a part of Europe, though it has a separate currency.
... and those king Arthur, king James, Guy Fawkes, Oliver Cromwell, C.S. Lewis and J.R.R. Tolkien-fellas...
Godless Heathen.
That made me giggle.
Confused?
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