[In a thread discussing about Satan using different religions to bring down Christianity]
I definitely believe that satan is behind each and every religion that is false. That is his way of stealing souls. My best friend says she worships a goddess. That goddess is satan in disguise. How I pray for her eyes to be opened before it is too late for her!
God bless you!
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"I definitely believe that satan is behind each and every religion that is false."
Especially Christianity. Only Satan could have concocted such a f*&%ed up religion.
"That goddess is satan in disguise."
I didn't know that Jesus was into drag...much less that he and Satan were one in the same...
If Satan is the enemy, then all religions, without exception, are suspect.
As my wife says (in another context), "When in doubt, do without."
God-chicks With Dicks ?
Not hawt...
So, by this count Satan could be:
* A giant space Serpent who eats planets (Tiamat)
* A bearded warrior with wings (Marduk)
* A cat-headed feminine deity (Bast)
* The Sun (Ra)
* A bearded lightening bolt thrower (Zeus)
* The Moon (Diana et cetera)
* A bearded viking with a beastly hammer (Thor)
* A jackal-headed male deity (Anubis)
* A woman who lives under-ground (Erishkigal et cetra)
* A naked man hanging from a tree (Odin)
* A giant sea-serpent (Dammuz)
* A goat-man (Pan et cetra)
* A dude with an erection (Mihn)
* A feathered serpent (Quetzacoatl)
* A cow-woman (Hathor)
and on, and on, and on
Where-as all God can be is a rock, on a chair, with a rainbow (Revelation)... Wow... why is God considered the better one again?
That goddess is satan in disguise.
Great, now I have a mental image of Satan in a blonde wig and long flowing dress...
Goddess!
Satan in disguise!
Goddess!
More than meets the eye!
And I'll bet your friend is praying to her goddess to open your eyes.
Of course, you're both deluded fools who are just wasting your time.
@ Wandering_Scribe
How dare you blaspheme the holy name of Bast. I have informed the Princess, who is now relaying the message. Once they track you down, you will be clawed to ribbons.
@ suzirees1969
How do you know that your religion is right?
@ Antichrist:
Actually, according to Kemetic myth, Bast protected homes from fires by throwing a basket of kittens on the fire. She also presides over sensuality and fertility. Being that she is in fact a cat-headed feline feminine solar goddess (she is a daughter of Ra after all) she would not be apt to exact her fiery vengeance of wrong-doings upon me because I have done her no wrong :P
* yes, you may call me a nerd if you like. I happen to have two close friends who have "born witness to Bast" in times of need. Now they have adopted her as their Patron Goddess (or however that works). So, I'm quite informed on Bast.
My best friend says she worships a goddess. That goddess is satan in disguise.
I saw "Bedazzled" too, and I am inclined to worship Elizabeth Hurley also.
I definitely believe that satan is behind each and every religion that is false.
/Okay, but how do you know that your religion isn't one of the 'false' ones/
That is his way of stealing souls. My best friend says she worships a goddess. That goddess is satan in disguise.
/citation needed/
How I pray for her eyes to be opened before it is too late for her!
/How I pray that you would tell me why her religion is wrong and yours is right/
God bless you!
/And hopefully your friend as well/
That goddess is satan in disguise.
Prove that Pauline Christianity isn't really a delusion sent by Satan, and that the Gnostics weren't really right all along.
Aren't you lucky that you managed to find the one, true religion. Everybody else got it wrong, but you, a trailer dwelling hick from Livestockmolest, Nebraska just happened to stumble upon the only faith that is actually correct. What are the odds ?
Funny how everyone, from every religious belief, says the same thing.
They all can't be right.
They can, however, all be wrong.
I have seen Satan in his various disguises.
I mean, just a few years ago, he was disguised as Twisted Sister, then later Pokemon, then even later, Harry Potter.
Dude totally maxes out his credit on all the costumes he needs to trick you pathetic theists.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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