What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
Answer : The biggest problem for an atheist is they are going to hell.
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Hell? Hell no! Hell is a made up place, so nobody is going to go to Hell, but if you really want to see Hell freezing over, go to Hell, Norway during winter.
Hell, Michigan, is actually a pretty nice little town. We should all move there.
Or maybe the atheist hell is the Shayna's heaven: mobs of raving fundies singing off-key hymns for eternity.
It would be righteous if "Heaven" was located somewhere like a sound stage in Hollywood, with tacky sets, stinking of rat shit and armpit.
I don't suppose fundies will ever understand that normal well-adjusted people do not need the good place/bad place dichotomy to function...or even the notion that the good place/bad place does not apply to atheists.
But... but... which Hell?
As a Catholic, my soul will according to Southern Baptist Fundies be thoroughly charred in Hell, and so will Protestants sizzle in Catholic Hell, but then, all Christians (Catholic, Anglicans, Protestants...) will be scorched in Muslim Hell, and the whole bunch of monotheists will just as surely broil in Shinto Hell. Need I continue on with Buddhist or Mayan Hells? Ponder for a moment in how many different Hells your soul will roast after death, in many cases forever... no matter what you believe in.
Absurd notion this is...
@Alethe
You forgot Zoroaster hell. That's my favorite. Parts of the description for that place sound like a really naughty porno.
"A woman's soul I saw, to whom they gave to drink one cupful after another of the filth and impurity of men. I asked, 'What sin was committed by the body whose soul thus suffers' 'having failed to abstain' they replied."
What is the biggest problem for a christian fundamentalist?
Answer : The biggest problem for a christian fundamentalist is that there are still people who don´t believe that they get to hell if they don´t accept Jesus as their savior and adhere to certain (cherry picked) rules from the bible.
Heaven for climate.
Hell for company.
I choose company.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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