Bishops lead a hard life they really ought to be excused for a little child abuse from time to time. Even thou i'm one of the few followers of the leviticus rules I still tend to have sinful thoughts about molesting my adopted daughter from time to time, it's really not my fault it's just our sinful human nature that takes over.
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"excused for a little child abuse"
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"molesting my adopted daughter"
O_o
Don't... do that.
"it's really not my fault it's just our sinful human nature that takes over."
Yeah and since Jesus died for your creepy incest, it's okay. Fuck your religion.
I really, really hope this is a Poe.
But I think someone should call the authorities, just in case.
Kill yourself.
You piece of shit.
KILL YOURSELF!
In that case, moral people can be excused for a little fundycide from time to time.
That cannot possibly be a sin, it feels too fucking good.
Bishops lead a hard life they really ought to be excused for a little child abuse from time to time. Even thou i'm one of the few followers of the leviticus rules I still tend to have sinful thoughts about molesting my adopted daughter from time to time, it's really not my fault it's just our sinful human nature that takes over.
F*** help you if I ever catch you around my kid. I can absolutely guarantee they'll never find your body.
Bishops lead a hard life they really ought to be excused for a little child abuse from time to time.
I still tend to have sinful thoughts about molesting my adopted daughter from time to time, it's really not my fault it's just our sinful human nature that takes over.
"Bishops lead a hard life they really ought to be excused for a little child abuse"
automatic failure.
"Even thou i'm one of the few followers of the leviticus rules I still tend to have sinful thoughts about molesting my adopted daughter from time to time"
I'll see you on "To Catch a Predator."
"it's really not my fault it's just our sinful human nature that takes over."
Are you admitting that our thoughts doesn't come from God?
"Bishops lead a hard life they really ought to be excused for a little child abuse from time to time."
You've got to be a troll/Poe.
"Even thou i'm one of the few followers of the leviticus rules I still tend to have sinful thoughts about molesting my adopted daughter from time to time, it's really not my fault it's just our sinful human nature that takes over."
Now I know you are. First of all, if you followed Leviticus you'd be incarcerated and, in some states (assuming you're in the U.S.), already executed. Second, nobody is stupid enough to admit something like that last part on the internet...
Holy...... better be a poe or a troll.
I mean if its true then he needs to be locked up, soon. For his protection, cus i dont think there will be much of him left once people who have been molested find him.
I hope Poe. Please, be a Poe. But I've heard someone say this shit seriously IRL...so I'm just HOPING you're a Poe.
If not, just remember that if I want your opinion on this again, I'll read it in your entrails.
I really, really hope this is a Poe. If not, then I hope you are arrested, instantly lose custody of your adopted daughter (who will be taken in by another adopted family who truly care for her and not molest her), and get molested in prison.
And they say that it's the homosexuals who shouldn't be able to adopt kids. What a bunch of hypocrites.
POE, but if not....
Bishops lead a hard life? How do you figure?
**Remember, god loves you and he NEEDS money**
I normally say this off the cuff, never really meaning it, but you're just so special, today I'm saying this with all sincerity and earnestness.
That isn't me being dismissive or "cool" or whatever the hell. That is me, asking someone who is an admitted potential pedophile, to immolate themselves fatally.
Creepy. But dude, if you keep it to yourself and don't act on it, I'm not going to give a fuck. I fantasize about violently torturing people for even minor things, so you know, glass houses and stones. Still, keep it to yourself and keep it in your pants.
Sure, and who can blame Jeff Dahmer, now really , if he felt like killing somebody a little bit, you know, just every once in a while? Don't we all have urges?
@ Justanotheratheist
But so is "Jesus freak", and some of them are proud to claim it. I've also known a couple who claimed bible thumper. Realize there's LOTS of stuff that goes over their heads. Damn near everything.
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