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A petition for Jesus
Loyalty Oath

We, the undersigned, pledge allegiance to the Will of God the Father to remove from Christendom the unwelcome presence of the anti-Christ Jews who wage war against the Holy Person of Christ, His Church, His nations, His White Christian Culture and His disciples, and promise to fight with all our might to defeat their planned extinction of the White Race and Western Civilization.

We, the undersigned, declare to Him who loves us and whom we love that we will do all within our power to restore the kingdom of Christendom back to Christ by eradicating the presence of the evil anti-Christ Jews who hate Him and us, and all their evil power and works, their willing stooges, their Zionist/Marxist tyranny, their hatred of Truth and goodness and their secret, demonic power over White Civilization with their control of the media and the power of Money.

We, the undersigned, pledge to fight to the death for this holy Cause and bravely face whatever we must in order to do the Will of God by having the Jews expelled forever from Christendom or removed by sword if necessary in order to restore the earthy kingdom of Jesus Christ back to the Lord and save White Civilization from genocide. We understand that this can never be done as long as Jews live in the West.

Our names written on this petition is our pledge of eternal loyalty to the Lord, Jesus Christ. May our signatures this day witnessed by the Holy Spirit stand as testimony of our faithful service before the divine throne of Jesus Christ on Judgment Day.

[The thread continues, with GinnaRM talking about saving "White Christian Civilization" from the Jews.]

GinnaRM, Christian Forums 25 Comments [7/13/2008 12:16:45 AM]
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ozznova

Right, because it's not like Jesus was a Jew, or anything like that.

7/13/2008 12:45:55 AM

One Trick Pony

"the earthy kingdom"

I found that typo hilarious. I believe he/she meant "earthly."

7/13/2008 2:01:46 AM

Ionakana

So in effect you want to remove Christ from Christianity. Pure genius. Actually, given the social attitudes of many fundies, this should hardly be surprising.

7/13/2008 2:55:16 AM

Paradox

Jesus was a Jew. In fact, he was a really Jewish Jew.

7/13/2008 5:58:56 AM

aaa

Jesus was a Jew. *Boom* goes the head.

7/13/2008 8:59:31 AM

Romana Twelve

"...having the Jews expelled forever from Christendom or removed by sword if necessary..."

Should we tell GinnaRM that the Jews have guns?

I vote no.

"...the evil anti-Christ Jews who hate Him and us..."
"...their hatred of Truth and goodness..."

The funny thing is, I don't think even real, honest-to-goodness Bad People go around just hating things, as though they constantly said to themselves "Hey, there's some truth and goodness! Gosh, I just hate hate hate truth and goodness! Rargh, it makes me so angry, I'm gonna destroy it with a highly improbable worldwide conspiracy!" I've seen more profound insight into the nature of evil in Sailor Moon--and not even the original Japanese Pretty Soldier Sailormoon, either, but the shitty North American "adaptation".

7/13/2008 9:11:04 AM

Jay-Sus

Jesus was a Jew. Learn it. Love it. Deal with it. Kill yourself if you can't.

7/13/2008 10:05:22 AM

FMG

Why do Jews get all the crazy mind powers and crazy schemes to take over mankind?

Also... Since when did Zionism and Marxism get together?

7/13/2008 11:58:22 AM

Darth Vader

Romana Twelve, don't forget Kefka from Final Fantasy VI:

"I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU!"

7/13/2008 2:08:23 PM



Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein Savior!

7/13/2008 9:46:02 PM

Old Viking

Heinrich Himmler, is that you?

7/13/2008 11:02:49 PM

Amanda

Jesus: Who the hell are these people?

7/14/2008 1:50:12 AM

Lt. Fred

So in effect you want to remove Christ from Christianity. Pure genius. Actually, given the social attitudes of many fundies, this should hardly be surprising.

Isn't Christianity without Christ Judaism?

7/14/2008 7:44:55 AM

GoFast

First signator:

A. Hitler

7/14/2008 8:34:03 AM

Michael

Jesus was a Jew - a semite - and he's mentioned more times in the Koran than he is in the christian bible.
PS: he's also mentioned many times in the Torah under his real name, Yeshua Ben Miriam.

7/14/2008 9:57:36 AM

Reverend David

You forgot "We, the scum of the Earth..."

7/14/2008 9:59:22 AM



Its amazing how many anti-Jew Christians fail to account for Jesus himself being a Jew.

7/14/2008 12:49:47 PM




7/14/2008 2:58:28 PM

reasonforexistance

The KKK called. They want their ideologies back

7/14/2008 9:19:23 PM

vince

It's just really funny to me that every jewish person I know is white.

7/20/2008 5:42:14 AM

Jon D

It also never fails to amaze me how no one seems to realise that Christianity wouldnt exist if the Jews hadn't nailed Jesus up on his cross. Wasnt that supposed to be a part of the Sky Wizard's Great Plan?

8/21/2009 6:17:40 AM

Mad Chemist

Heil Hitler!!

yeah at least he used non-contradictive arguments and was (sadly) a very intelligent nutcase

9/19/2010 10:00:17 PM

Colgate

SIEG HEIL!!

8/7/2011 7:54:02 AM

Often Partisan

If a) Jews have control of the media and b) Jews are Marxists, how come there's not more marxist propaganda in my newspaper?

"Also... Since when did Zionism and Marxism get together?"

I don't know. Socialists tend to be pro-Palestine & anti-Zionism...

5/15/2012 11:23:22 AM

VioletBeauregarde

I feel a Godwin coming on..."Heil Hitler" award.

10/4/2012 3:08:04 PM
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