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Jesus would never have gotten cancer to begin with, He was perfect. We are not however lol.


And no, cancer is not God's plan to let us die, cancer is the result of wrong living ... the kind that God warned us about. Perhaps it wasn't you who lived wrong, it was a grandparent of one kind or another .... but it can be passed to the 4th generation.

arewethereyet, Yahoo Answers 49 Comments [7/14/2008 2:41:29 PM]
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#586781
whoa buddy

Hey, hey, hey, listen to me. Listen to me. Hey, listen. Hey, are you listening?

FUCK YOU

7/14/2008 2:46:24 PM
#586782
jc

4th generation?

7/14/2008 2:46:30 PM
#586785
RavenWood

"cancer is not God's plan..."

If it's not, then he's not all knowing or all powerful. You fail.

7/14/2008 2:48:07 PM
#586793
Brian-sama

So much for the children not being punished for the sins of the father, eh?

But wait, that's what the whole Adam and Eve story was about. Oops!

7/14/2008 2:54:53 PM
#586794
Jezebel's Evil Sister

So, Jesus was too perfect to get cancer -- but some nails did him in. Were they, perhaps, made of iron?

7/14/2008 2:55:17 PM
#586795
Amos

It's like karma, but with more bullshit and accusations thrown around.

7/14/2008 2:55:26 PM
#586802
mary77

If cancer is not G-d's plan, then why is it here? The creation/id crowd better issue a statement.

7/14/2008 2:58:02 PM
#586837
David B.

See? God has been torturing people for 6000 years for something they didn't even do because he loves us!

7/14/2008 3:10:58 PM
#586841
David B.

"Jesus would never have gotten cancer to begin with, He was perfect."

Before or after he had his foreskin chopped off?

7/14/2008 3:11:51 PM
#586849
Milking the Catz

Diaf.

7/14/2008 3:16:10 PM
#586881
Brian-sama

I'm guessing this also means that Jesus never coughed, sneezed, itched, had muscle or joint pain, hit his thumb with a hammer, tripped over himself, vomited, felt too fat, felt too skinny, got a sunburn, or had gas. He sounds like a joy to be around.

Also:

He was perfect. We are not however lol.

I didn't notice the "lol" before, but now it's irritating. I realize that the lol fad is found everywhere on the internet, but it seems exceptionally prevalent in fundie circles. Why do they feel the need to "lol" at every damn thing? Are they actually laughing out loud at the "fact" that Jesus was perfect but we aren't?

"Jesus couldn't have gotten cancer, but I sure can HURR HURR HURR!"

7/14/2008 3:37:29 PM
#586883
Doctor Whom

When people get cancer, it's the result of wrong living, about which God warned us. Praise God! But when people don't, it's evidence of God's love and protection. Praise God!

7/14/2008 3:38:46 PM
#586885
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And no, cancer is not God's plan to let us die, cancer is the result of wrong living ... the kind that God warned us about.

Why do fetuses get cancer, arewethereyet?

I like Christians, I really do, but when they spend half their time bragging about how nice and helpful and caring God is, and the other half making up ridiculous half-hearted excuses about how He shouldn't do anything after all.

7/14/2008 3:39:07 PM
#586899
Lucilius

Arewethereyet, I hope your grandpa was a goatfucking church-robbing blasphemer who never got a haircut, and told racist jokes in public. Enjoy that tumor, asshole.

7/14/2008 3:45:32 PM
#586903
CalcSwamiS

I can't really even come up with a good response to this one. Gross.

7/14/2008 3:47:12 PM
#586913
Beeblebrox

Perhaps it wasn't you who lived wrong, it was a grandparent of one kind or another .... but it can be passed to the 4th generation.

That's why I beat my child on a daily basis. My dad, his grandfather (who passed away a shade over a year ago) used to womanize, fornicate, and was frequently to be found in bars when he was a young man, prior to meeting and marrying my mom.

7/14/2008 3:52:10 PM
#586920
Princess Rot

We're already 'cursed' with labor pains and working the field, and your god already considers us to be imperfect, disgusting sinners from the moment we are born. How much more does the sick bastard need?

7/14/2008 3:55:47 PM
#586933
...

I didn't notice the "lol" before, but now it's irritating. I realize that the lol fad is found everywhere on the internet, but it seems exceptionally prevalent in fundie circles.

If this is true, it just goes to show how stupid fundies are.

7/14/2008 4:01:03 PM
#586936
Ararat

haha, Random lol guy shows up again.

"If this is true, it just goes to show how stupid fundies are."

It's true. Check this one out, it's my favorite.
http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?q=9347

7/14/2008 4:01:59 PM
#586974
Amanda

So if my grandparent did something wrong, I'm screwed? Wow, what a terrific god.


Jezebel's Evil Sister: Only silver nails can kill Jesus!

7/14/2008 4:25:13 PM
#586976
Mike

DIAF.

7/14/2008 4:26:41 PM
#586978
...

Ararat: I actually thought of that one when I saw this. Strange, strange fundies.

7/14/2008 4:27:21 PM
#587005
NoAstronomer

1) A perfect being would be able to do anything, therefore if Jesus couldn't develop cancer then he's not perfect.

and

2) If Jesus could never develop cancer then he didn't really live as one of us then did he?


7/14/2008 4:53:25 PM
#587032
Papabear

"Jesus would never have gotten cancer to begin with, He was perfect. We are not however lol."

Please prove that Jesus was perfect. If perfect, why didn't he return as he promised?
While you're at it, prove that the biblical Jesus even existed.


"Perhaps it wasn't you who lived wrong, it was a grandparent of one kind or another .... but it can be passed to the 4th generation."

The Bible also says that the sons won't be punished for the sins of their fathers. That's one of the biggest the problems with your "word of God," though it's supposedly the word of a perfect being, it's filled with contadictions and just plain wrong assertions.

7/14/2008 5:15:22 PM
#587033
approximate

So, you're saying that Glod killed my mother with cancer for being a devout Christian from a family of devout Christians?

Fuck you and your glod. I'm glad I gave that shit up all those years ago.

7/14/2008 5:19:08 PM
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