close your legs if you dont want your own child
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Or use contraception. More contraception, fewer abortions.
"No eebil sex!" isn't working, haven't you noticed?
I haven't ever done it yet. But sex seems like fun. I'd do it for the enjoyment of it (should I ever find someone who wants me D: ufu).
Children, on the other hand, suck. I don't like children, and I never consented to pregnancy. If I do get pregnant, it's off to the pennyroyal patch or the Planned Parenthood. Because I hate kids and adoption isn't the answer.
A woman has the right to do as she pleases reproductively and sexually without interference from you lot, and you also have the right to keep your penis to yourself.
Man, I am sick of these motherfucking fundies in my motherfucking uterus.
If I do get pregnant, it's off to the pennyroyal patch or the Planned Parenthood.
Ew. Go for option 2. Herbal abortifactants really screw you up. There's a reason that we invented modern abortive techniques. In other news: try to avoid the coathanger extraction, the Philippine stomach massage, and falling down stairs. It's not that they won't cause an abortion, it's that they are really bad for you compared to more recently developed techniques.
-Frank
Does right to life apply if you're not a fetus?
If you are a fundie.
Killing a braindead vegetable is wrong, because killing is wrong, period, and no one is allowed to take lives but God.
Killing an embryo is wrong, because killing is wrong, period, and no one is allowed to take lives but God.
Killing a living, breathing human being by death sentence or war is totally fine.
Fishcakes wrote:
"I haven't ever done it yet. But sex seems like fun. I'd do it for the enjoyment of it (should I ever find someone who wants me D: ufu)."
The good news is, finding someone of the opposite sex who wants to have sex with you is easier for a female than it is for a male.
The bad news is, if you want more than a one-night stand, the situation is reversed.
Says the one without a uterus. Funny how it's only the women who needs to be concerned about keeping it her pants...the man can spread his seed, far and wide, without a care (enjoy that image, everyone) for it is the lowly woman who must concern herself with the consequences.
And this is a man saying this, before the cries of "FEMINAZI" come rolling in.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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