Does anyone know of any cool sites for free wallpaper of christ on his fierey steed at armageddon?thanks.
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Yeah, seriously. Had an absolutely beautiful pic of Christ creating everything a few years back. Not a fundie Christian, but I don't need to believe it is the literal truth to think, "Wow, that's a pretty picture."
"christ on his fierey steed at armageddon"
...with long, flowing golden hair and wielding a bronze longsword as he gallops down a bridge of clouds beyond the blood-red horizon, while demons all around him ride on dragons and listen to Ozzy Osbourne on their iPods...
"Does anyone know of any cool sites for free wallpaper of christ on his fierey steed at armageddon?thanks."
No, but I have Jesus on his sturdy bicycle of physical training, how's that?
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can he also be wielding a solid gold M60, Rambo-style, smoking a cigar, wearing a cowboy hat and shades, 2 bandoliers of bullets criss-crossing his chest, with burning cities in the background and a giant eagle with laser eyes blasting everyone in sight? That would kick absolute arse! Fuck, I'd even go to church! Or masturbate. Maybe both.
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She has a right to whatever wallpaper she wants. Ans as a fantasy fan, I have to say it'd probably be pretty cool. I'm still keeping my Zeratul wallpaper though.
And the rating system is completely pointless. Some random guy saying 'I like chocolate' would probably get a rating of 2.86 or something.
This gets non-zero ratings because it's part and parcel of their crazy death-cult reimagining of the entire Jesus experience. Just like the Rapture itself, their flaming Jesus of carnage isn't actually in the bible they pretend to worship and read from. It's just part of their hilarious and terrifying group-think.
-Frank
And make sure he has:
STR 25
INT 25
WIS 25
DEX 25
CON 25
CHA 25
HP 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
And a +1,000,000,000 Vorpal Blade
(Although I like Jeff Weskamp's above listed picture ideas better!)
Actually, that *would* be pretty awesome artwork, despite the subject matter, at least the way I'm envisioning it.
Funny, we're all banned, but we have what she wants.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
You mean our massive collection of Kevorkian sucide machines? :P
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