I can see parents not letting there kids listen to rock music. When I have kids which wont be for awhile now rock music is going to be off limits. That also includes christian rock music. Anything that you cant understand what they are singing about in the song if you really listen will also be off limits.
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Just because you're too stupid to understand what they're singing about doesn't mean what they're singing about is "evil"...
Also, no christian rock music? wtf?
Yeah, I don't allow christian rock in my house, either.
But only 'cause it sucks mule dick.
Especially Stryper!
What, no more Blind Melon Chitlin? Bummer, man.
Or Beethoven's Ninth. Vulgar peasant.
I had to download a song the other day that was on TV because my two-year-old was dancing to it (she liked the beat).
So now I have Nirvana's "Breed" in mp3 format on my computer (good thing I like the song anyway).
The point is, sometimes they're not going to care what the hell the lyrics are. What's wrong with liking a certain genre of music just because of the music/beat?
Here lays yet another idiot. Eagerly preaching about how we are all going to die in the rapture, then complains about rock music with words about death! Bloody hypocrites.
Anyone who believes in Revelation must be two sandwiches short of a picnic.
Perhaps I should live as a hermit for 20 years spending my days wriring crap and spend the night screwing goats.
I'll call it Revelation 2.
Completely off topic, but when I was 16 I was interested in a girl at church who was 19. She was deeply religious and was "saving herself" for marriage.
Well, one evening she broke her promise to the Lord with me in the back of my 1989 Dodge Spirit and never looked back...
My point is, are these people denying themselves pleasure because they think it wicked or because they've never gotten a first class trip on the "O" train?
Either way, censorship is an act of fear regardless of how you look at it.
d00d. You're, like, 15 or somethin'. Don't start talking about what you'd do as a parent until you're no longer a child yourself, or you'll come off like a complete idiot.
Anything that you cant understand what they are singing about in the song if you really listen will also be off limits.
Ave Maria, gratia plena
dominus tecum
benedicta tu in mulieribus
et benedictus fructus ventris tui Iesus
Sancta Maria, mater Dei
ora pro nobis peccatoribus
nunc et in hora mortis nostrae
Amen
What about christian rock bands you can understand? Like Flyleaf or Barlowgirl?
My christian mom tried to do the same thing to me, and now I listen to Kittie and King Diamond.
You don't have to understand the lyrics to appreciate opera. Just understand the basic structure. In Italian opera boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy regains girl. In French opera boy meets girl, boy loses girl, In German opera, boy meets girl and they invade Poland.
What? Okay... so no:
Bread
Elvis Presley
David Bowie
Wings
Cheap Trick
The Beatles
Rolling Stones
The Who
Sweet
Led Zeppelin
WTF?!
That's the vast majority of music, rock or not, unless all you have are sucky bootleg recordings. Are you going to ban Buddy Holly, too?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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