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I truly mean this in the most loving way possible: If you can see Metallica as anything other than satanically inspired, you are self-deceived.

Selah, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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They call me V

Reading fundies talking about self-decievement is funny, kinda.. deadpan in a way.

11/6/2007 2:21:23 AM

Jon

Unless, of course, one does not believe in Satan.

12/16/2007 12:51:48 AM

Lars Ulrich

All hail $atan.

12/16/2007 1:27:00 AM

chinesedemocracy

Come on, Jon. What is metal without Satan? That's like the internet without porn.

2/17/2008 1:13:56 AM

aaa

Wait till ye see some real metal...

2/17/2008 1:57:25 AM

POSW

Metallica? Didn't they make a little song called "Creeping Death" about the book of Exodus? Then again, their other early lyrics (first three albums are the only Metallica really worth listening to) aren't exactly fundy-friendly.

Wonder what this guy would think about Mercyful Fate?

"By the symbols of the creator
I swear henceforth to be
A faithful servant of his most
Puissant archangel
The Prince Lucifer
Whom the creator designated as his regent
And Lord of this World
I deny Jesus Christ...the deceiver
And I abjure the Christian faith
Holding in contempt all of it's works

As a being now possessed of a human body
In this world I swear to give my full
Allegiance to it's lawful master,
To worship him our
Lord Satan and no other
In the name of Satan, the ruler of Earth
Open wide the gates of Hell
And come forth from the abyss
By these names: Satan, Leviathan,
Belial, Lucifer
I will kiss the goat."
- The Oath

And don't get me started on black metal.

2/17/2008 2:33:11 AM

Nny

Wuss. AC/DC is more satanic then Metallica.

2/17/2008 4:15:46 AM

Anti - Dei

D'ye know of a genre called Black Metal? That would really be something for fundies to chew on...

9/21/2008 6:09:00 PM

asdfaeea

Hail Satan!

12/31/2008 11:15:06 AM

Trask

Lyrics to The God That Failed:

I see faith in your eyes
Never your hear the discouraging lies
I hear faith in your cries
Broken is the promise, betrayal
The healing hand held back by the deepened nail

Follow the God that failed

9/5/2009 1:00:31 AM

Canadiest

Profit-inspired. Not the same thing unless you admit your church is in it for the money.

9/5/2009 7:04:50 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I truly mean this in the most loving way possible: If you can see Metallica as anything other than satanically inspired, you are self-deceived"

I truly mean this in the most sensitive way possible: If you think the alternative is anything other than the biggest load of fucking bullshit, you are a Bible-deceived fundie moron cuntbrain. There's a reason why the phrase 'The Devil has all the best tunes' exists, and it can be summed up in just One Word:

Stryper.

I weep.

9/5/2009 7:42:23 AM

Ayersy

I see them as the best band in the whole fucking world. I think its you that is self-deceived.

9/5/2009 12:45:10 PM

Blarghonius

If you think that anyone on Rapture Ready has any credibility, you are self-deceived.

6/16/2011 3:16:52 PM

Canadiest

No matter how many Metallica fans think they weren't commercial ( why make an album at all, except for profit? ) they were, from day one. They had a market plan, they were ambitious, they were talented, they suceeded.

No matter how much Christians think Hard Rock is from Satan, they're wrong. Christianity is, from day one, a con, a market plan, if you pulled the con right and are ambitious, you'll suceed

Difference between the two? Metallica gave us an actual product.

6/18/2011 10:01:57 AM
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