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In case you didnt know:
87% of Americans want English made the
official language of the United States.

Be one of them or go back to
wherever people speak your language

Remember the Alamo
SAY NO TO MEXICO!!!!

Fred2670, WrongPlanet 18 Comments [7/22/2008 9:29:11 PM]
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Katsuro

Yeah well I think about 87% of the world wants America to shut the fuck up, so I suggest you do just that.

7/22/2008 10:20:13 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

97% of all statistics are pulled straight out of someone's ass

7/22/2008 11:03:00 PM

Old Viking

Fred thinks we should compel the entire world to speak English, although we might have to do it one country at a time.

7/22/2008 11:35:37 PM

Jay-Sus

"In case you didnt know:
87% of Americans want English made the
official language of the United States."

Woah. What part of your ass did you pull that statistic out of?

"Be one of them or go back to
wherever people speak your language"

Be one of the people who speak proper English or get the fuck out.

"Remember the Alamo
SAY NO TO MEXICO!!!!"

If it wasn't for the movie The Alamo you wouldn't know about it would you?

7/23/2008 12:06:19 AM

Darth Vader

I'd like to see English be made the official language of the United States, actually. It would help if everyone could communicate with one another effectively, and immigrants should be given free courses in English communication skills. That's not to say that they can't retain their own native languages, but I do think it would help unify our society if we all spoke the same language and had the ability to communicate clearly with one another.

7/23/2008 12:08:31 AM

SurfinSeaOtter


7/23/2008 12:42:38 AM

Airbag

Love it SurfinseaOtter!

7/23/2008 1:30:42 AM

Dr. Funkenstein

"Remember the Alamo" is your excuse for disregarding Mexiancs?

Why not "Remember the Boston Massacre" and tell the British to fuck off too?

Or is it because the British aren't brown?

7/23/2008 2:24:17 AM

aaa

Vader, add Spanish as the second language. After all, about 20% of US population use it daily.

7/23/2008 4:08:48 AM

Tired Christian

Logically, everyone speaking the same language is a reasonable idea. It would avoid communication error. But.......
Just read what "Darth Vader" said.

According to a friend of mine, who knows 5 different languages, English was the easiest to pick up a basic use (grammar and spelling took a while though) since the majority of words were taken from other languages.

7/23/2008 7:06:58 AM

Lt. Fred

Cree should be the official language of the United States. Then Iroquois. Then maybe English.

If all the immigrants were de-immigrated, the United States would collpase on it's fat arse, BTW.

7/23/2008 9:09:52 AM

Me

Well then, maybe Americans should start by learning to speak English.

7/23/2008 12:28:40 PM

Red

Go back to Africa, you spergin' goon.

7/23/2008 8:06:21 PM

Saccharissa


7/23/2008 9:03:30 PM

Antichrist

OOOOHHHHH

Great pictures on this thread, can't pick favourite. Ah well.


7/24/2008 4:51:17 AM

Adam

You mean Spanish??

You know SPanish has been spoken longer in the U.S. than English.

I'm referring to the SouthWest United States and Florida, of course.

A cultural lesson I thought I might share. I'm sure the Native-Americans weren't to thrilled when we refused to speak their language.

7/24/2008 5:24:03 AM

Blayze Kohime

78% of statistics are made up on the spot.

7/26/2008 4:10:48 PM

Mitch

Even if that were true, you notice that Americans don't even speak english, they speak American? If you were officially speaking english, you'd have to go back to school and put e's on the end of ax and s's in words like hospitalized in place of the z and you'd need to spell color with a u.

How do you feel about making english an official language now?

7/30/2008 10:45:05 AM
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