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Quote# 4339

... the fact that this kangaroo was actually still around the area AND knew that the farmer was seriously injured and went for help is a miracle.... from my experience with kangaroos, tame or wild, this is very strange behaviour. God HAD to have been involved.

ambervale, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh


I think I've had the same ammount of experience with kangaroos, none.

1/29/2007 6:57:28 PM


Strangely animals, even wild ones have been known to stick around injured humans. Probably waiting for a meal, in MOST cases.

Kangaroos can be strange creatures.

1/30/2007 3:56:10 AM


Skippy, Skippy, Skippy the bush kangaroo!

1/30/2007 4:45:03 AM


tk, tk, tk, tk.

What's that Skippy? I have to make stuff up to make it sound like you're talking a language instead of trying to remove the rubber band we attached to your teeth.

tk, tk, tk, tk.

No you don't get to renegotiate your contract.

tk, tk, tk, tk.

Fuck you too, Skippy!

1/30/2007 5:56:30 AM


What's the matter Skippy? Timmy's in a well?

1/30/2007 8:30:55 AM


Yes! That is the only possible explanation.
<head desk>

1/30/2007 4:21:18 PM


Why couldn't God have just healed the farmer by himself, or better yet not even hurt him in the first place? Or why couldn't you have just not made up this story at all?

1/30/2007 4:32:43 PM

David D.G.

\"God HAD to have been involved.\"

Hey, for a non-kangaroo, you're pretty impressive at jumping to conclusions!

~David D.G.

1/30/2007 6:37:26 PM