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Because of the ACLU, these have happened:  - Economic fraud (without the morals of the Bible, scandals like Enron were very frequent until just recently.)  - Appearance of witchcraft in mainstream areas (The ACLU liberals have made God seem so 'boring', 'fearful', and 'forbidden' these days. So what do kids go to? Obviously books like Harry Potter have fascinated children...) - Christian discrimination... if you made fun of gay, the gay can sue you... But if a gay kills a Christian woman for spreading the good faith, charges are either minimal or nonexistent.

Docpro, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Science Is Green

Bizzaro Universe much?

5/26/2007 12:08:16 PM

Blue Lithium

Economic fraud

Like Kent Hovind's tax fraud?

But if a gay kills a Christian woman for spreading the good faith,

When has this happened?

5/26/2007 2:06:01 PM

Laurel

Liar.

5/27/2007 2:27:28 PM

Sophomore

You sit on a throne of lies!

5/27/2007 2:49:28 PM

szenah

My, what an impressive vocabulary #256836 has. It must take up both of his brain cells.

5/27/2007 9:52:32 PM

Alena

But if a gay kills a Christian woman for spreading the good faith, charges are either minimal or nonexistent.


STOP LYING FOR JESUS.

5/27/2007 10:28:29 PM

Brainy

Wow anonymous coward, that is some serious dexterity you have developed in your hands. I wonder how that happened.

Remember Jesus sees when you jack off to gay porn.

5/27/2007 10:48:05 PM

DrWeird

- Economic fraud (without the morals of the Bible, scandals like Enron were very frequent until just recently.)

And remember how Enron's boss gave assloads of money to \"Good Christian\" George Bush? And \"Kenny Boy\" was one of Bush's best friends until he got caught--at which time the \"Good Christian\" Bush suddenly claimed to have not known him very well?

5/27/2007 11:33:59 PM

space chief

(The ACLU liberals have made God seem so 'boring', 'fearful', and 'forbidden' these days. So what do kids go to? Obviously books like Harry Potter have fascinated children...)

Yes, because children just hate forbidden things. I mean, you never hear about preteen boys with Playboys under their....oh.

And how the hell can you be boring and forbidden at the same time? Do you think government officials just go around forbidding things like spaghetti sauce and broken hamster cages because they aren't of much interest to anyone?

Anyway, I just made this, so I might as well use it:

5/28/2007 12:55:56 AM

Wait. What?

I'm pretty sure there's this thing that fundies normally say that they really like that tells them not to lie.

4/25/2008 2:15:36 AM

Quantum Mechanic

[citation needed]

12/30/2010 9:47:40 AM

shunyata

Let me just say, in regards to that last sentence, [citation needed].

12/30/2010 11:38:54 AM

Canadiest

Holy bullshit on a cracker Batman!

Enron was a big one! They weren't frequent and there's been more willful company or trading meltdowns since!

And what place have you heard of where gays recieve such privilege. You may find leniancy due to money or connections but we've seen that with Republicans leaders seeking gay sex with strangers

12/30/2010 1:45:40 PM

Toothygrin

And here I thought that people were exaggerating when they said "they felt stupider having read that."

Nope. Definitely not an exaggeration. Ouch.

12/30/2010 3:11:09 PM
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