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We shouldn't judge them [hermaphrodites] at all, we should pray for them just as we would the homosexuals, adulterers, liars, fornicators, etc...etc. Who is the master of confusion? Satan.

Jeanne, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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TB Tabby

If that's the best Satan can do, I don't know why we needed Jesus.

3/28/2007 6:07:15 AM

Profanity Rocks

I think she has transgender confused with hermaphrodites. Which doesn't surprise me. Fuckwits.

And in the last sentence... is she stating hermaphrodites are hellspawn?

3/29/2007 4:55:52 PM

CT

Who is the master of confusion?

I'm guessing it's the same as the guy who created it... you know, God.

3/29/2007 5:03:05 PM

BurntBush

They talk as if they had a choice in the matter. What dipshits. They don't need your prayers stupid. Do the right thing. Give 'em a reach around. (sorry, couldn't help it).

3/29/2007 5:38:26 PM

Puck

\"We shouldn't judge them...we should pray for them...\"

Ah! You have just judged them to be needful for your ineffectual prayers.

From your last non-sequitur, I can demonstrate with confidence that your preacher is Satan.

3/29/2007 6:33:36 PM

Ringwraith

Well, at least if she wastes her time praying, she isn't hurting other people with her stupidity.

3/29/2007 11:21:20 PM

Damn Yankee

I always thought hermaphroditism (I think the accepted term is intersexuality) would be a very practical and logical evolutionary step. All the animals that have the trait seem to do well. Besides, think of all the possibilities in the bedroom...

3/30/2007 1:33:27 AM

GigaGuess

Yes...pray that penis away!

3/5/2008 9:42:19 PM

Whisper

She seems to mean well but has revealed her feeling by lumping hemaphrodites with sex criminals. Oops.

3/6/2008 5:55:41 PM

FrozenFox

I can hear the fetus now.

"PLEASE Satan! Grant me the ability piss off almighty God by giving me both the peg and the hole!"

3/7/2008 1:00:37 PM

Quantum Mechanic

I bet you eat at McDonald's.

8/28/2013 2:41:08 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"Fuckwits"

They aren't that bright.

7/20/2014 6:08:09 AM
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