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About your arguement that how Adam survived raptor attacks. Well at the beginning (before the fall of man) every animal was an herbivor(prooly spelled it wrong).

Semper_Fi, POD Warrior Forum 14 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Don'tLookBehindYou

Raptors?

6/15/2008 5:28:57 AM



What the fuck? Where is that in the Bible? And seriously, herbivores can still attack people. Are you totally insane?

1/5/2009 10:32:14 AM



Because prey animals are known for their knife like teeth and six inch talons...

9/6/2011 11:13:55 PM

Anon2

Well, and how did Adam survive Hippopotamus attacks? Hippopotamus are very aggressive animals, they claim countless human lives each year, they can attack without any provocation, they are regarded as one of the most dangerous animals in Africa, perhaps claiming more human lifes than crocodiles or lions ... and they are herbivores.

9/6/2011 11:25:56 PM

Tempus


9/6/2011 11:32:29 PM

snowjohnson

So naturally occurring bacteria didn't make people sick? E. Coli was actually ok to ingest.

9/7/2011 4:37:58 AM

TB Tabby

And what about spiders? What were they supposed to catch with their webs, fruit falling from trees?

9/7/2011 4:55:49 AM

JohnTheAtheist

You didnt even spell "prolly" right, dumbass.

9/7/2011 5:49:59 AM

whatever

No, you spelt "prolly" right. "Spelled" however should have been spelt "spelt" and "herbivore" has an e on the end. Otherwise fine.

Oh and your theory on Adam surviving raptor attacks is crap by the way. Everybody knows that in the time of Adam, animals and humans were all friends together. The raptors prolly liked cuddles and having their tummies tickled.

9/7/2011 6:58:04 AM

Anon-e-moose

"About your arguement that how Adam survived raptor attacks."

Well, it's his own fucking fault for not cooking that raptor meat properly. Of course he's gonna have terrible guts, start farting like a docker, and have the terminal trots...

...but at least he'll be able to make it to the bog in time, at cheetah speed! [/"Jurassic Park"] X3

[/smartarse]

But then, Raptor Jesus truly saves. I'm Ready for the VelociRapture.

[/smartarse II]

9/7/2011 8:14:58 AM

Blarghonius

Every animal? Including anteaters? How the hell would something like that eat leaves?

4/4/2013 8:38:29 PM

Swede

You managed better with "herbivore" than with "probably", actually.

The moose is a herbivore. It kills several people on the Swedish roads each year, and damages thousands of cars. My colleagues crashed into one a few weeks ago. They all survived luckily (even the moose), but the car was only fit for the scrapheap afterwards.

Oh, and you forgot the tiny, insignificant fact that dinosaurs died out some 63 million years before man emerged on the scene.

4/4/2013 10:13:17 PM

Quantum Mechanic

You can't even spell argument.

4/5/2013 11:42:32 PM

Justanotheratheist

The spelling isn't the only thing which is wrong with that dog's breakfast of an argument. You can thump your bible as much as you want, but the fact remains that raptors went extinct some 65 million years before the first man arrived on the scene, a man whose name (if he had one) might have been Og but certainly not Adam.

Oh, and I agree that herbivores can and do attack people. Having been very firmly bitten by a horse I can attest to that from somewhat painful personal experience. (The bruise was a doozy, I must say).

4/6/2013 12:48:12 AM
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