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I am taking the Gospels for what they say... I have Mormons come over to my house, firmly convinced that the Book of Mormon is literally true, although history spites on this claim and is why I will never be a Mormon. Good for them I say, continue on in faith, I will continue on in reality.

Jiggles, POD Warrior Forum 5 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh

Quantum Mechanic

And I just got a new irony meter.
Good thing I installed polyphasers.

3/8/2012 1:32:00 PM


The "gospels" mostly contradict each other. At least Mormons are consistently balmy.

3/8/2012 1:54:49 PM


shit. that turned my irony meter into a singularity.

7/12/2012 8:55:14 AM

Crimson Lizard

You wouldn't know reality if it got up and gave you a haircut!

3/14/2014 4:44:32 AM


You might as well take the Chronicles of Narnia or the Harry Potter series for what they say. At least they are more consistent than the Gospels, and much easier to read.

Reality has no evidence for the existence of any gods or goddesses, nor fauns or wizards, for that matter.

How does history do when it "spites on this claim"?

3/14/2014 6:30:17 AM