If your a man, and a vegetarian, you have to be gay. I wouldn't be surprised if scientists discovered a link between not eating meat and being effeminate.
I prefer my steaks well done, my women plump, and my Church manly.
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Interesting.
In the vernacular, "meat" is slang for penis.
And you are a church member.
You should also know that another slang for "penis" is "member".
So Saxon is telling us he is a dick who likes meat in his mouth.
Only a schmuck would eat meat well done.
I have been a vegetarian for long periods of my life, yet I am neither gay nor effeminate.
I prefer my food to be tasty, my men to be intelligent, and a Church that stops sticking its nose into other people's business.
Oh, yeah, I hope you get E. Coli.
WTF?
FOOD DOES NOT MAKE PEOPLE GAY.
And what about people who don't have meat? I'm sure that, by fundy "logic" he has a reason why people who have never seen a proper steak have so many kids. It never occurred to Saxon that there are cultures which proscribe eating some, or all, meat which have flourished for thousands of years. Of course, there are entire cultures whose only protein is insects, shellfish, or SOY!
BTW. I like my steak badly frightened by a distant fire and my women in groups of three, or less. Most of my thoughts on churches have already been said.
"I prefer my steaks well done, my women plump, and my Church manly." Dude ... you are so gay.
I like my steak au blue, and thus am manlier than you, you limp wristed, molly coddling ponce. Well done steaks are for amnesiacs. Also, you are a fucking moron.
Given the animal byproducts they feed cattle nowadays, combined with the hormones and formaldehyde with which the cattle are injected in some places, who knows what the fuck the total long-term effects of eating beef is.
Perhaps one effect is becoming a brain-dead retard, like Saxon.
I prefer my steaks very rare, my wine red and full bodied, my boys cute and loving and the church out of here!
And I challenge this prick to beat me in the manual labour I've put in (with my male partner) renovating properties (demolition, etc)!
Wow, I guess I had better tell hubby that he had better stop being vegetarian.
Manly church? Don't bother us with your homoerotic fantasies.
For some reason, I am reminded of this line from Buffy the Vampire Slayer , spoken by Xander: "I like my women the way I like my coffee: stuffed in a burlap sack and slung over a burro by Juan Valdez."
Best line in that whole darned series!
"I prefer my steaks well done, my women plump, and my Church manly ."
That would explain all those tall, phallic steeples you guys stick on 'em, I guess.
Yeah, nothing says manly like early death due to heart failure! *eyeroll* What the heck does vegetarianism have to do with a person's sexuality? Men aren't gay for actually trying to be healthy and trying to have good table manners, instead of ripping into raw steaks with their bare teeth like wolves. Give me a break.
You like well-done steak? That, sir, is culinary suicide. Doing that to a nice cut of meat is tantamount to abusing it. I pity you, I truly do.
Personally, as a woman, I find men who care about their health (which includes eating vegetarian) attractive.
Plus, you eat well done steak? That's like eating a barbecued shoe.
Yeah, because killing defenseless animals and preferring to date people with the same genitalia as you obviously have something in common...
I'd be willing to bet this guy "eats the meat."
Wait, so why do gay guys love choking down so much "meat"? :D
Also: "I like my women like I like my coffee. In a plastic cup."
To be a True Man (where's that little TM sign?) you should eat steaks rare, the women should be athletic (all the better to wrestle with), and the church doesn't exist as you don't need a father figure telling you what's up.
To be a True Man (where's that little TM sign?) you should eat steaks rare, the women should be athletic (all the better to wrestle with), and the church doesn't exist as you don't need a father figure telling you what's up.
To be a True Man (where's that little TM sign?) you should eat steaks rare, the women should be athletic (all the better to wrestle with), and the church doesn't exist as you don't need a father figure telling you what's up.
To be a True Man (where's that little TM sign?) you should eat steaks rare, the women should be athletic (all the better to wrestle with), and the church doesn't exist as you don't need a father figure telling you what's up.
Ding
Almost
fail.
Ok, I'll give you 'effeminate', but I'm not gay.
Well, you eat your steak. I'm not stopping you.
@Joe-Bob: COMBO BREAKER
This is fascinating stuff Saxon, you should definitely research this further. Maybe you can get help from the people who discovered the tendency of sexually confused males to define non sex related behaviours as inherently 'heterosexual' in order to convince themselves of their own heterosexuality without having to think about just which gender they'd rather go to bed with.
Whahahahahaha!!
If you're a christian, and a fundie, you have to be stupid.
Lol, when I try to think of a manly church, I think of
Hmmmm..... Mormones...
Yeah...wrong.
Yeah...My brother, happily married, is vegetarian. His philosophy is, "Don't eat anything you can't kill yourself." Could you handle slaughtering your own cow?
If your a man, and a vegetarian, you have to be gay.
...my women plump... image
How can I put this delicately...
I happen to have a boyfriend, who has been vegan for quite some time, and has demonstrated his heterosexuality *giggle* to my satisfaction.
You fail.
"I prefer my women plump".
How is that in any way "manly"? Surely, those who prefer your typical "hottie" chick are more manly that those who like the plump Go-Lightlies that you do. After all, they prefer a more typical "feminine" woman, and this means they have a "more natural" male sexual preference. So, you are less 'manly' than them.
And what about manly gay blokes? THEY ARE WAAAAY MORE MANLY THAN YOU, good sir.
So, lrn2manly.
Saxon is a homosexual closet case.
Real men(TM) hunt their meat and eat it rare. They like women who can throw 100 pounds over their shoulder and carry it out of the bush, and they don't need some god-man to tell them if they step out of line their going to hell.
This has been brought to you by red-neck men everywhere.
Uh-huh.
Does effeminacy include invading other countries and commiting genocide on a massive scale?
Because, remember, asshole, Hitler was a vegetarian. (and, like you, a dick)
The most manly dude I know is a vegetarian. He's a big guy, too. 6'6", 230lbs. Big Wyoming farm boy. Could probably eat you and spit you back up whole.
On the other hand, my brother, who eats more meat than is probably healthy, is 6' tall and weighs less than I do.
If your a man, and a vegetarian, you have to be gay.
If you're an adult, and still write "you are" as "your", you have to be a retard.
No, you can't possibly be veggie for your own health, the environment or animal preservation. No! It has to be because you like fucking other guys. Has to be. Never mind the gay men that are veg and aren't effeminate, they're a statistical error.
I eat meat, often rare. Does that make me a man? No, it does not. Besides, well-done steak is, as someone described it, culinary suicide. I'd rather eat a grilled chair.
"I wouldn't be surprised if scientists discovered a link between not eating meat and being effeminate."
I'm never surprised by the clear link between being a fundie and being stupid.
Actually, eating soy DOES reduce sperm count by up to HALF according to some reports. (Although, they have so far failed to explain how places such as japan, where they rely on tofu so much for their food, keep their population up with no issues at all. I suspect this is because Asian women are very fertile and get pregnant if you just hug them.) So this guy HAS a very minor point that vegans are more prone to being less "Manly" in a sense, although it doesn't mean they CAN'T be manly. This, of course, is just assuming manliness is measured in sperm count.
Either way, if the Church was a giant veiny throbbing penis jutting up into the sky, this guy would probably do his damnedest to wrap his mouth around it.
http://www.efluxmedia.com/news_New_Study_Highlights_Negative_Effects_of_Soy_Products_on_Sperm_20884.html
"i prefer my steaks well done"
heathen. take a perfectly good peace of meat, and ruin it by frying the crap out of it. Don't ever go to france, you'd hate all the delicious food.
I've been vegetarian for over 20 years, am an experienced martial arts teacher and until bvery recently taught a Hells Angel martial arts. He was also vegetarian and had been for over 20 years. I would have liked to see you call him effeminate or gay to his face.
It would have been the last thing you ever did tit features.
@Felis >:3
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@Hat: actually, Japan has a population problem (more and more old people, less and less young people), but it has to do with social issues and the price of life, not with fertility problems.
I like my women plump, my steaks raw, and my coven/group to serve mead.
I also prefer to punch people like you.
Though I can't but think of a conversation I heard my freshman year of college.
Lesbian: I like my coffee like I like my women.
I'm sure my brother-in-law, a married father of 3, who has been a vegetarian for over 10 years would disagree with you.
Where do you people come up with this shit?
Yep, you figured it out. Morningstar Farms Food Co. is the secret weapon of the Gay Mafia to turn a larger proportion of the population queer. Oh, and you have also cottoned on to why almost all grocery stores in the US are arranged so you have to go through the produce department in order to get to any other part of the store. NOT!
The whole notion of gay men not liking their meat is preposterous. LOL
You like your church manly? What does that mean, the choir boys have to grit their teeth and take their ass rapin' without benefit of lube?
I prefer my steaks well done, my women plump, and my Church manly.
Freudian Slip there, Saxon?
If your a man,
- Allow me correct: If you're a man.
- Er I see no logic in this. It's totally irrational.
I wouldn't be surprised if scientists discovered a link between not eating meat and being effeminate.
- Or between being a Mormon and a fool??? But science is ebil and ob de debbil.
I prefer my steaks well done,
- Carnivore
my women plump,
- Cannibal?
and my Church manly.
- Gay? They say truth outs at last.
@ Feminazi: Yummy! More, plz!
Anyway, uhh... Oh, where to start... Well, you get some points because you just may also like BBWs, but your total is still, like, negative-billion points.
NO! Real men carry a sawed off twelve gauge and have at least one chainsaw for a hand and say things like, Hail to the king, baby, Come get some, This is my boom stick! etc etc and do it all with an enourmous chin. Y'know a fun loving, macho, wisecracken super-intelligent jerk
FYI: I prefer my steaks and all my meats and veg, my women charming and intelligent, and my churches private places of prayer and forgiveness.
You know, funny thing about that. The most manly man I know - you know, the type that can and does have any woman he chooses, at any time, exudes more confidence and dominance than anyone has a right to, and is arrogant beyond belief - is vegetarian.
I should probably tell him that he's gay. He'll find it hilarious.
You fail, by the way.
Ahh.
being compassionate = being gay
Isn't your God rather a fan of compassion?
So... your God = fan of gays.
Far me for me to intrude with reality but I, gay man eat a lot of meat. (Yes yes, i get the innuendo and I don't deny it, I revel in it)
My best friend is a vegetarian because of his health and he' sis certainly into women.
Hence.. Fail.
Well done?
What a girly girl
Sir,
you have managed to piss of a lot of people and/or subject yourself to some well deserved ridicule. Here's hoping it was intentional.
Otherwise, I hope you die in a church fire, preferably as a result of a poorly attended grill.
If YOU'RE a man, and you can't distinguish between YOUR and YOU'RE, you have to be illiterate.
If you're a man, and you can't live with the fact that some men are vegetarians, you have to be a closet homosexual who secretly wants to eat a special kind of sausage (if you know what I'm saying)(and I think you do.)
Moon Wolfhowl: You made me laugh! Eddie Izzard is one of my favorite comedians.
Steak, "well done"?! You may want brisket that's been smoke-cooking for hours (delicious) or burgers that are well-done (ditto), but actual steak tastes best either at medium doneness or, if done right, positively raw (steak tartare -- as the saying goes, "don't knock it 'til you've tried it").
As for women -- I'm a straight woman, sorry. Oh, does that mean I can't like steak? I like my man not obsessed with proving his manliness, though. Though I do enjoy partnering with men who can hold their end of an intellectual conversation. And I like my churches accepting and truly devoted to the faith instead of trying to put words into God's mouth.
BTW, if you have to eat meat in order to be a man, why are so many professional athletes vegetarian/vegan? I could have sworn some of them were even in the NFL! The more carnal aspect of my nature would love to stick you in front of one of those football players and dare you to tell them they're unmanly, but that's not very Christian of me, so I'll just say I wouldn't be surprised if someone else had that same idea.
-H-, aah, so you mean go kill a bear with my bare hands? Oh, you probably mean shooting a helpless animal from distance. Truly, that makes one a tough guy. I'm a vegan and I constantly notice that other meat eating friends of mine are complete sissies compared to me. Actually I find it kind of pathetic if you think that eating meat makes you a tough guy. Implies that you don't have anything real to be proud of.
I like my steaks medium-rare. With a nice tall cold beer on the side (mmmmmm Guinness, bock, and Red Hook).
I like my men to be the opposite of Saxon.
And the church to be a marvelous example of architecture and craftsmanship, not a prison for the soul.
Are you a vegetarian? No? Then how do you know?
Sexual orientation is one thing, food preference is another thing completely.
"If your a man, and a vegetarian, you have to be gay. I wouldn't be surprised if scientists discovered a link between not eating meat and being effeminate."
I've seen gays tuck into steaks at a bistro on Old Compton Street in London. It's not the only diner there that serves meat.
Old Compton Street is London's Gay Central
Your call, Saxon. But then, you probably like gobbling down some of the ol' tubesteak yourself, amirite?
"I prefer my steaks plump, my women manly, and my Church well done.
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Saxon has obviously never read 1st Corinthians. In that letter, Paul explicitly tells his followers that it is better to be vegetarians than to eat meat which has been dedicated to idols. So by Saxon's logic, Paul was also ordering the male Christians of Corinth to be gay.
Unfortunately, as Saxon has clearly never read the bible, he will never appreciate the irony of his blasphemy.
A well done steak is a total waste. When people order them in restaurants it makes me want to cry.
I don't know or particularly want to know what makes a Church 'manly.'
I like my women like I like my coffee.
I don't usually like coffee, but every now and then I get in the mood for a little.
So you can either stand up under a lot of pressure for the sake of animal rights, the environment, and the betterment of the world (not to mention your own health!), or you can spinelessly give into your urges. And guess which one is more "manly"?
Furthermore, if you're so militant about your meat-eating, you'd better hope you prefer yourself plump, as well as "your women".
But...but the gays just love their meat.
Well, no, not YOUR meat, 'cause you're a crazy fundie, and you smell bad and have cooties, but you get the idea.
I wouldn't be surprised if scientists discovered a link between not eating meat and being effiminate not dying of an exploded heart at age 50.
There, fixed.
That said, I want my steak served in such a way that any competent vet can save it, my women like I want my coffee--black, cold, strong and bitter--and my fundamentalists to please just leave me the hell alone.
I prefer my steaks well done...
*SLAP!*
A well done steak is no better than shoe leather. Real men have their steaks mid-rare at best.
Are you gonna let this lowly fag out-man you?
Manly Church? What the hell does this guy want, his pastor to burst through the wall on a zipline and kick all the gays in the face before delivering a well-timed quip?
Obsession with manliness is so unflattering.
This guy sounds deep, deep in the closet. I don't normally like the idea that all homophobes are closeted, but this seems like the kind of guy who does sit-ups in front of a poster of a naked woman then cries because he's not enjoying it as much as he wants to.
I didn't know my brother is gay. That will be a shock to his wife and kids as well.
I, myself would only be a vegan if I was a girl, but I was born a boy, not a girl, anyway.
You see, the vegan videos such as Earthlings don't make me want to be vegan, but I do feel sad about it, the problem is that I'm not a girl, so to my odd mind, I have to be a girl before I go vegan.
I'm sure that most people don't think such things, so what is causing my stupid brain to think that, may I ask? I would love to turn into a girl and I have no idea why.
I'm not transgender, but I would love to be a girl, but I'm not, rather sadly.
Funlationaist, you do not seem to be cis, as no-one who is happy with their own gender would want to be the opposite gender, you know that, don't you?
So, how's that closet coming along, may I ask? Is it well build enough to stand up to your own questioning, too?
Is it good enough for you to still be reading the gender-changing stories, still in misery because you are not a girl?
So, how are you doing today, folks? I'm laughing at this dolt, Saxon, who seems to only care about being manly, anyway. Saxon I have a question to ask of you, if people you know where jumping off cliffs, and claiming it's manly or something, would you jump too?
Hi there. Saxon, you are a dolt who will die of a heart attack at the young age of thirty, shall you not? Plus, you really need to eat your own veggies, or you will die of a heart attack, said your mum. Did she not, may I ask?
"If your a man, and a vegetarian, you have to be gay. I wouldn't be surprised if scientists discovered a link between not eating meat and being effeminate."
The man on the right holding a big cock:
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...would you say he's effeminate ?
Van driver for, and friend of "Salvage Hunter" Drew Pritchard (l) Tee, is a vegetarian.
As Drew's pet pooch Enzo would say:
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