I too will be praying for our brother to be released from the bondage of these mind and body altering pharmaceuticals. I pray that every side affect will be null and void and all withdrawals to be miraculous in the AWESOME Name of our Lord Yahshua
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Um.. aren't you misspelling Yeshua's name? o_O
And you're praying that Neverfear's withdrawals will be miraculous?? O_o
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Waaaaait.. you can spell "pharmaceuticals," but use "affect" instead of "effect," and misspell your savior's name??
Mind and body altering pharmaceuticals? What? is said person taking thyroid meds? That would fix both body and mind.
And I find it funny that you correctly spelled "Pharmaceuticals" but screwed up your God's name, and misused 'affect'.
Subjective Stupidity is oh so amusing.
Dear Lord,
I know I'm just one of billions of organisms on this tiny planet, one planet among trillions throughout the universe... But I feel special enough to demand that you change the properties of the basic elements. Our medical science is not perfect, and apparently I feel that you tampering about with reality - while affecting the entire universe in the long run - will help me in the short run.
Amen,
Spiritsong
This guy is on PRESCRIPTION pain killers and muscle relaxers for an unspecified reason.
Its not drug abuse here, its regulated thereputic use.
And he's afraid that his drugs wont be available during "the great tribulation" that he fears.
This definition from The Devil's Dictionary is always appropriate.
PRAY, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Mind altering phamaceuticals saved and continue to save my life. You know, not all drugs are bad.
P.S. Yeshua is not an AWESOME name.
YAHSHUA!
Sorry, I sneezed.
@Ash
"Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
(And barefaced flattery.)
But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
(fantastic.)
Amen"
I read the thread in the "Watchman Report" link.
Apparently, the "mind and body altering pharmaceuticals" that Spiritsong is referring to are muscle relaxants and pain killers, which a user named Neverfear has been taking for medical reasons. Unfortunately, he's been on them for so long that he's become addicted to them.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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