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I'd bet that you don't believe in the Bible Code. I don't believe in the Bible Code too until I'd find my Birthday, Birthmonth and birth Year and my name in the Bible Code.
But I'd hear it from the Bible Coders said that tribulation starts in the 2012. I'll be in Heaven. You would probably be dead or get the mark of the beast on you right hand or your forehead.

Anti-Christ is coming soon. Just a friendly Warning.

LoneWolf1984, deviantART 81 Comments [7/27/2008 4:39:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Squatchy the Sasquatch
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#602954
Lulzmonger

STILL WAITING.

7/27/2008 7:05:08 AM
#602955
The Jamo

You do realise that you can do the same "bible code" trick with any sufficiently large book, right? ...... Right?

7/27/2008 7:05:26 AM
#602972
Nowonmai

Bible code? You mean spinning, trimming, and 'translating' obscure passages to make them fit what you want them to? I am quite sure I could find "LoneWolfe1984 is a dumbass" in this 'bible code' of yous.

7/27/2008 7:59:41 AM
#602979
WMDKitty

The sad thing is, this is probably the most coherent thing he's said.

7/27/2008 8:46:27 AM
#602982
Lou

I SO want to see the look on your retarded face on 2012.

7/27/2008 8:57:37 AM
#602988
PointsofFact

Ok, enough already. This guy is a poe, I know people have claimed poe for him before but this is just pushing all the limits. Has to be a poe.

7/27/2008 9:35:51 AM
#602990
Foster Disbelief

You believe in the Bible Code? Damn man, you just keep getting more and more laughable.

7/27/2008 9:41:26 AM
#602991
Doperwtje

LW said, in a rather long and relatively grammar-correct post, that he had or still has a serious physical condition, aside from a speech disorder and probably some kind of mental disorder if I'm to guess from his attrocious 'Art', so yeah I too think it's time to leave this guy alone.

7/27/2008 10:01:01 AM
#602992
arcturus

"until I'd find my Birthday"

for someone who claims to have read a book as long and complicated as the bible, you sure managed to miss out on learning any of its grammar

7/27/2008 10:20:26 AM
#602993
Kitourahime

You ARE the Anti Christ.

7/27/2008 10:20:26 AM
#603009
nuke

He hasn't logged into his account for 11+ weeks. Perhaps the rapture already came, and it took the stupid people?

7/27/2008 11:04:06 AM
#603014
Aethernaut

Boy, won't DumbAss1984 be surprised on New Year's Day 2013!

7/27/2008 11:10:28 AM
#603015
oidhche

I don't believe in Bible Code, but I believe in Moby-Dick Code and LotR Code.

7/27/2008 11:14:52 AM
#603029
Sanity

http://www.biblecodewisdom.com

There ya go.
Tell you what, My first and last name are in the bible to.
If your birth year is really 1984 it's not in there.
If your birthday is short, like "May first" there's a good chance you will find it, however, if you were born on say "November twentyseven" you can forget about it.

Also:
http://www.biblecodewisdom.com/bibledefault.aspx?q=lone+wolf+idiot&num=1

7/27/2008 11:36:28 AM
#603034
BlackMageJ

What, the past tense is Satanic now?

EDIT @Sanity: Cool, Ceiling Cat is in there twice according to that site. All hail Ceiling Cat!
No FSM or IPU references though.

7/27/2008 11:46:57 AM
#603040
Hi

31878 references to "pie".

*gets out a piece and digs in*

7/27/2008 12:07:19 PM
#603072
Larty

I'd rather get the mark of the beast, so I'll get to buy all the awesome stuff that the antichrist sells.

7/27/2008 2:20:56 PM
#603073
John

Anti-Christ is coming soon.

You missed him already.

"even now are there many Antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last hour." (1 John 2:18)

That was around 90 AD.

7/27/2008 2:23:39 PM
#603084


"I'd bet that you don't believe in the Bible Code. I don't believe in the Bible Code too until I'd find my Birthday, Birthmonth and birth Year and my name in the Bible Code."

You'd probably find your social security number and street address in any sufficiently large text. The "Bible Code" is bullshit.

"But I'd hear it from the Bible Coders said that tribulation starts in the 2012."

Pssst... they swiped 2012 from the Maya. Then again, what do you expect from a religion that was stolen almost entirely from other cultures?

"I'll be in Heaven."

No, you'll be posting drivel like this on the internet, same as always.

"You would probably be dead or get the mark of the beast on you right hand or your forehead."

Yeah, yeah.

"Anti-Christ is coming soon. Just a friendly Warning."

I seriously doubt it.

7/27/2008 2:39:16 PM
#603086
Chamale

I believe you could find literally any 20-letter alphanumeric string with bible code. From AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA to 99999999999999999999.

EDIT: I looked at the website (biblecodewisdom.com), and it looks like it's not quite as cheatable as I thought, but there still is a load of stuff you can make. Like "God does not exist" (8 times) or "Hail Ceiling Cat" (once).

Humourously, the site gives you a rejection message if you try to search for FSM.

7/27/2008 2:41:06 PM
#603087
Darth Vader... For Freedom

Can we stop quoting this guy? He's obviously deranged, so it's not sporting to keep citing his inane babblings.

7/27/2008 2:43:20 PM
#603091
Darth Vader... For Freedom

Regarding the alleged Bible codes, did you know that if you run Shakespeare's works or any other written document through the software programs used to find 'Bible codes,' you will find similar patterns to those found in the Bible?

7/27/2008 2:49:19 PM
#603092
Darth Vader... For Freedom

Oops, Fishcakes beat me to it. Fishcakes FTW.

7/27/2008 2:50:44 PM
#603097
max

I agree with one part of this... 2012 will be AWESOME!

7/27/2008 3:01:21 PM
#603110
Xotan

Lone Wolf...

Ever wonder why you are Lone?

The end of the world has been expected and promised and designated since the middle of the 1800s. People have been giving their goods away, selling what they own, climbing mountains in high hope and expectation of the Rapture, only to come down again when the appointed time had passed and Jesus still hadn't come.

Talk to me in 2013 and tell me how wrong you have been.

7/27/2008 3:19:27 PM
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