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#603130
TheDonald2
Read the first line and knew it was from LoneWolf. I thought many felt he was a Poe.
7/27/2008 3:36:14 PM
#603158
tmr
Homer's Odyssey is as full of as many "codes" as the bible.
7/27/2008 4:04:01 PM
#603178
Boing
I agree with Hadron, the guy's an idiot. We get it. Enough.
7/27/2008 4:56:21 PM
#603184
Antichrist
Anti-Christ is coming soon. Just a friendly Warning.
How does he know about my sex life? Really, I should go posting over there just to fuck with his mind.
As far as the Bible code, I'm assuming he has fundie parents which would of given him a biblical name. And let me guess Psalms 84, Verse 5 and 11? (assuming his birthday was 5/11).
And 2012, was stolen from the Myans. When that goes past they'll start focusing on 2033 (exactly 2000 years after Jesus was crucified) after that it will be 2060 (Newtons predicted date). I'm sure there's a lot of other references they'll find in between those, but I'm positive we'll be listening to these rantings for the rest of our lives.
7/27/2008 5:15:04 PM
#603206
Dinomancer
Interestingly enough, that is the most coherent thing from that man I have ever read.
7/27/2008 6:41:12 PM
#603227
Jud
I seem to remember the Babble saying something about how "no man will know the day or the hour." So you're just a cocky asshole, even according to your own book.
7/27/2008 7:48:37 PM
#603229
Airbag
FFS mods, just stop posting quotations from this dweeb, we can't stand it anymore.
7/27/2008 7:57:19 PM
#603238
The Outsider
I can see the fnords!!!
7/27/2008 8:12:20 PM
#603267
Jeff Weskamp
"The end of the world has been expected and promised and designated since the middle of the 1800s." -- Xotan
Actually, Christians have been predicting the End of the World since they first came into being. Check out http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl2.htm ; it lists 63 failed End-Times predictions from 30 AD to 2000 AD.
7/27/2008 9:28:06 PM
#603305
wlof
I'm glad I'm not the only one who's getting bored by LW84's quotes. The guy is either a very very good Poe or mentally deficient. In both cases, enough.
7/27/2008 10:53:15 PM
#603324
Bill Cosby
Kids say the darndest things!
7/27/2008 11:50:23 PM
#603344
Damned from the Gitgo
You'll be in Heaven? Not if there is a written entrance exam, you won't.
7/28/2008 12:59:02 AM
#603354
Azrael
But I'm left handed, and I like my forehead clear. Poor me...
7/28/2008 1:19:02 AM
#603361
Osiris
I'd bet that you don't believe in the Bible Code. I don't believe in the Bible Code too until I'd find my Birthday, Birthmonth and birth Year and my name in the Bible Code.
By taking out random letters from the Bible I discovered this sacred code: LoneWolf should shut up! Look it's in the Bible Code so it must be true.
7/28/2008 1:37:09 AM
#603487
Rudq
Hey Wolfie, can you arrange to go to heaven before 2012?
7/28/2008 9:27:06 AM
#603489
Michael
Just when you think he couldn't get more stupid, he goes and breaks another record.
The Anti-Christ has been running the USA and lunatics like you for the last 7 years, 6 months.
7/28/2008 9:40:38 AM
#603532
Buddtee
Can I use the bible code to find todays lotto numbers
Wait a second I dint know The big J C was a Mayan god too what do you know for ancient time heSjure did get a around dint he ..
7/28/2008 12:59:53 PM
#603572
Grigadil
I've been on the fence regarding whether LW84 should be ignored.
On the one hand, pity the fool, but if he continues to give good material, why not? This is the first I heard of the bible code idea, so it's not incorrect to say I learned something [useless].
And anyone who issues "friendly Warnings" deserves to be dissected.
Is it my imagination, or is the language here a substantial improvement?
7/28/2008 2:53:19 PM
#603583
zazugrey
I checked out the Bible Code Wisdom site, and boy is it fun! There's all kinds of stuff in the Bible I had no idea was there! This would have made Sunday school so much more interesting. Apparently that God guy has a dirty mind. Did you know that the Bible says "breast" 103 times, "boobs" 22 times, "hooter" 86 times, and "tits" a full 10360 times. And I thought I liked 'em! That God guy is obsessed!
7/28/2008 3:51:36 PM
#603627
Ellytoad
I tried searching for my full name and birthdate, and there were no matches. Does this mean I don't really exist? :P
7/28/2008 5:30:37 PM
#604003
tracer
You know, when 2013 rolls around, there are going to be a lot of very disappointed Armageddonists out there.
7/29/2008 12:58:55 AM
#604088
Moondog
If I look hard enough, I could find a Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy code: "March 29, 1968, Worcester, Massachusetts." It true!! HHG2G Prophecy is true and it works! I just proved it!
7/29/2008 2:47:18 AM
#614747
EnglerP
The predictions of the bible code are obsolete anyhow, 'cause god had to do some bugfixing in this timeline.
He updated the predictions, though and sent the book of Ahab:
http://cs.anu.edu.au/~bdm/codes/moby.html
8/5/2008 12:04:25 AM
#614753
A. Person
*BZZZZZHT*
Does not compute.
8/5/2008 12:06:51 AM
#647294
Gruntfuttock
Weird, I'd regard that as proof that the bible code is bollocks. I mean, if I can find literally anything I want in there, and I'd put money on being able to, then it seems at least probable that...
You know what? It's so much easier to call you an idiot.
8/22/2008 9:26:35 PM
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