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I don't believe there was a Big Bang... But I do believe that there may have been a central starting point and everything is expanding and moving away from each other.

joelch2, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Amos

This can't be real. It just can't be...

1/13/2007 7:54:01 AM

The_Dude

Wow a fundie post I can almost agree with... now I'm scared

1/13/2007 8:40:53 AM

BurntBush

Yes, come over to the dark side.

1/13/2007 1:40:39 PM

David D.G.

I wonder what he thinks the Big Bang was, then, if he doesn't believe in it but does believe a perfect description of it.


~David D.G.

1/13/2007 5:41:16 PM

makingtrouble

that's what the big bang is, jerkface.

1/16/2008 10:35:56 PM

Caustic Gnostic

"Humongous Space Kablooie"?

1/16/2008 10:59:19 PM

Jacob

Guys, I have to admit it. He's right. I agree with him. I also don't believe in evolution. But I DO think that animals might change a little from generation to generation to better suite their environment.

1/16/2008 11:01:20 PM

GigaGuess

I don't believe in Santa! I just believe in a jolly fat man in red coming down everyone's chimneys at Christmas, and leaving presents!

1/16/2008 11:02:51 PM

TerriblyAmused

This guy is alternately rather intelligent (for a fundie) and extraordinarily stupid.

1/16/2008 11:05:18 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Congratulations, you have mastered doublethink. Have a shot of victory gin on me.

1/16/2008 11:11:12 PM

Headless Unicorn Guy

"But I just won't call it a Big Bang, because that's what Secular Humanists (TM) call it."

Whether you call the distance across my bedroom Ten Feet or Three Meters, it's the same distance.

1/16/2008 11:16:59 PM

BlackMageJ

Cue confused Morbo:

THE BIG BANG DOES WORK THAT WAY!

3/9/2008 5:20:18 PM

Evilutionist

Ok, so a big sploosh?

3/18/2008 5:13:52 PM

Nick

Justapose THAT!

3/18/2008 5:47:57 PM

Pastor Morg

This isn't really fundy; it's just sloppy science. Something tells me that FSTDT is going overboard with the Rapture Ready quotes. Sure, it's a fundy website, but you have to dig in and find the real gems before you parade them around here.

3/18/2008 6:07:52 PM

Viva

Clearly, this is satire.

3/18/2008 6:17:04 PM

Junification

So you DO believe in it!

3/18/2008 8:50:35 PM

Canadiest

Apparently you do believe but you don't know it yet....or......maybe someone's trying to sneak reality into Rapture Ready

3/21/2008 12:36:24 AM
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